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Evangeline Lilly Old and Weird Pregnancy Pic of the Day

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Evangeline Lilly is a throwback to 2009…when LOST, the one show she was on…the one thing she accomplished in her career…the one moment of clarity that she probably thought would set her for life…and that probably did set her for life…ended… I never watched lost, but I assume she was the only chick on it, because she’s not all that hot, especially not now that she’s pregnant, but when the only tits you had to compare her to was the dude from BLOW…coupled with aggressive marketing….I guess people could fall in love….it is better than their own shit life… Maybe I just hate Canadians because I am Canadian and feel like when Canadians escape Canada for Hollywood…they are traitors who must be shot like they were Seth Rogen….. Or maybe I just have eyes…. Either way, pregnancy pic of the day for the ready to drop, lactating fetishists who watched lost and really liked this twat… The post Evangeline Lilly Old and Weird Pregnancy Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Hadids Trying to Keep Up with the Kardashians of the Day

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To me, the existence of Gigi and Bella Hadid…and really their reality star parents, is the equivalent of the pissing contest rich people have to outdo each other… I had a shitty Carni job many years ago that lasted a few days. It was at an event company, where I would set up the inflatable games and sometimes man the inflatable games, I’m talking the bouncy castle, which apparentlty isn’t good for an angry, chain smoking drunk who at the time hated rich people and kids equally… I’ve grown to hate nothing, if anything rich people are entertaining and I like being invited to their parties…But I also learned that rich people are basically giant kids, who can be giant kids, becuase they are rich, and in being rich and childish, they love to troll each other, prank each other and outdo each other… So you know the Hadids are “Bff” with the Kardashians, same circle situation, while their parents are plotting for the Hadid’s to be as big if not bigger than the Kardashians…and I guess Gigi wasn’t doing a good enough job on her own, so they’ve thrown Bella Hadid at the fire… Here they are in some sister fetish porn…called a fashion shoot for a magazine..if they really want to beat the Kardashians, this should be a sex tape… The post The Hadids Trying to Keep Up with the Kardashians of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chrissy Teigen is the Worst Attention Seeking Mom Ever of the Day

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Chrissy Teigen is a low rent model…but a top tier sugar baby..the kind of sugar baby all the low rent models aspire to be…because she actually got a famous singer to commit to her…thanks to having a personality, getting in there early, you know before he was super famous, and waiting it out as he fucked groupies, making her come across as a good Loyal woman…with good intentions…who as long as she was fed booze and pills…would stay at the apartment waiitng for the tour to end… Recently, probably thanks to her pregnancy I assume she secretly had, based on her slopppy fucking body…she’s a bikini model you know… I mean according to Sports Illustrated she is…but I think she’s more a dumpster of a woman who gets in a bikini because it tricks her busy husband to think she’s doing things so that he doesn’t see her as leveraging him to get ahead as a comedy act…who shows her mom nipples…because if it wasn’t for John Legend…she’d probaby be doing porn…or hooking…which some could argue she is… She’s a hater…so you should hate her…and her nipple that she’s milking for attention, when we’d rather see her mom pussy that she’s milking for money. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Chrissy Teigen is the Worst Attention Seeking Mom Ever of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kesler Tran Makes Natalia O. Dirty of the Day

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Kesler Tran is just killing it right now…one of the best there is in LA taking pics of these no name aspiring girls…and he takes seriously solid images of then.,..which I guess they need for their sugar baby profiles…. I’m joking, I mean I’m sure they are published models, I mean I could just check their instagram to confirm that, because when girls do shoots all the time, and if they have an agency beyond an escort agency…and they’ve been featured in a magazine, or even a club flyer, they’ll let you know so you don’t mistake them as a cheesy hooker.. That said, the girls in LA are fucking hot…not always great people, but trying hard to make it..and I think Kesler Tran takes them out of that coke fueled hell and makes them look better than they probably are… Here’s a solid interpretation of the much she’s covered being as dirty as her soul… The post Kesler Tran Makes Natalia O. Dirty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Stella Maxwell by David Bellemere for Marie Claire of the Day

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David Bellemere is one of the better photographers out there and in case you didn’t know…photography may be a scam you can fake with your instagram filters and iphone, but every once in a while a legit photographer comes along and actually has a captivating image, which for me is important, because all I fucking do is look at shitty pics all day…of shiity people…like Stella Maxwell.. Now, why is Stella Maxwell a shitty person….well…you can just look at this clip: She’s the recently contracted Victoria’s Secret angel…and part of Victoria’s Secret campaigning them to peddle their panties, she’s getting press and exposure, and anyone who’s known bikini and lingerie models over the years, this one was a bit of a question mark, that I assume the old, detached, casting director at Victoria’s Secret chose because he was given 3-4 hipster models and had to pick one, despite hating where modeling has gone thanks to instagram… In part of her PR, she’s been now linked to dating Miley Cyrus, which would have been a scandal if it happened before Miley became a gender bending weirdo you’d expect to find on TUMBLR …where all the internet magic happens…and where Miley gets her creative direction from.. It’s not a scandal really, because gay is mainstream, what is a scandal is how Miley who is always locked away in her house, is all of a sudden being caught getting finger banged by the model…behind a truck… It’s like they expect us to believe this isn’t staged, fuck you Miley..and your lies… She’s done. Over exposed, not authentic… But here’s her “girl” Stella…for Marie Claire looking better than fucking ever…thanks to David Bellmere… Here’s that Miley Fingerbang for Attention…and Because Everyone’s a Lesbian…especially attention seeking exhibitionist attention seekers… The post Stella Maxwell by David Bellemere for Marie Claire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Sampaio Posing Nude With Dicks for Numero of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is only interesting because she’s marketed as a Portuguese model, but no one in Portugal who I’ve ever talked to have any idea who she is, making me think she’s more of an abducted by Victoria’s Secret model, possibly made and raised in their prisoner model camp, based on Adriana Lima DNA, because they have the same look…they are a billion dollar a year in sales company…I wouldn’t trust anything about them….like you do, you fat middle american mall shopper who think they produce quality sweatshop bras that make you look any better than you’re disguting fat sloppy tits..which is impossible…you need a gym… Speaking of gym, Sara Sampaio’s the model who gets hated on hard because she’s skinny, despite skinny being hot, because everyone hates skinny girls…any by everyone I mean fat girls, who hate everyone…even themselves…but they love cake..they fucking love cake…and here she is showing off her hot naked, skinny, model body…with dicks…which is an intersting angle by Numero Germany….it’s one boner away from being considered hardcore porn…presented by art…but still erotica…tame erotica…that at least one person will jerk off to..because seeing a VS model that close to a dick..is good enough…and all I have to say is if this is actually German for Germany…where’s the scat… The post Sara Sampaio Posing Nude With Dicks for Numero of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Ellingson in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on July 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’re in the mood to remember an uneventful, unmemorable VIctoria’s Secret model…they happen more than you even realize, you know girls they test out for their catalogs and even their runway show…who they never fully commit to, and even if they do..they kind of just phase them out… Here’s Lindsay Ellingson … The post Lindsay Ellingson in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chirssy Teigen Found Her Stance of the Day

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When you’re a useless, unattractive, aging and fat gold digging bitch… You take whatever platform you can to get attention, even one as basic as fighting for the right to post nipple on Instagran…. Something that has got me and others I know banned from the app, but that for some reason gets some low level, uninteresting, broken down faced, wife of singer press… I don’t actually hate Chrissy Teigen…in fact I am surprised I know she exists, and that I even know who she is, but I guess with all her chirping…and drunken noise…and maneuvering of the media…like it was John Legend’s wallet… She’s attacked me on her blog, not that I care, but she called me a rapist…but the fact is that even if I was a rapist…with so much rage and semen built up..and she was the only pig I saw walking down the alley on a night I was on a rape mission…as I assume rapists do…I’d rather jerk off… So her tit campaign is just stupid, but I like seeing her conform to the rules, because she’s a joke,..in career, and if her campaigning…. Here’s her nude shoot in case you missed it or care… CLICK HERE The post Chirssy Teigen Found Her Stance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Didonato for Maxim of the Day

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Maxim was recently bought by some rich Texan from some Oil family in Texas…who I heard is of some ethnicity and trying to rebrand Maxim as something premium…like a Success Magazine…based on money instead of being the SFW version of Playboy for Frat Boys..that pretty much went to shit in 2000 when their budgets were pulled and actual journalism ended… I don’t know how accurate that is, but I do know that I’ve bene written by the previous owners, who were a bunch of Lawyers to pull all the images of theirs, even though they used to pay me to post their stories… Yes they were that desperate when trying to figure out the internet….and I guess I am posting these awesome pics of Emily DiDonato, a model who has been tainted by Jack Gyllenhaal, enemy of the site, because he’s a faggot…in every sense of the term…and not in an PC, faggot is the confederate flag of words, but a faggot in that he’s a faggot..I think they call faggots FUCKBOYs now… Not that it matters, what matters is how good the pics are by Gilles Bensimon, the ex husband of Elle Macpherson who’s been shooting girls since the 60s and it shows… Now let’s see if they lawywers reach out to harrass me to take this down…I am sure they will…because like Jack Gyllenhaal #fuckboys The post Emily Didonato for Maxim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rihanna See Through Shirt of the Day

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The philosophical question of the day is “if a fat Rihanna wears a see through shirt with no bra, knowing it will be transparent when hit with paparazzi flash, because she likes the attention she gets, as well as standing up for women’s rights, because as a poor girl from Barbados, she understands how sexist the entertainment industry is, as perverts wave her work visa in front of her before threatening to call immigration, until she became an earner, making them all very rich, which is when she finally got control over her career and brand allowing her to wear see through shirts in public….DOES IT MAKE A SOUND”… I don’t know if that was philosophical…but the shirt is see through..YAY TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS

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