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Ashley Tisdale Possible Nipples of the Day

Ashley Tisdale got herself a full fucking rebuild…or maybe it’s a social media fact filter…but I like to think it’s more some face injections, probably the same face injections Khloe Kardashian got that turned her from big potato headed monster from the woods of the Pacific North West, I guess we’d call Big Foot, to being someone who looks like a porn chick that black guys seem to like cumming inside…scientific advancements or some shit… Well, Tisdale, who already has a fake nose, that was botched, is on some other shit, with her tits out, where there is possibly nipple, but I don’t think there’s nipple, as she is no longer a 28 year old playing a girl in Highschool, but a 35 year old wife trying to have some level of sex appeal as her peers just keep getting fatter. I guess her fitness and muscle memory allow her to be the best version of herself…because what we can all learn from Tisdale is that a hot body over face any day, as all faces get hacked up eventually, while a hot body is what you actually have to look at when you fuck…or in your casee jerk off like the pathetic loser you are.

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Juliana Schurig Nude Fashion Model of the Day

Juliana Schurig is great. This is a shoot for some magazine called TUSH, which I don’t know or think is a porn magazine, but it might as well should be – because a girl with a coinslot pussy in a pair of pantyhose – is fucking everything…. Sure I have a pantyhose fetish, sure I have a model willing to show her pussy fetish, when said model is trying to be mainstream and fashion and not gutter webcam shit…fetish…and sure I’m a pathetic loser who is an easy sell – but this is glorious. Keep up the good work fashion… The post Juliana Schurig Nude Fashion Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anastasia Ashley in my Hotel Room in a Bikini of the Day

Anastasia Ashley is a lovely delicate flower sent from heaven to make your life a happier place, she’s also a pro surfer, who lives an amazing life and has an amazingly fit body…that is currently being celebrated in SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT She’s also a friend…who works hard at what she does…and who I try to support and endorse whenever I get the chance…because she is inspirational to people like me who don’t like getting off the couch…who fear dying or being eaten by sharks…and who don’t really want to post pics of my ass on instagram, but who I am happy to know, and who I am happy does it, because I get to watch from the sidelines… To say I am her number 1 fan, probably an understatement…I am all about her hustle, fuck I’d carry her purse to set if she let me and it was nice to see her nipples…get a little harder…for the rest of the world… Long before the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit happened…we did a fun photoshoot with STEVEN MEIERS (THE BEST PHOTOGRAPHER KNOWN TO MAN – SERIOUSLY HE WILL BE THE NEXT TERRY RICHARDSON) on the balcony in my hotel room in LA and I should have masturbated in the corner…but instead I did it on the on the balcony while sniffing the railing after she left…sometimes being a pathetic loser…is pretty alright.

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