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‘Jersey Shore’ Star Vinny Reveals His Onscreen-Hookup Secret

In new season, which kicks off tonight, Vinny tells MTV News he had to ‘drop that whole self-consciousness about being on camera.’ By Eric Ditzian, with reporting by Jim Cantiello Vinny Photo: MTV News By his own admission, “Jersey Shore” star Vinny Guadagnino came into his own during the show’s Miami-based episodes, trading his initial tentativeness in front of the camera on the Seaside Heights boardwalk for a fist-pumping swagger that netted him oodles of phone numbers and hookups in South Beach clubs. That’s not to say he’s always comfortable with a camera catching his every move. As the reality star confessed when he stopped by the MTV Newsroom, there’s no getting around the awkwardness of gettin’ it in while the cameras are rolling. “How do you do more than hook up with a girl when there’s a camera in the ceiling watching you?” he laughed. Somehow, though, he’s found a way. The key, Vinny explained, is to “drop that whole self-consciousness that you have about being on camera.” Helping matters is that he’s been with the same “Jersey Shore” production crew from the beginning, and while he’s not allowed to speak with the camera guys, they’ve created a sort of wordless bond with one another. “You kind of become family with the camera crew without saying anything,” he said. “If a camera guy is filming me and I’m macking on a girl, that’s like my boy watching me.” While Vinny has gotten to a place where he can play carefree kissy-face with a club-going gal, it’s the object of his affection who’s not always cool, calm and collected with a 10-camera crew surrounding her. But ever the gentleman, Vinny does his best to put his lady friends at ease. “The hardest part is the girl — she’s not used to it,” he said. “So me being a nice guy, I kind of feel for her at times. I just try to do whatever I can to make her feel comfortable in the moment.” The new season of “Jersey Shore” premieres tonight at 10 p.m. ET on MTV. Related Videos MTV News Extended Play: ‘Jersey Shore’ Related Photos Jersey Shore (Season 2) | Vinny Jersey Shore | Back To Jersey | Cast Photos

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REVIEW: The Virginity Hit Misses

After a recent New York screening of the new mockumentary The Virginity Hit , cowriter/director Huck Botko (who with his partner, Andrew Gurland, also cowrote the August mockumentary The Last Exorcism ; they have a type, apparently) told the audience that he had never seen Superbad . No kidding — where Greg Mottola’s paean to the awkwardness of losing virginity felt authentic and grounded, The Virginity Hit feels forced, hollow and ultimately scattershot. Never has watching an on-screen teen trying to lose “it” seemed so empty.

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REVIEW: The Virginity Hit Misses

Masha Rudenko and Nadiya Chenko are Bikers in QVEST of the Day

I have decided that I am no longer going to be a fashion site. Since starting this campaign to get big money and private islands, my traffic has dropped over 20%, I can only assume the two are related, since that’s all I’ve done different the last month, so I can only assume it was a bad strategy like most things I do and to celebrate my retirement from the fashion world, you know to put my run to rest, I figured I’d post these whore models half naked pretending to be bikers…not because I ever want to fuck biker pussy, mainly cuz of the size of their dicks but becuase I do want to fuck models pretending to be biker pussy even if I’ve never heard of them or the magazine they are in because I am not a fashion site….

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Masha Rudenko and Nadiya Chenko are Bikers in QVEST of the Day

Ali Larter Pregnancy Pictures for the Virgins of the Day

I remember this virgin loser nerd I met a couple of years ago cuz I was forced to sit next to him on the bus. He not only irritated the fuck out of me for the 3 hours we were forced to be next to each other…from his constant hacking due to chronic allergies…to his twitchy fucking arms that kept hitting me….but he also offered me insight into the world of loser virgin nerds…and that was a loyalty to anything that involved superheros….especially the actresses who play the superheros and their tight outfits….when trying to make small talk to difuse the awkwardness of being stuck next to him I asked about Hayden Panettiere and her Heroes show and I think he fucking came himself….then he told me that the girl he really wanted to marry on the show to look out for was Ali Larter….and he started giggling and blushing like a school girl….while I’ve always been far more into Ali Larter’s work on “Suddenly Susan”…and I can’t help but wonder if she’s knocked up by that dude…or if he is in some basement cutting out pictures of her and posting them on his wall with his semen pretending she is…. Either way, I don’t find these hot…if anything the idea of pregnancy is actually pretty fucking vile…but you may…since the two of you who visit this site are probably virgins who find anything that has to do with sex hot…even the polluted womb biproduct of it…

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Ali Larter Pregnancy Pictures for the Virgins of the Day

Let’s Put Jake & Vienna In Jail and Never Let Them Out [Pleas]

Did you watch the big Bachelor blowdown that aired during the The Bachelorette last night? Bitter exes Jake Pavelka and Vienna Sausages sat on a Loveseat of Awkwardness and dished about their nasty breakup. It was horrible. More

Marisa Miller’s Hot Bikini Change of the Day

They say this is Marisa Miller getting changed into a bikini during some Victoria’s Secret photoshoot, but it doesn’t really look like her, and since pics of any girl, especially a model, getting changed in public is what my voyeur dreams are made of, it doesn’t really matter whether they are of her or not, what does matter is that I get to take part in this joyous, hot and amazing moment from the comfort of my own couch without the awkwardness of having to casually pretend I’m not staring when I get caught for staring, I’m sure you know what I mean cuz you are a dude and it takes a very rare breed of man to stare at a girls tits drooling, we call that breed rapists because even the most perverted of us try to hide the fact that tits are all we care about….just like last week I was peeping on some college girl in her panties running around her apartment and she busted me and even though I was fully busted, I still had to pretend I was playing with my dog or picking up his shit on her lawn and had no idea she was there…..it is just encoded in our DNA or some shit….. Here are the amazing pics….

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Megan Fox Denies Seth Rogan

Seth Rogan was on Jimmy Kimmel last night, talking about the last time he was on, and was snubbed by Megan Fox when he went in for a kiss.

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