We reported in May that LHHATL newbie, Karen King, was arrested while making an appearance in a ATL club. Well, the verdict is in and she could be facing up to 3 years in prison on felony charges. King was charged with identity theft and two credit card fraud felonies. Kin apparently went on a $5,000 […]
Rita Ora posted a picture of her tits….of course…that’s her hustle…because Rita Ora knows that people like tits, and her tits are great. So great, that they are probably the only reason she exists is her tits…or maybe it’s her song and dance ability because she’s just been honing her craft since a young age…really making a name for herself…changing the world like her angelic voice..on some Mariah Carey or Whitney Houston level of “what the fuck did I just hear”…only more gutter, rapper, and directly pulled from Rihanna’s catalog of work…because she a hack…and by song and dance ability I just outlined…I mean her ability to hang and suck the dicks of the right people…so solid…I assume she throws her tits into it…because how else did she make it here from the UK…to exist in America…like magic… The post Rita Ora’s Braless on the Internet…Obviously of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’ve been cyberbullying Ashely Tisdale forever…I’ve been making fun of her face and the need for her to walk around with a mask on because her body is pretty on point… I’ve laughed at her since she happened, because I guess I’ve been doing the site longer than her career has existed…and I witnessed her botched nose job, when her face was really bad…as well as her winning an award for being the hottest actress of the year…when she’s not the hottest anything…she’s okay at best and that’s only when you factor her financial situation and quality of house you’d get to move in if you were to knock her married ass up…and I took offense to that… I’ve also had emails from people who apparently went to school with her saying she’s 5 or 6 years older than she says she is… But I like to think never too old to learn or show improvement in her overall attitude, based on this picture alone…I mean she’s put her face out there for years..and it’s really not “THAT” bad..but it’s better when cropped out of photos…so we can focus on what’s important and not asymmetry… This doesn’t apply to Tisdale alone….it applies to all these girls who think their bodies are on point by their faces aren’t when taking selfies…not letting that scare them off from posting the selfie…because it’s always a good time to be in slutty poses for the internet… The post Ashley Tisdale’s Headless…She Gets It…of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
He may never be mistaken for Mel Gibson in Braveheart , but Jaden Smith apparently went to his famous parents recently and demanded something unusual: FREEEEEDOM! Jaden turns 15 in July and his dad told The Sun this week what his only son has asked for as a present. “He says, ‘Dad, I want to be emancipated,” Will Smith said . “I know if we do this, he can be an emancipated minor, because he really wants to have his own place. “That’s the backlash. On the other side, if kids just want to have command of their lives, I understand.” Jaden, meanwhile, may be dating Kylie Jenner and is definitely close friends with Justin Bieber . He stars this summer opposite his father in a new movie and you can check out the After Earth trailer now.
That mustache Matt Damon was sporting last week for a movie role was gone just in time for Oscar Sunday. The clean-shaven nominee and presenter hit the Governors Ball after the show hand…
D’Angelo apparently went cruisin’ and now his reputation’s taking a bruisin’. The R&B smoothie, considered the consummate ladies man back in the day, was…
Adam Jasinski won Big Brother the summer before last. Given that twist of reality TV fate, it’s appropriate, if ironic, that over the weekend, a government witness wearing a wire busted the “Baller” for drug dealing. Even more ridiculously, police say the oaf used his $500,000 winnings, which he said was going to a charity for kids, to fund his whole drug dealing operation.