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Josephine Skriver Duck Face Titty of the Day

When I look at Josephine Skriver, I always expect her to self destruct or show up with some fucking glitch from the DNA modification her biologist father made when he was created her in a test tube in what I assume was a science project financed by Victoria’s Secret in exchange for her working for them for life…or until she was old and washed up…. I just don’t believe that all his calculations were accurate and that she will live a long life because of her unnatural insemination or I guess that would be her conception – her insemination is what her boyfriend does to her all fucking day because she’s a babe…. However she may actually live to be 200 years old because maybe his calculations involved deleting all the cancer genes and we’ll be blessed with these tits for centuries until the planet floods and the aliens invade… ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Josephine Skriver Duck Face Titty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ashley Tisdale Bikini Top of the Day

It’s nice to see Ashley Tisdale making fun of her face..because I’ve been making fun of her face since she happened, since she had the botched nose job, since she was famous and celebrated on High School musical, but despite being a judgemental, mean spirited asshole who likes to make fun of the famous women being celebrated as hot, I always said she’s got a rockin’ body…and now that she’s older the body isn’t necessarily still rockin, but she’s finally got some tits and that’s alright…right… This one’s for the fans… ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ashley Tisdale Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ashley Tisdale Crotch Shot of the Day

If you’ve read this site before, and I assume you haven’t, because if you’re a returning visitor, you’re likely only here for the pictures, and if you’re accidentally here from some random way that is probably not from google, because google has banned me and sends me no traffic, I’ll say that I used to target Ashley Tisdale for being ugly, marketed as hot, winning awards on MTV award shows, for her Disney Show she was on, and it would annoy me. She had a botched noise job and represented all that is wrong with marketing, BUT she did have a good body… I am posting this pic that she posted as a sign of progress and understanding, like she has finally realized what her best angle is. No need to hide behind purses when the paparazzi are out there… Just close up and zoom in on that pussy….a strategy many women know, but not enough optimize.

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Ashley Tisdale Ass in Shorts of the Day

It may have taken Ashley Tisdale decades to figure out her best angle…but as it turns out…this is her best angle… Long time coming….long time to realize, even after all the years of dudes only fuckin her from behind, she just thought it was the way dudes liked it…not the way dudes liked it with her…because she is a monster…but I guess no one likes admitting they are just the ass….

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Ashley Tisdale Possible Nipples of the Day

Ashley Tisdale got herself a full fucking rebuild…or maybe it’s a social media fact filter…but I like to think it’s more some face injections, probably the same face injections Khloe Kardashian got that turned her from big potato headed monster from the woods of the Pacific North West, I guess we’d call Big Foot, to being someone who looks like a porn chick that black guys seem to like cumming inside…scientific advancements or some shit… Well, Tisdale, who already has a fake nose, that was botched, is on some other shit, with her tits out, where there is possibly nipple, but I don’t think there’s nipple, as she is no longer a 28 year old playing a girl in Highschool, but a 35 year old wife trying to have some level of sex appeal as her peers just keep getting fatter. I guess her fitness and muscle memory allow her to be the best version of herself…because what we can all learn from Tisdale is that a hot body over face any day, as all faces get hacked up eventually, while a hot body is what you actually have to look at when you fuck…or in your casee jerk off like the pathetic loser you are.

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Ashley Tisdale is Topless of the Day

Everyone thank Ashley Tisdale for understanding that her face is broken, so that when it is out of the frame, it’s best for everyone involved, especially those of you who still find her hot, 10 years after high school musical, because you have a hard time moving on in life…especially when girl finally has some tit to show off on social media…you don’t need PR, MEDIA, or relevance when you have 10 year old fame and a willingness to show 1/4 of your tit….which I guess is what she’s doing here…

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Stella Maxwell and Sara Sampaio Tits in Cannes of the Day

Stella Maxwell is the Victoria’s Secret model, manipulator, social climber, celebrity fucker who has leveraged being a hipster model with a shaved head and uneven tits from 5 or 6 years ago…to being a top model… I have no idea how that happened, but assume it starts with eating famous pussy…and throwing Barbara Palvin under the bus, because you have to really want it to make it in America…and when you really want it…you do anything for it…and obstacles you need to climb over like Barbara Palvin become easy prey… But here she is…all A List at Cannes doing whatever it is so does…tits out…lookin’ good. She’s in tights….and damn Stella Maxwell is skinny, it’s like Kristen Stwart sucked all the fat out of her via her vagina during lesbianism….she’s with her colleague and overrated VS model Sara Sampaio…. So here’s Sara Sampaio who is not deserving of a post of her own but thanks to riding Stella Maxwell’s famous paparazzi care where the pussy Kristen Stewart is, she’s relevant by association… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE If that doesn’t interest you, maybe the lesbian Stella Maxwell scissors and manipulates does: Here’s an angry Kristen Stewart…who may or may not be Patrick Stewart’s daughter…I’m going with not… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Bad Faced Ashley Tisdale Showing Tit of the Day

I was a bit of a social justice warrior in my own right against Ashley Tisdale many years ago when she was on High School Musical…. I made a point of attacking her, not sexually like a College Kid who drank too much at the frat party, but because I was offended years ago when she won some Kids Choice Award, or MTV award that celebrated her as a hot chick, which she wasn’t. I felt it was my duty to turn on her, to call her ugly, to point at her face, her flawed face and say “DISNEY BOUGHT THIS” because they probably did…. Disney manipulation of facts is real….and not always as good as you’d expect…and I wanted to let the world, or my 3 readers know…I am a hero like that… But now, realize, her fit body outweighed her weird face, and even in her old married aged way, her ugly face is tolerable, as is her body in fitness gear….or a dress showing tit.. Fascinating. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The dress: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE How about a panty pic she posted to her social media yesterday….ok….

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Ashley Tisdale’s Booty Is Back

Whoa. Here’s a real blast from the pants fire past: Ashley Tisdale . I just checked the archives and it looks like I haven’t done a post on the former… actress? in almost two years. But apparently she’s still hard at work trying to stay relevant by becoming an Instagram model. And I figure this booty shot ought to keep her 15 minutes of fame going another 30 seconds at least. Maybe even 45 if I concentrate hard enough.

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Ashley Tisdale’s Booty Is Back

Whoa. Here’s a real blast from the pants fire past: Ashley Tisdale . I just checked the archives and it looks like I haven’t done a post on the former… actress? in almost two years. But apparently she’s still hard at work trying to stay relevant by becoming an Instagram model. And I figure this booty shot ought to keep her 15 minutes of fame going another 30 seconds at least. Maybe even 45 if I concentrate hard enough.

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