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Olivia Palermo See Through of the DAy

Olivia Palermo is some socialite. Her dad is some billionaire real estate developer…making her all that more interesting to jerk off to…cuz knowing that her piss is worth more than your life is pornographic.. She’s walking around in a see through shirt and like all rich chicks…I am sure she lacks in character and personality…and mental health. I am sure she’s a damaged vapid little hooker…almost as bad as the pornstars and street hookers she probably judges and looks down on…despite being the exact same as them…only on the polar opposite of the spectrum…in luxury not in ditches… I’m talking drugs, lots of sex partners, self hate, daddy issues….all the good stuff that turns me on….which I guess makes her ever more amazing….the one flaw that I do see…is that she hasn’t let me K-Fed Her yet….I need to trick rich people to give me hand outs, pool house crasher, let me out of the hell that I live…thanks… The post Olivia Palermo See Through of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton Pregnant Dog Walker of the Day

Kate Upton has been working out a lot, she even posts this shit on her instagram, to let the people know that despite how thick her upper thighs are, and how round, doughy, weird shaped her fat curves are, she’s not as fat as she could be…. She was way more interesting at 18, when all the fat she had was in her tits…and nothing else about her distracted from that… Now there’s weird ass, weird chin, weird hips, weird tits getting in the way of her only redeeming quality.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE To see her tits Lift Weights… #Repost @benbrunotraining ??? Kate Upton (@kateupton) crushes “1.5 rep” trap bar deadlifts with great technique. Strong! She makes it look easy, but trust me, these are brutal. Great for the legs and butt ???????? A video posted by Kate Upton (@kateupton) on Aug 10, 2016 at 2:30pm PDT The post Kate Upton Pregnant Dog Walker of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tatiana Platon Naked Model of the Day

Tatiana Platon – is a model with a dream of being a Jazz singer with a WEBSITE that I think may be a parody video – since she has a pretty rough accent when she sings in english….you know a joke of some sort to give her a comedic angle to her modeling to stand out amongst the crowd… If she’s a singer, then she’s got a skill! Well, the above comedy video was released over a year ago, so it’s safe to say that didn’t work out for her – with it’s 3000 views when I posted it, so she did the smart thing and got naked for a photographer to show off what is actually good about her, what she should focus on, and what she should try to take VIRAL and not in a herpes because condoms are uncomfortable viral…I mean viral like a bane with an accent in movies…just anything that doesn’t include her singing…it is so fucking bad…almost bad enough to not fuck her if she insisted on singing the entire time…nothing a little choking her out in subtle bondage won’t fix… The post Tatiana Platon Naked Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennette McCurdy Nude on All Fours of the Day

Jennette McCurdy is some wholesome actress from some show called iCarly a show that I doubt is still on TV, but when she was 20 it was on TV, and that was the ripe age weirdos who like watching kids TV shows for the pussy, both single and strange men and married and horny with their kids alike…just drawn to her youth, and able to jerk off to it thanks to PVR…. She was an aspiring singer, who didn’t make it as a singer, she’s still on TV on some show I doubt anyone has watched, and she’s also writing for magazines because she’s got a lot to say. She’s not the wholesome country girl you’d think someone named Jenette would be, but she’s from California, and just trying to get as much coverage as possible, like all California girls, it happens when you’re raised so close to Disney..and Hollywood… Throughout it all, she’s had a weak chin…and apparently big tits that she’s putting out to the internet because why not put them tits out there…people love tits…and it helps careers exist… The PR hustle I like. Way better than late night talk shows…and interviews and other nonsense.. Here she is singing wrecking ball because she’s more than just tits… The post Jennette McCurdy Nude on All Fours of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Zoey Deutch Butt Shot of the Day

Zoey Deutch is known for being Juliet Martin on The CW television series Ringer, Maya Bennett on the Disney Channel television series The Suite Life on Deck, and Rose Hathaway in the 2014 film Vampire Academy. Which is code for – someone creepy dads jerk of to. Her mom is Lea Thompson … better known as Caroline in the City or the bitch in Howard the Duck -which is code for – someone creepy dudes jerk off to… Following the family…tradition, not that Caroline in the City was ever hot, but she did get famous which means she understood the hustle…of sucking the right dick…like Zoey’s dad Howard….nepotism! Nepotism, but that trust fund or throwing her to work at a young age to cash in on that money, doesn’t take away from the simple girl need to show her ass on the internet… The post Zoey Deutch Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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2009 Eva Mendes Tits of the Day

Eva Mendes may be a mom now, but there was a time she was the token hispanic chick in movies that everyone wanted to fuck, because Hollywood isn’t racist, they hire the same ethnic people over and over to appease the critics who would call them racist… Well, she was put to better use than most hispanic women in AMerica, but being forced to look awesome naked or half naked, getting paid… In 2009, she did a topless shoot, showing off her really big nipples, not that we haven’t seen her tits before, but for some reason her tits in 2009 are doing the rounds…I’ve probably already posed these in 2009..but who am I to not tip you off to her tits 6 years younger – to remember a time pre babies destroyed her….who am I to give you the responsibility of searching the site archives to find these pics on celebrity porn site…It is my duty to bring you this…. The post 2009 Eva Mendes Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nadine Velazquez Tit Hanging of the Day

Nadine Velazquez is some near 40 years old Puerto Rican from Chicago who I would assume fucked her way into celebrity thanks toa marriage to a talent agent who got her a few gigs…only to divorce him in 2011….and land a role in FLIGHT…where she was naked and amazing…..Snitch and some random TV shows, because she’s the kind of actor who will do whatever it takes to get the gig…..and the gig only happens when those tits are properly utilized …even though she’s old… I guess her spirit animal is Sofia Vergara….tits and hispanic roots…because Hollywood really respects Hispanic women – as long as they bust out their tits… The post Nadine Velazquez Tit Hanging of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jojo Discusses Her Eating Disorder with her Bra of the Day

Jojo is on tour for what must be the first time in a decade…and she’s been working out for a few years since dating black guys who like thick girls as much as they like their wallets…but I guess always struggling with her eating for comfort…because it’s like a warm hug during those stressful days…something we can all relate to and have sympathy with…as long as she presents her psychological disorders via her tits…half naked…I’ll pretend to care…not that I could ever care about Jojo. I like me some broken girls. The post Jojo Discusses Her Eating Disorder with her Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elle Fanning Looks 12 of the DAy

Elle Fanning looks 12 years old – while she’s heading to the gym – and the sad thing about that is that all you perverts fucking love that about her.. We learned with Sarah Hyland – that as long as a girl is 18 or 19, the younger and more pubescent she looks the fucking better, because as the porn industry can tell you “Teen” is their number one category… Which is probably why dudes I know like fucking 19 year olds more than they like fucking 25 year olds…as 25 year olds start to fall the fuck apart…while 19 year olds can still live their shitty diet lives and maintain amazing form…like an Olympic Diver going for gold or some shit.. I don’t even want to get into what happens to a woman at 30, or 40 or even 50…where they are rarely hot, rarely good jerk off to, but always down to hate on young hot girls – but more into hating on dudes by calling us pigs for wanting to fuck young hot girls…even when the LAW, like in ELle Fanning’s case is on our fucking side. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elle Fanning Looks 12 of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Stella Maxewll by Max Abadian for Elle Brazil of the Day

Here are some amazing pics of Stella Maxewll by Montreal’s own Max Abadian for Elle Brazil…andshe looks fucking amazing… I’ve never really been a Stella Maxwell fan, but whatever she’s been doing to herself to look more like a model and less like a dumpy hipster, thanks to Victoria’s Secret Mall brand contracts making it impossible to be a hipster when you’re working for the MAN…not that hipsters are against the MAN anymore, they are actually the biggest consumers, buying nonsense and thinking they are artists, while dancing, or in Stella Maxwell’s case fucking…Miley Cyrus… The world has gone what we used to call Hostess Twinkie, even though Hostess went broke and doesn’t exist, it still means candy coated, commercial, nonsense… So get in, cash in, everything is a fucking ad or sales pitch…nothing is just cool or content for the sake of content…everyone wants that Yacht, or billion dollar app, or whatever.. But at least they show their asses in the process.. The post Stella Maxewll by Max Abadian for Elle Brazil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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