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Michelle Hunziker Forgets Her Bikini

I thought you guys might be getting a little sick of all the pictures I’ve been posting of Michelle Hunziker’s incredible body lounging around in very small European bikinis on the beach, so I figured I’d share some shots of her walking the streets fully dressed. This is her fully dressed? Awesome. I don’t really know a whole lot about this chick, but from what I’ve seen over the last few days I think I’m in love. That douche needs to get her back to the beach… Stat!

Maria Menounos’ Hot Pink Posterior

After the shots of Sofia Vergara’s awesome denim booty, I thought I would post a few pictures of another international hottie’s posterior. Here’s Maria Menounos showing off her cute, I don’t know the Greek word for ass, in her hot pink dress. The outfit isn’t all that sexy really, it’s actually a little frumpy, but that booty definitely steals the show. Somebody drop some coins or walk a puppy by, we need to see that thing in action.

Audrina Patridge Ruins A See Through Top

Audrina Patridge must be doing something right these days, she keeps getting invited to parties and she gets her pictures posted on this site. That’s pretty much as high as her career can get. Here she is at the premier of The Lucky One last night showing off those long legs and nice fake breasts in a see through top. Alright so she ruins the top with a bra, but how is anyone going to take her seriously if her big perfect breasts are always exposed? That was a stupid question.

Audrina Patridge’s Sexy Party Profile Shots

Here’s Audrina Patridge smiling and posing on the red carpet and acting like she’s completely use to being invited to movie premieres like this one for the Avengers last night. How nice. It’s kind of strange to see her acting like a real celebrity, these aren’t staged either, it’s completely legit. She’s all grown up. Anyhow, with a desperate need for attention and body like hers you’d think she’d be invited to more parties… Of course I’m talking about secret anonymous sex parties that billionaires throw at secluded mansions. I’m in.

Audrina Patridge’s Big Purple Breasts

I feel like it’s been a long time since I’ve had any pictures of Audrina Patridge , I guess people are finally clueing in to the fact that she doesn’t have any talent whatsoever, but I’ve always found that those big fake breast bring a smile to my face and a tingle to my underwear so I’m posting her anyway. Besides, she’s wearing a pretty sexy tight purple dress that accentuates her impressive ‘Talents’…. I would like to impregnate her ‘Talents’. Too much?

Audrina Patridge vs Kristin Cavallari: You Decide

Alright, I’m a little torn by these pictures. Here are Audrina Patridge and Kristin Cavallari hanging out at some party the other night, trying their best to out do each other with their hotness. I don’t know which nobody is my favorite. One’s wearing a short little skirt and the other’s wearing leather pants…. I don’t know that to do. You guys are going to have to help me out by telling me what you think in the comment section below. I need your help. more pictures of Audrina Patridge and Kristin Cavallari here

Prince Harry’s Got A New Piece

As you may or may not know, Prince Harry has been stationed with the British Army just outside San Diego while he learns to fly Apache attack helicopters before a second tour of duty in Afghanistan, and apparently that’s not the only equipment he’s getting familiar with. According to the British tabloids, the spare to the heir has been spotted spending a lot of time with a tattooed cocktail waitress named Jessica Donaldson . Being the nice guy that I am, I thought it was my duty to share a few pictures of the chick in a bikini top with you. Quality reporting as usual. I give her a… Meh. She looks like pretty much every other cocktail waitress. Enjoy it while you can princess.

Audrina Patridge Forgets Her Top

We don’t see Audrina Patridge as often as we used to, maybe her fifteen minutes of fame are up or people have realized that she doesn’t have any talent what so ever. Not that I care about talent, I’ve always thought she was hot and I just enjoy looking at pictures of the reality TV hottie in bikinis and little outfits. Here she is modeling jeans or something, who cares, she’s doing it topless and that’s alright with me. Keep up the good “work”.

Audrina Patridge’s Tightly Wrapped Goodies

Here’s Audrina Patridge at some thing last night looking slim and sexy in her tight black dress. I assume this has something to do with her new reality show coming out, because she brought the whole family including her sexy badass tattooed sister. I like that chick, she’s the one who should have her own TV show, it could be about how she gets dressed up in trashy outfits and has her way with a certain blogger while her lazy eyed sister watches. Call me.

Audrina Patridge’s Sweet Leathery Skin

What the hell has happened to Audrina Patridge ? I’m not talking about her weird lazy eyes, I mean her baked leathery skin. I like a chick with a tan as much as the next guy, but this is a little much. This is the kind of fake and bake skin you’d normally see on a career cougar, not some hot chick. It looks like fine leather you’d want your wallet or belt made out of, not nice fake boobies. I’m disappointed.