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Hayden Panettiere Does the Emily Ratakowski of the Day

Posted on June 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In the event you don’t remember the unrated “Blurred Lines” video for a song by Alan Thicke Jr and Pharrell Williams, here it is: Well, Hayden Panettiere, decided to jump into the mix and do some awkward dancing like my favorite set of tits I write poetry for, even though she pretends I don’t exist, as most people do with their creepy stalkers…. She tried to twerk….because twerking is the future of white people dances, even though the darks have been doing it forever… And I’m into it, but only because it reminds me of the day Emily Ratatatatatatatakowski and I first met, I mean she wasn’t actually there, but pictures of her tits were, and it’s been pretty consuming ever since, I mean as consuming as an ADD ridden pervert who likes all pussy, can be…. It is about 3 minutes in.

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Bar Refaeli Taking a Piss of the Day

Posted on June 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Look at Bar Refaeli being funny. I guess it’s her Jewish sense of Comedy…. You know, a real Gary Shandling or Mel Brooks, Joan Rivers or Groucho Marx, Billy Crystal or Jackie Mason, Gilda Radner or Bette Midler, Woody Allen or Adam Sandler, Seinfeld or Larry David, Gilfred Godfrey or Bob Sagget, you get what I am saying here, Jewish people are funny, but for some reason, this joke is less about making me laugh and more about being totally erotic. Anything that involves a bitch in a men’s washroom at a bar or club, whether she’s getting gang banged, or throat fucked, or simulating pissing in a urinal or actually pissing in a urinal, excites me, but then again, sluts excite me, especially when pissing even if they pretend it’s squirt, like the old lady I saw in slutty clothes with a wet spot on her skirt the other day, now I don’t like old ladies, but I do like leaks in their vagina area. Here’s a thick bitch clowning…

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Bar Refaeli Taking a Piss of the Day

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E!’s New Eating Disorder Series Will Help Those Who Cannot Keep Up With the Kardashians

Posted on April 28, 2010 by | Leave a comment

In case you felt E!’s True Hollywood Stories of Karen Carpenter and Growing Pains ‘s Tracey Gold weren’t didactic enough, the network just announced plans for What’s Eating You? , a six-episode docuseries about eating disorders. I’m sure they didn’t purposely title it to sound like an old-timey Groucho Marx game show. Frankly, even though “What’s Eating You” is also an Ontario eating-disorder help resource , the details of the first few episodes make this series seem like another Hoarders gawkfest with an exploitative twist.