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Kourtney Kardashian’s Mom Pussy Eats Her Bathing Suit of the Day

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Omg Kourtney Kardashian in a Bathing Suit, look at this great body, can you believe she’s a mom! I know I know…that vapid cunt eating bathing suit bottoms is a pretty good indicator…but you’d think she’d be the sister with the smallest cunt even after being a mom of a few…thanks to liking white meat… But she still looks ok, even though she’s a cancer that needs to be taken out with the rest of the virus that is their family…It must be because she believes in health and fitness, I’m sure it’s all natural from hard work in the gym and a good diet, there’s no way this is plastic surgery or a cheap attempt to get people to notice her, as this family is traditionally about sending a positive message to the kids, and I guess she’s continuing that legacy! Go Kardashians, please tell me what lip plumper I need to buy”…. The post Kourtney Kardashian’s Mom Pussy Eats Her Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amy Schumer is a Fat Treasure Troll in a Bathing Suit for a Magazine of the Day

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Not only is Amy Schumer not very funny, but she’s also really unattractive, but for some reason, a reason I call a scam some powerful people are in on, she’s managed to find a celebrity, a fan base, a group of people who find her wonderfully clever and funny…. I don’t remember watching too much of her comedy, I don’t think I’ve seen any of it, yet I know who she is, which means someone is pushing her onto us like she is a Lady Gaga or Katy Perry song…. I do know that I just find her fact irritating to look at so I can’t imagine ever really caring to hear what she has to say, but I have seen some jokes and they were sex jokes about either all the sex she gets, or the bad sex she gets, or blowjobs she gives….while knowing that is either a lie, or that she’s just another case of fat girl who thinks dude likes her for her, and not because he wants to bust a nut…and she’s available….or in recent years, he’s an opportunist and she’s a sad broken target – get in there and cash in… But I guess Hollywood needs this type of relatable monster for the monster women of the world to have some sort of icon to look up to…..like the white Aziz…a bigger bitch than this bitch…but I guess together they remind us the world likes laughing at bitches… I do know that because of her Netflix special getting down voted by trolls who hate her, according to her, because she can’t be seen as shit….she’s changed the whole format of Netflix so that people can’t down vote shit they hate…trolls…what a fucking whiner. I will say the biggest joke I’ve seen of hers is everytime she’s in a bikini…it’s LOLZ for everyone. The post Amy Schumer is a Fat Treasure Troll in a Bathing Suit for a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Hudson’s Bikini of the Day

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Kate Hudson is in Hawaii, I assume terrorizing Owen Wilson who lives in Hawaii, because his trying to kill himself when they were dating, is probably the most extreme a man has gone for their love, when she probably only ends up with people passing through who are more important, rich and relevant than her…or the occasional right place right time dude who just happens to be around when she’s in the mood to fuck…which we can assume is often…and where dude thinks “this could be a lottery win”…as he bows down to his lord and Saviour – Kevin Federline… Or maybe she’s just on bikini vacation to remind you all that she’s still the rich brat who got herself a career of her own like a HADID….thanks to her family connections and her hard work…that allows her to hang out in a bikini as often as she wants because she can….but the fitness entrepreneur pushing 40…is looking 40…so I can’t see this being anything she’d be bragging about, but more her not giving a fuck, because she’s made it and who cares what people think….as her ass flattens and sinks into retirement age…she knows she had a good run. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Hudson’s Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Hudson’s Bikini of the Day

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Kate Hudson is in Hawaii, I assume terrorizing Owen Wilson who lives in Hawaii, because his trying to kill himself when they were dating, is probably the most extreme a man has gone for their love, when she probably only ends up with people passing through who are more important, rich and relevant than her…or the occasional right place right time dude who just happens to be around when she’s in the mood to fuck…which we can assume is often…and where dude thinks “this could be a lottery win”…as he bows down to his lord and Saviour – Kevin Federline… Or maybe she’s just on bikini vacation to remind you all that she’s still the rich brat who got herself a career of her own like a HADID….thanks to her family connections and her hard work…that allows her to hang out in a bikini as often as she wants because she can….but the fitness entrepreneur pushing 40…is looking 40…so I can’t see this being anything she’d be bragging about, but more her not giving a fuck, because she’s made it and who cares what people think….as her ass flattens and sinks into retirement age…she knows she had a good run. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Hudson’s Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Posts a Bikini Picture of the Day

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I guess Bella Thorne got the vibe that her momentum was slowing down a little. I didn’t do a post on her for at least a day or two, which means that she hasn’t put any smut out there for perverts like me to stare at and sexualize to the point of putting it on my website and writing bullshit that doesn’t matter about the pics…like about how I’ve never fucked a redhead – or how redheads have super strength due to their species being left out in the woods to die after they were born and their parents assumed they were product of the devil…..which makes sense…. So she posted a bikini picture on her social media…an old pic probably, because she’s in Canada and not in a bikini, Canada has that effect on women…but pull one from the archive like it’s fresh, the perverts won’t know the difference, recycle that shit…even though I KNOW….and when a girl not in a bikini posts a bikini pic…she’s doing it for the likes…oh…I just checked…apparently these are some fresh bikini pics from the hotel pool…good hustle…I like it. The post Bella Thorne Posts a Bikini Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Soo Yeon Lee Ping Pong Tits of the Day

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Soo Yeon Lee is a table tennis champion….and nude model….making her pretty fucking amazing to me…not because of the table tennis thing, although I like a girl with skill…but because she’s hot asian model…she goes by the name PINGPONGGIRL on instagram. You know her…. She’s a reminder that I have not lived life right, that one of my biggest regrets in life, is that I never banged an Asian woman…which is a pretty ridiculous concept, but I just don’t meet asians outside of the convenience store and the chinese restaurant I go to when drunk. I don’t know their inner scene, what badminton clubs they are part of, and even the really white ones who you are not as asian as you’d want them to be to live out your asian fetish….are too rich and smart to fuck with me….it’s a real fail…they are snobs…and I guess the only way to solve that is go to Asia where I can buy one for 20 dollars or less…SEE DREAMS DO COME TRUE> … This winner, Soo Yeon Lee, the Table Tennis Champion is fucking hot…think like all asians, with nice little tits and long legs, it’s like fuck…I love asian women as much as I love asian food…but I never get to eat them….like I eat asian food…they just don’t right swipe me on TINDER and that’s The post Soo Yeon Lee Ping Pong Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk Possible See Through to Nipples of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is an old timer model because she’s pushing 30, but only a recent player in the Victoria’s Secret scene, probably in the last 3 years, which I guess in a 10 year career of a model is the equivalent of 10 years of her career, and really it’s the only years that matter, where she’s getting paid – because prior to VS she was doing titty photoshoots like a thirsty instagram girl…only in her case, it worked on a bigger scale than most instagram girls, who really only get sugardaddies out of the whole thing…. She’s at an event, apparently you can see a tit, I don’t see a tit, I see what looks like a trashy, old, tired, rough around the edges, Russian despite being Sweeden, Titty model that pulled a scam and got into VS because Candice wanted a break and this one looked most like her…but who knows…. Here are some of her lingerie pics for the Evil Panty Emperor….. The post Elsa Hosk Possible See Through to Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Sevigny Upskirt of the Day

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I never cared for Chloe Sevigny. Maybe there was a minute, when I was in my 20s and she popped up in KIDS where she got AIDS from losing her virginity to some player before being date raped spreading the disease….but that was just because I like sluts….especially when they were willing to die for their slut….while now AIDS and AIDS jokes are far less fun or funny…because it’s no longer a death sentence… She went on to become some hipster, artist, fashionista icon…and the whole time, she was barely interesting, but other pretentious people bought into her, allowed for her to bullshit them… Sure that meant she did some edgy roles in movies, you know trying to give herself credibility…like where she was a Topless tranny with a Dick HERE …. Well now she’s flashing her ass on the street in a short skirt…because that’s all part of her fashion, fashionista, hipster, celebrity, artist bullshit she’s angling… The post Chloe Sevigny Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dakota Johnson Butt’s Still in a Bikini of the Day

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Dakota Johnson is still in a bikini in Miami…in fact, she’s been in 10 bikinis in the last few days, because she’s clearly working with the paparazzi to get press, to get in to the media, to promote 50 Shades because 50 shades of a waste of my fucking time because the story and the sex in that shit is too lame for me, and the fact some weirdo internet woman make hundreds of millions off it is too irritating for me…. So they are like “hey Dakota, we’re going to send you to Miami, not to mourn your dad’s only relevant role in his career, that put miami on the map, making him the ambassador of miami….and you the princess of miami….but to GET paparazzi bikini pics for people to stare at your ass, hopefully want to fuck you, and go buy movie tickets to jerk off in theater like PeeWee Herman. THink of this as foreplay, yes we don’t advocate people jerking off in public to you, but if it happened it would be a good sing that at least someone finds you hot, plus they paid for the ticket to make it happen, and we need all the ticket sales we can get”…… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Dakota Johnson Butt’s Still in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ophélie Guillermand TITS of the Day

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Ophélie Guillermand is some model with a lot of followers – so I assume she’s important – even though this is the first time I’ve heard of her…. Between all the girls being thrown at us from every industry…movies, music, TV, Fashion, lingerie, Swim, Porn,hip hop ratchet…and all the girls throwing themselves at us on instagram, snapchat, TUMBLR in their slutty selfies…and all the girls on tinder, or in real life at stripclubs or bottle service or even working at Starbucks as a BARISTA…exposing themselves and sending nudes… It is impossible to keep track of them…you see because every girl is a slutty, exhibitionist, attention seeker… So this Ophélie Guillermand…is apparently in the top 50 models in the world, sounds legit, and more important than “some girl who shows her tits on the itnernet”…making this fire more premium to digest…like a fine wine…versus malt liquor…the pussy version… She’s from France, so topless is like wearing a shirt…and here are the tits regardless because topless to me…will always be topless to attempt to jerk off to even if I need more anus exposed to actually get off…These are some big natural juicy old tits…foreplay… The post Ophélie Guillermand TITS of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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