Despite being thick….Chloe Grace Moretz…wants you to see how good her fitness skills are…she’s like “Look at me, I work out, perverts who follow me and will jerk off to me doing pretty much everything, even non-seductive things like wearing gym shorts, because they are diverse masturbators who can look at a young girl in gym clothes doing slutty poses and think – good enough “… It’s memorial day weekend..-good enough… The post Chloe Grace Moretz Does Pilates Of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chloe Bennet wants you to know who she is…because Chloe Moretz (see previous post) is not the only Chloe in these parts… She’s on a show called Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D…..which sounds terrible, one of those “Why the fuck does TV put money into this low budget shit shows”….because there is no creativity in the world…” But then I realize it’s Comic Book shit…and that makes money…There is an audience…virgin losers who need this shit…to have purpose…and connect with something…nerds with social issues…LOVE THESE shows…and the babes they cast on them… Well – She’s got a Frenchie…and it’s cute.. My favorite thing about Frenchie’s is that they have anal on the first date, that doesn’t even need to be a date….hot. The post Chloe Bennet Has a Frenchie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Frida Aasen is in some campaign and she’s fucking amazing…the pictures are lame, played out, trying too hard on the aggressive piss soak, but she saves the fucking day with her nipples and body…perfect…… Frida Aasen was born in Kristiansand, which seems like some religious amusement park full of bible thumping weirdos, either doing sensationalized evangelical curing of disease, or maybe just a place to repent your sins, including but not limited to jerking off to their 20 year old locals…because they are amazing.. Kristiansand, is unfortunately not a bible thumping weird place for religious freaks, but rather a town in Norway, that creates oddities like this babe…it almost makes me want to convert… The post Frida Aasen Soaked in Piss in Hipster Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A day is not a day without some contrived hipster photoshoot – where girls seem to be natural and laid back – just doing their thing with their tits out – whether that is arts or crafts or using a Netty Pot while eating Organic Juices…it is at the point of ridiculous because it’s so fucking contrived…just own you over produced dog shit…Anna Christine Speckhart…whoever you may be…. Tits though….if you can find them….not because small tits deserve small tit jokes…some of my favorite tits are small tits.. The post Anna Christine Speckhart Nipples for Swimwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I really have nothing interesting to say about Kendall Jenner, because Kendall Jenner is nothing interesting. Exploited from a really young age, but at least she went into fashion / life of luxury because she was tall and skinny enough…even though I’d be more into her sex tape… She’s got 81 million followers on Istagram, which is absurd, not so absurd in the world population…and most of it being spam bots from Russia….but that shit is nuts, she’s not going anywhere even if we collectively unfollowed, there would still be 50 million people still there waiting for her next bikini pic…so we’re stuck with her… You have to give the mom and Ryan Seacrest some credit, I mean what they created is so weird…yet so relevant..and seeing her in a bikini….so overrated…but still top of the shitty family…and for that we don’t necessarily celebrate her…but we can look at the bikini for attention….the way they want us to…because we are all mindless slaves to this shit… The post Kendall Jenner Bikinis in Cannes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bianca Balti is some amazing looking Italian model who has done some Victoria’s Secret shit and who has done some other LINGERIE MODELING shit…and now she’s doing some bikini shit wherever the fuck she’s shooting…and she’s exposed her nipple… As a model….she’s fucking old, she’s in her mid 30s and a mom and she hasn’t done Victoria’s Secret since 2005… But she looks good, despite being in her mid 30s – it’s probably the Euro thing as we’ve all seen how fat moms of 2 in America look like…and the whole nipple thing is whatever as we live in a time where nipples are like shirts as they should be…and nipples don’t hold as much excitement when you know 2 babies latched on them…unless she’s more of the party model mom who doesn’t produce milk because she is on a cigarette diet…which in and of itself is pretty hot. The post Bianca Balti’s Nipple on a Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bianca Balti is some amazing looking Italian model who has done some Victoria’s Secret shit and who has done some other LINGERIE MODELING shit…and now she’s doing some bikini shit wherever the fuck she’s shooting…and she’s exposed her nipple… As a model….she’s fucking old, she’s in her mid 30s and a mom and she hasn’t done Victoria’s Secret since 2005… But she looks good, despite being in her mid 30s – it’s probably the Euro thing as we’ve all seen how fat moms of 2 in America look like…and the whole nipple thing is whatever as we live in a time where nipples are like shirts as they should be…and nipples don’t hold as much excitement when you know 2 babies latched on them…unless she’s more of the party model mom who doesn’t produce milk because she is on a cigarette diet…which in and of itself is pretty hot. The post Bianca Balti’s Nipple on a Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know that this isn’t really erotic to most, a celebrity wife who is probably not even married, baby momma, who is probably just really strategic…at Cannes doing all the things her access and now higher profile in low level Swimsuit model, who happened to be one of the hottest models to me over the last 4-5 years of a career….which is why her panty outfit…all though typical, conservative for a whore…in a world filled with nipples… But I find it wonderful… I don’t know why…it’s dull, red carpet photos…nothing scanadalous here and the whole outfit looks like it’s holding her broken pussy back together…as some new moms need. But I’m all about it…keep bringing me the Irina content…she represents hope, an inclusive world where Russia and America are friends…and all things good…like being hot enough to seduce rich men…a childhood dream of mine…but not really, rich men can be so annoying…and being rich takes work….so I’ll just stay on my couch…and watch it slowly disintegrate or morph into me…to become the first living couchman… Dreams…we all have them, Irina Shayk is just better at making them happen due to uterus. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Irina Shayk Mom Ass in Panty-Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know that this isn’t really erotic to most, a celebrity wife who is probably not even married, baby momma, who is probably just really strategic…at Cannes doing all the things her access and now higher profile in low level Swimsuit model, who happened to be one of the hottest models to me over the last 4-5 years of a career….which is why her panty outfit…all though typical, conservative for a whore…in a world filled with nipples… But I find it wonderful… I don’t know why…it’s dull, red carpet photos…nothing scanadalous here and the whole outfit looks like it’s holding her broken pussy back together…as some new moms need. But I’m all about it…keep bringing me the Irina content…she represents hope, an inclusive world where Russia and America are friends…and all things good…like being hot enough to seduce rich men…a childhood dream of mine…but not really, rich men can be so annoying…and being rich takes work….so I’ll just stay on my couch…and watch it slowly disintegrate or morph into me…to become the first living couchman… Dreams…we all have them, Irina Shayk is just better at making them happen due to uterus. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Irina Shayk Mom Ass in Panty-Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am zero into Gillian Anderson….I never thought Gillian Anderson was hot. I never watched the X Files. I also thought the nerds who thought she was hot were just undersexed perverts and they were..and I realize that those are probably the same people who visit the site…all 3 of you… I also know that they are loyal….so I figure I’ll give them some Gillian Anderson Cosplay as Marilyn Monroe in whatever movie or TV show she is currently doing…because I know the kind of loyal to Gillian Anderson weirdo will and probably has already come to this….three times….it happens… But for someone not into Gillian Anderson at her prime, I sure as hell am not into her now…and those hands are something out of the fucking X Files all alien corpses or some shit…that you’d want up in your shit…because as an old man prostate massages are your only orgasm. The post Gillian Anderson as Marilyn Monroe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
