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Christina Milian Tits for Snapchat of the Day

Christina Milian is a mom that should be a leader to other mom’s to whore out on social media even when they shouldn’t because they are moms, especially when they have a pile of money they are sitting on, from being a slutty popstar turned shitty song writer, to TV hosting, to mom with a really rich dude…and you have nothing better to do than watch people’s interest in you fade with your looks…aging. The post Christina Milian Tits for Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sarah Hyland’s Panties of the Day

Sarah Hyland is some weird faced…12 year old looking but legal adult…who is on some shitty, yet popular…award winning…despite the awards being insular bullshit that is paid off by producers….show called Modern Family….and now she’s doing ballet in panties…because she’s cultured, thin and worth jerking off to…because she’s on TV…looks 12…and is so intense…like a Russian… The post Sarah Hyland’s Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Krysten Ritter in Glamour Mexico of the Day

Krysten Ritter is some old as fuck ex-model turned commercial model turned some girl on Breaking Bad who I guess is now on some Netflix produced show where she plays some comic book hero who drinks…and I actually watched the show…because I am pathetic and sometimes use a stolen netflix account to connect with the youth I am trying to fuck…and I actually got sucked into Krysten Ritter, so instead of hating on her, blind to her work, I was brainwashed by the media, which is probably why I hate on all these girls, I don’t watch TV, so I don’t learn to fall in love with them like some loser fan boy who can’t get laid because they haven’t figured out street hookers… She’s in a Magazine…it’s not exciting.. The post Krysten Ritter in Glamour Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lana Del Rey Ass in Bikini Bottoms of the Day

Lana Del Rey revolutionized music a few years ago…but not really, but her sad songs were actually worth listening to while crying, raping, or doing whatever it is that you do… She was a fascinating tormented story of rich girl, who was raised in Lake Placid by a rich guy, only to move to the city to have a rebellious drug addiction, only to have her dad hire a producer and make gold with his otherwise annoying, depressing, failure of a daughter… Now she’s in a bikini outside her Malibu house, she probably would have had without the music career thanks to being raised rich…but she can say she did it on her own…even though other runaways don’t get record producers, they get AIDS..and die… I don’t care that her ass isn’t amazing…she’s a singer not a model..so I’m into the fat ass…it’s all about context. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lana Del Rey Ass in Bikini Bottoms of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Bosworth’s Hot as Fuck in a Bikini of the Day

Kate Bosworth is everything…. I don’t know if Kate Bosworth has a kid yet, but I do know she’s old enough to have a kid, and her vagina has probably had enough penis in her to have a fucking kid…because celebrities don’t use condoms…but they do use abortions… That said, she’s a model, turned actor, turned model, and she’s still fucking skinny and hot, in a world where everyone is fat, and we hate fat… Making her a throwback to classy, elegant, not offensive Hollywood of the late 90s… And I am a fan. She’s perfect. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Bosworth’s Hot as Fuck in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson’s Bikini Vacation of the Day

Fat mom Jessica Simpson in a bikini is not an April’s Fool joke, but it is amazing, even if it would have been a joke a few years ago…when her whole body was fat…and now she’s scaled back the gross parts of her because she was paid by Weight Watchers to do that…while keeping her huge fat tits…so thank you Weight Watchers…she’s old, she’s a married mom, but sloppy in all the right ways…ways I want to choke on while reliving my childhood.. I love big tits….flashback from the 90s goodness…. HERE IS HER BIG FAT ASS: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson’s Bikini Vacation of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson’s Bikini Vacation of the Day

Fat mom Jessica Simpson in a bikini is not an April’s Fool joke, but it is amazing, even if it would have been a joke a few years ago…when her whole body was fat…and now she’s scaled back the gross parts of her because she was paid by Weight Watchers to do that…while keeping her huge fat tits…so thank you Weight Watchers…she’s old, she’s a married mom, but sloppy in all the right ways…ways I want to choke on while reliving my childhood.. I love big tits….flashback from the 90s goodness…. HERE IS HER BIG FAT ASS: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson’s Bikini Vacation of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears in a Pink Bikini of the Day

Britney Spears concludes our late 90s popstars I wanted to fuck, and still want to fuck who are in bikinis..because it’s never too late for bikinis, even though we know that’s not true, it’s just not too old for bikinis yet… Britney represents so much good, more than just her vagina definition in bikini bottoms, and big fake tits, or fit mom body in her 30s, she has been a puppet used by men, her own family and the industry….to make a lot of fucking money…and she’s still doing it…like a real sex doll…who is all kinds of crazy I want dripping off my face and into my mouth. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Britney Spears in a Pink Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Boy VS Soda Can…and Other Videos of the Day

Weird Footage of a Nursing School Blowjob in China Man Hosing Out the Inside of His Van – Sketchy Woman Shoots ATM – Vaccuums it Up Moped Crash Cop VS Handcuffed Man Redneck Heated Pool The post Boy VS Soda Can…and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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On Baywatch Set of they Day

Here are some recent pics from the set of Baywatch, to document the hard work and genius of the people who are destroying the iconic, high quality original Baywatch…which I guess was as shitty as this looks, only recreating shit, just because it had viewers and pop culture relevance, thinking it’ll fill seats in theatres that are now suffering because they tell shit stories, and because humans are lazy and don’t like leaving the house, especially with all those shooters and terrorists but more importantly, the inability to fucking in public, when you can just invite girls to your couch and eliminate all that confusion all while saving money. Either way, it’s terribly casted, a horrible idea and I hope it fails as hard as it should, but probably won’t… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post On Baywatch Set of they Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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