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Bar Refaeli’s Instagram Bikini Top of the Day

Bar Refaeli may not really matter anymore at least not to anyone who isn’t a single Jewish dude looking online for girls who he can make into his wife…only to find that 80 percent of Jewish girls look like trolls, while the other 10 percent are top grade pussy that either have dudes, or careers in being top grade pussy, giving him hope that he won’t end up with a troll but rather with a Bar Refaeli…it’s really every Jewish guy’s dream…because it will make the whole family and Rabbi happy….not to mention..they are raised generation after generation to only take Jewish girls seriously because otherwise they won’t have Jewish kids…so Bar may not matter to the general public but is still a beacon of hope so for all the Jewish guys out there with ugly girls…here’s a bikini selfie of one of your own…reminding you that there are options….

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Bar Refaeli’s Instagram Bikini Top of the Day

Bar Refaeli’s Sexy Lingerie Pictures

I guess Bar Refaeli didn’t take too kindly to me calling Bar Paly the “new hottest Bar in Hollywood” last month , because here she is with a sexy new photoshoot to get me thinking that I might’ve called this one a little prematurely. I mean, these pictures do make for a pretty strong counterargument. So I’m willing to let this one play out a bit more before I make the final call. It’s your move now, Bar Paly. » view all 13 photos

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Bar Refaeli for Some Jewish Magazine for the Jewish Holidays of the DAy

It’s the Jewish Holiday and what better way to wish all you Jewish people a happy holiday than by posting pics of one of your hottest posing in a jewish magazine proving she’s more jewish than you…while giving you masturbation fodder that will make your mom and bubby happy, knowing you’re not fucking with shiksas but rather a chosen one, who if you are rich enough, can magically turn from masturabtion fantasy to wife and mother of your Jewish babies, keeping the cycle of power alive… Sure this isn’t the best use of her awesome tits, but she’s older now, and it’s a religious holiday, I mean what do you expect her to be doing, spreading her Leonardo DiCaprio stained twat…come on people…just accept this cheesy, cheap quality, straight from a Sears photo studio shit…it’s not like she’s an A-List fucking top model anymore…but rather a “take what she can get”…but she’s still got them tits.

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Bar Refaeli for Some Jewish Magazine for the Jewish Holidays of the DAy

Bar Refeali Twitter Round-Up of the Day

Bar Refaeli is older, bigger, a little more irrelevant than she used to be, partially because she lives in Tel Aviv and turned her back on the modelling world when Leonardo DiCaprio turned his back on her, and not in a “I’m a male actor, it’s a pretty gay existence, all I do is look in the mirror and talk to myself making faces like a 5 year old with no friends, obsessing over my looks and whether people like me, or if I sound silly saying this line, or whether my hair looked better in Titanic or now”…kind of stick that huge black dildo in me and tell me I’m handsome way, but in a “bitch, you’re high maintenance, I got line-ups of women” kind of way…and partially because getting older, fatter and more irrelevant is kinda what happens to girls…but she does a pretty good job on her instagram..and here is a round-up of some of her pics.

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Bar Refeali Twitter Round-Up of the Day

Bar Refaeli Modeling Passionata Lingerie of the Day

Bar Refaeli works. Or at least apparently she’s still getting half naked for money, this time for Passionata, the brand she is the body for, and has been the body for since Victoria’s Secret fired her for being too fat. I just assumed she was retired, you know moved back to Israel to get married and make babies like most Jewish girls who turn 30, with some local Jewish millionaire, because she’s already done the non-Jewish A-listers, that phase is behind her and now she can settle down with people of her own culture, but unlike Paula Deen, she won’t be called Racist for insisting on marrying her own religion, even though that’s exactly what it is…because last time I checked we are all God’s children. We are all one race…the Human Race…and her is Bar Rafeali showing us her tits a little better at being human than so many girls I’ve fucked, so good she gets paid for it.

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Bar Refaeli Nude Shopper

Bar Refaeli ‘s given us some awesome Twitter pictures in the past, but I’m pretty sure this one tops them all. Because here’s a shot Bar posted on Instagram of her covered only by shopping bags. I’m kinda surprised it didn’t break the Internet. Now if you’ll excuse me, if this is how Bar rolls, I have to go apply for a job as her personal shopper.

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Bar Refaeli Nude Shopper

Bar Refaeli Nude Shopper

Bar Refaeli ‘s given us some awesome Twitter pictures in the past, but I’m pretty sure this one tops them all. Because here’s a shot Bar posted on Instagram of her covered only by shopping bags. I’m kinda surprised it didn’t break the Internet. Now if you’ll excuse me, if this is how Bar rolls, I have to go apply for a job as her personal shopper.

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Hayden Panettiere Does the Emily Ratakowski of the Day

In the event you don’t remember the unrated “Blurred Lines” video for a song by Alan Thicke Jr and Pharrell Williams, here it is: Well, Hayden Panettiere, decided to jump into the mix and do some awkward dancing like my favorite set of tits I write poetry for, even though she pretends I don’t exist, as most people do with their creepy stalkers…. She tried to twerk….because twerking is the future of white people dances, even though the darks have been doing it forever… And I’m into it, but only because it reminds me of the day Emily Ratatatatatatatakowski and I first met, I mean she wasn’t actually there, but pictures of her tits were, and it’s been pretty consuming ever since, I mean as consuming as an ADD ridden pervert who likes all pussy, can be…. It is about 3 minutes in.

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Hayden Panettiere Does the Emily Ratakowski of the Day

Bar Refaeli Taking a Piss of the Day

Look at Bar Refaeli being funny. I guess it’s her Jewish sense of Comedy…. You know, a real Gary Shandling or Mel Brooks, Joan Rivers or Groucho Marx, Billy Crystal or Jackie Mason, Gilda Radner or Bette Midler, Woody Allen or Adam Sandler, Seinfeld or Larry David, Gilfred Godfrey or Bob Sagget, you get what I am saying here, Jewish people are funny, but for some reason, this joke is less about making me laugh and more about being totally erotic. Anything that involves a bitch in a men’s washroom at a bar or club, whether she’s getting gang banged, or throat fucked, or simulating pissing in a urinal or actually pissing in a urinal, excites me, but then again, sluts excite me, especially when pissing even if they pretend it’s squirt, like the old lady I saw in slutty clothes with a wet spot on her skirt the other day, now I don’t like old ladies, but I do like leaks in their vagina area. Here’s a thick bitch clowning…

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Bar Refaeli Taking a Piss of the Day

Bar Refaeli Old Outtakes for GQ of the Day

I generally like Bars, because that is where I have spent some of my best times, and some of my worst times, spending my last dollar for a drink, to forget my problems for another day, as I slowly kill myself and make horrible fucking decisions….. But this Bar, I’m not into. She’s big, she’s a diva, she’s boring, and she’s no longer relevant now that her A-List boyfriend and top of the ladder corporate gig doesn’t exist. But these outtake pics for GQ aren’t so bad. So maybe this Israeli cokehead has another go left in her….or maybe these pics are just old…but whatever they are…she takes a good picture.

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Bar Refaeli Old Outtakes for GQ of the Day