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Sara Jean Underwood’s Instagram is Looking for Followers of the Day

Sara Jean Underwood is going aggressive on this instagram thing, realizing her sole purpose in life, is to be half naked and as slutty as possible with her great ass and stupid fake tits, since TV didn’t really work out for her, but it did get her Ryan Seacrest coke snorted off her asshole before it got fucked, or maybe it was her doing the coke snorting off assholes, either way, she was naked modeling like instagram models when you got paid to do it for Playboy…and now she’s reclaiming what is rightfully her, she’s got half naked shoots for money down, and she’s building on what she’s already built up, to monetize and own her own destiny because why should all these other hookers get the budgets when they didn’t even have to fight for their celebrity like Sara Jean Underwood did…they just posted to the internet and boom – they exist… This is what I call whore wars…catty, subtle, fighting for followers, fighting for budgets, taking slutty pics together. It’s low level LA… The post Sara Jean Underwood’s Instagram is Looking for Followers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba Hot in Jack Magazine Italy of the Day

I still like Jessica Alba….despite all she has going against her….mainly being older and a mom of two….two things that generally make me want to move onto appreciating younger pussy that hasn’t been ravaged by the horrible nightmare that is marketed as a miracle…child birth….but for some reason….I’m into her…. She’s like the bitch you fucked in your 20s, who is now a mom, married and miserable in her upper middle class life, hitting you up on facebook for another round cuz her husband is out of town at a conference and she’s ready to cheat….and she’s chosing you… cuz you’ve been there, you always had a connection and most importantly no one she knows would believe you if you told anyone what happened so you can’t extort her, and why would you, she’s the one who got away and you’ve been jerking off to memories of her like you were a chick in your bath and not into porn the last decade…..dying to experience her and her rich and fancy smells and maintained body even if it has baggage like kids and less tight vagina….things you normally hate…..but her wanting you to lick her asshole before fucking it like you used to, something her vanilla lawyer or doctor or whatever husband doesn’t do to her….makes it all worth it. It’s one of those brokeback mountain “I can’t quit you” situations, just less homo…and here is Alba, mom pussy, mom body and all in some magazine for no real reason…. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Jessica Alba Hot in Jack Magazine Italy of the Day