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Bruh Is GONE: Orlando Brown Spazzes Out Talking About Munching Raven Symone’s “Mmm-Bop”

Posted on December 8, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Orlando Brown Spazzes Out While Explaining Sex With Raven Symoné Orlando Brown is throwed. And while that might be the understatement of the year, it’s beyond uncomfortable to watch him explain the way he ate Raven Symoné’s cookie. Orlando Brown answers the infamous question about Raven. pic.twitter.com/PqCVXo2KUk — All Def Digital (@AllDefDigital) December 8, 2016 Somebody gotta take this guy to same hospital they took Kanye to and get him right. He’s a couple grams short of a full Swisher Sweet. Image via Twitter

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Raquel Zimmermann Naked in Status Magazine of the Day

Posted on March 30, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Raquel Zimmermann, she’s some Brazilian model who is pushing 30….she’s not substantially hot, but I have POSTED ON HER BEFORE ….but more importantly, I have posted her previous NAKED PHOTOSHOOT ……and here she is again, in some magazine I’ve never heard of, showing some hot enough body that has a modeling contract, also known as a work permit for my dick… I guess the real issue at hand is figuring out if these nipples had anything to do with the killing of Hooded Trayvon…..maybe her street name is George….shit…I’m good at this tabloid shit. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Elisha Cuthbert Grabbing her Tit in New York Moves Magazine of the Day

Posted on March 30, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am pretty uninterested in Elisha Cuthbert. Maybe that’s cuz she’s from Montreal, the place where I live, that hasn’t given me a key to the city yet, even though I’m substantially more important than most of the locals, except maybe this bitch and Jessica Pare, who is the wife in Mad Men, who recently blocked me on Facebook, cuz I know she’s not actually hot in person…..cuz I’ve seen her in person…. But I think it has more to do with her being some sloppy, chubby, friend of Paris Hilton, who may be on TV, but who still deserves a candlelight vigil outside her parent’s house….cuz she doesn’t turn me on like she did in that one movie she did, not even in photoshoots where she’s photoshopped and grabbing her tit like it matters…. I don’t know she’s dull, but I’m posting the pics anyway, cuz I got nothing better going on, see cuz unlike Cuthbert, I’m no celeb but a bottom feeder…. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Christina Hendricks Fat Titties in Easy Living Magazine of the Day

Posted on March 30, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I thought it was appropriate that Christina Hendricks was in a magazine called Easy Living, because based on her physique, that’s exactly what she’s been doing, you know laying on the couch with a tube shoved down her throat like a goose being made into foie gras, you know spending her Hollywood money on emotionally eating, in order to maintain the tits everyone obsesses over, even though they come with a fat ass, fat gunt, fat belly, fat thighs, fat arms and a fat ego cuz you idiots keep encouraging her…. I have never been a fan of fat chicks, I just marry them cuz they pay the rent….I just know their ability to maximize their fat tits with the help of the right bras and straps to make horny dudes crack and not worry about the rest of her that them tits pretty much erases. It’s a scam and I won’t stand for it….. On that note, here’s her cleavage in a sweater in some magazine. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Jessica Alba Hot in Jack Magazine Italy of the Day

Posted on March 30, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I still like Jessica Alba….despite all she has going against her….mainly being older and a mom of two….two things that generally make me want to move onto appreciating younger pussy that hasn’t been ravaged by the horrible nightmare that is marketed as a miracle…child birth….but for some reason….I’m into her…. She’s like the bitch you fucked in your 20s, who is now a mom, married and miserable in her upper middle class life, hitting you up on facebook for another round cuz her husband is out of town at a conference and she’s ready to cheat….and she’s chosing you… cuz you’ve been there, you always had a connection and most importantly no one she knows would believe you if you told anyone what happened so you can’t extort her, and why would you, she’s the one who got away and you’ve been jerking off to memories of her like you were a chick in your bath and not into porn the last decade…..dying to experience her and her rich and fancy smells and maintained body even if it has baggage like kids and less tight vagina….things you normally hate…..but her wanting you to lick her asshole before fucking it like you used to, something her vanilla lawyer or doctor or whatever husband doesn’t do to her….makes it all worth it. It’s one of those brokeback mountain “I can’t quit you” situations, just less homo…and here is Alba, mom pussy, mom body and all in some magazine for no real reason…. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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