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Chirssy Teigen Found Her Stance of the Day

Posted on July 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When you’re a useless, unattractive, aging and fat gold digging bitch… You take whatever platform you can to get attention, even one as basic as fighting for the right to post nipple on Instagran…. Something that has got me and others I know banned from the app, but that for some reason gets some low level, uninteresting, broken down faced, wife of singer press… I don’t actually hate Chrissy Teigen…in fact I am surprised I know she exists, and that I even know who she is, but I guess with all her chirping…and drunken noise…and maneuvering of the media…like it was John Legend’s wallet… She’s attacked me on her blog, not that I care, but she called me a rapist…but the fact is that even if I was a rapist…with so much rage and semen built up..and she was the only pig I saw walking down the alley on a night I was on a rape mission…as I assume rapists do…I’d rather jerk off… So her tit campaign is just stupid, but I like seeing her conform to the rules, because she’s a joke,..in career, and if her campaigning…. Here’s her nude shoot in case you missed it or care… CLICK HERE The post Chirssy Teigen Found Her Stance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Faris Granny Face Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on May 26, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anna Faris isn’t 100 years old, but she might as well be, because she’s over 30, has a kid, and her face looks old as fuck… Even when on the beach showing off her bikini body, a body that is not so bad, her face reminds me of an old grandma who you just went over to help cut her lawn, and by cut her lawn I mean eat out, since that’s what she’s actually paying you for… I am not against granny sex…. She can’t get pregnant, makes great cookies, is lonely and has very little expectations or demands because she will take whatever she gets, knowing how disgusting it must be for a young man like you to fuck a senior citizen…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…Granny sex… Speaking of Granny sex, I almost had sex with a 75 year old with implants, wearing a bikini, all leathery and floridian yesterday. We were drunk, she must have been trying to relive her youth, but her nipples, despite the implants still aimed at the ground and it was just too weird, like a bad science experiment, up on some PATIENT ZERO implants in the 80s for me to really delve into… I am against 37 year olds with granny faces…in a bikini or not.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Sara Jean Underwood Gets Sexy At Home

Posted on April 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You all know how much I love Sara Jean Underwood , she gives me underwood every time I see her, so getting these shots of her lounging all sexy like at home is awesome. Unless my bank account gets a sudden influx of cash, this is as close as I’m going to get to spending any time in the bedroom with my sweet sweet Sara. I’ll take whatever I can get. I always thought she hung out at home half naked, now I’ve got proof. If I looked like Sara I’d spend a lot of time half naked too…. Probably covered in baby oil. Check out more shots here .

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Victoria Justice Is Red Hot

Posted on October 25, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I can’t believe I forgot to post these pictures of Victoria Justice the other day, what was I thinking? I’m sorry princess, I hope this doesn’t affect our nonexistent internet relationship in any way. Here she is at some sort of party over the weekend looking cute in her fake fur and red pants. Not exactly a very revealing outfit, I guess she’s mad at me, but I’ll take whatever I can get from this hottie.

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Megan Fox Get Sexy In Her T-Shirt

Posted on July 12, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t really know anything about the movie she’s working on, I think it’s with that Borat dude, but I do know that I love Megan Fox and will post pictures of her doing pretty much anything. Here she is on set or on her way to the set looking sexy in her little t-shirt. They’re not exactly the best shots, I’m seeing far too much bodyguard and not enough of Megan’s body, but I’ll take whatever I can get from this chick. She’s definitely got a body worth guarding.

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JWoWW’s Big American Breasts Are Back

Posted on June 29, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m sure all of you will be thrilled to know that the Jersey Shore douchebags are back on American soil, they made it through their stay in Italy without any international incidents. I don’t really care, but I’m happy to see JWoWW’s big old breasts stuffed nicely back where they belong… In a tight tank top. Obviously I think they’d be better off stuffed in my face, but I’ll take whatever I can get.

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Annie Cooper is Some Slutty “Actress” of the Day

Posted on March 25, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve never heard of Annie Cooper, but it seems like she’s the kind of up and coming fake titty whore who probably was a stripper who danced for the right married dude in the industry who figured he could get her work playing the fake titty whore in low budget movies most people won’t ever see. You know a bitch with a hollywood dream willing to take whatever level she can get and I’m not complaining cuz this story is one that allows us to see tits on eager pussy trying to make it and get famous and that’s gotta be a fetish somewhere and by somewhere I mean right here…… FOLLOW ME

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Sofia Vergara’s Sexy Booty Flash

Posted on January 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s super latina MILF Sofia Vergara giving us a little peek at her tasty booty while getting off the escalator the other day. I’m alright with this, not the greatest ass shot, but I’ll take whatever I can get to be honest. That’s the same douche in the same stupid golf shirt we saw her with the other day, what a son of a bitch. Sofia’s ass needs a spanking if you ask me, I’ll go put on my rubber spanking outfit.

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Kelly Brook Comes Out For Playboy

Posted on November 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Kelly Brook Comes Out For Playboy

It seems that somebody decided it was a good idea to invite Kelly Brook to the Playboy Energy Drink launch party the other night. I couldn’t agree more, I just wish she would take a page out of the How To Get In Playboy handbook and slut it up a little, maybe a shorter shirt or with a massive amount of cleavage hanging out, I’ll take whatever I can get. Don’t get me wrong, the girl is just hot, but I’m beginning to become immune to her hotness. Like I am to mother’s guilt trips. You heard me woman!

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Nicole Scherzinger for Maxim Video of the Day

Posted on June 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

She has a great body but her face is fucking busted and transgendered. She was in Montreal this past weekend and I didn’t bother trying to sniff out her balls and throw random rotting vegetables at her to show her how much I appreciate her career and her music but now that her and her fake tits are gone I feel emptiness but I don’t think it’s related to her in anyway since I feel this way whenever I am sober…. I don’t know if anyone cares about her or if she’s actually considered a person. I don’t think Pussycat Dolls are significant in any way….and I know Maxim is fucking dying and struggling to stay alive, willing to take whatever pussy that comes along a chance for the cover, cuz the A-Listers have moved the fuck onto other things like Twitter. Either way, here she is her hot body to make fat girls feel shitty about themselves and for the closet cases to pretend they are jerking off to a chick while staring at her strong jaw….

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