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Taylor Swift for Vanity Fair of the Day

Taylor Swift is an aspiring model, you know tall enough, cute enough, awkward enough, skinny enough, which is pretty fucking weird, because she’s Taylor Swift, probably one of the biggest acts in the world, so rich and famous, with this massive engaged audience, who really has no need to be an aspiring model, but I guess since she hangs out with all these models, and is semi-obsessed with modeling, while modeling is a good marketing hook for herself to continue make money, while doing what all her besties do, in what I assume is the Taylor Swift modeling agency, like she was Michael Jackson and they were little boys, designed to relive that lost childhood.. I guess what I am trying to say is, here’s Taylor Swift’s Vanity Fair shoot…. The post Taylor Swift for Vanity Fair of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift for Vanity Fair of the Day

Emma Watson for ELLE UK of the Day

Emma Watson creeps me out – because I know you weirdos have been jerking off to her since before she hit puberty. You know Harry Potter fans, just socially awkward enough, thanks to a love for Wizards, to sexualize her or at least “collect her”….to wait for her to turn 18….and I don’t think I can really see past that and I have never seen a Harry Potter movie. I just know what she represents… I mean maybe if her editorials for Elle were a little better concept than this suburban real estate mom working on her new “casual” look for an ad she’s running…or maybe this is some Kids author working on her media kit… This can’t be a well paid hollywood star…it’s just too fucking boring to be…especially when you consider the amount of people who masturbated to her over the years, people who would probably still masturbate to these because they feature her and that’s how nerd loyalty works ,I just think it could have been so much better…but I still wouldn’t care because Emma Watson is dull.

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Emma Watson for ELLE UK of the Day

Girl Ruins Christmas Mass

Link: http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/i… As if church weren't awkward enough, little Melissa Bell shares her depressing Xmas tale… during mass.

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Girl Ruins Christmas Mass