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Pregnant Ariel Winter of the Day

Nothing sexier than Ariel Winter’s big belly hanging out in some loose fitting shoot – no wait I mean nothing sexy about Ariel Winter’s big belly anywhere…I mean sure she can put the braless because it was rebuilt tit out there hard nippled – so you can really visualize what her new tit looks like – a good activity for people who actually know who Ariel Winter is – because they watched her tits grow on network TV during her puberty… I don’t know if she’s pregnant – or if she’s just a confident chubby girl who doesn’t give a fuck because she’s made it, is used to being put out there, but it reminds me of the drunk, overly forward and out there fat girl at the bar in a crop top making you uncomfortable before you give in a finger her on the dancefloor – because she basically rapes your hand and you don’t know how to say no without making her feel bad… I guess I’m just not into fat chicks. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Pregnant Ariel Winter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba’s Pineapple Bikini of the Day

Jessica Alba is still hot. I like her pineapple outfit, it’s pretty appropriate, maybe even cultural appropriation seeing as she’s in Hawaii, the land where pineapple farmers came into to kick the Queen out of rule and implement their own government, so that they could run pineapples around the world in canned juice, canned rings, and eventually with the advent of AIR travel, just full on fresh pineapple….I’m talking to you DOLE…. A culture destroyed for the fucking pineapple…that this Mexican migrant farmer, the hot as fuck celebrity / business woman / billionaire version of a migrant farmer….is proudly wearing on her outfit like a typical mainland American visiting their tropical South Pacific state… TO SEE THE MORE PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE The post Jessica Alba’s Pineapple Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kristen Stewart’s Making Out Lesbian of the Day

This is not a hot kind of girl on girl kiss. This is not your college hot girls making out in an era where Lesbians didn’t run rampent and girls used to do things like wet t-shirt contests and Jello Wrestling to get male attention or guys to like you…. This is not you porno lesbian with two stripper looking girls making out before having fake orgasms for dudes to jerk off to – and for girls who don’t like dick in porn to secretly think they are naughty for watching – before biting the bullet and fucking chicks…. This is more the lesbians you don’t want to see making out, like girls who look like hipster teen boys, which is a type of lesbian like the fat shaved head in plaid….but not the kind you’d like hollywood starlet you may have liked watching TWILIGHT because you’re weird having… But I guess it’s just a kiss…who gives a fuck…besides the weird jesus people at the RNC who think this is against GOD’s way…. The post Kristen Stewart’s Making Out Lesbian of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Margot Robbie White See Through Bathing Suit of the Day

I wonder if this is part of the Suicide Squad marketing, get Margot Robbie out to the beach where we can hire paparazzi to take pics of her, and make sure she’s in a see through bathing suit – because people love nipples in see through bathing suits – I know my high school masturbation was based on one swim day – with a girl in my class wearing white bathing suit – that was completely see through and no one told her…pussy lips fully exposed which was fucking huge as a 16 year old..and that I’ve carried with me until today…where I am older, more desensitized, and totally uninterested in a Margot Robbie, I don’t find her hot, I don’t get why she’s as famous as she is, or booking every movie, or all of a sudden some it girl….but I guess at least she’s not Jennifer Lawrence….even though Jennifer Lawrence has fantastic tits – she’s more annoying that Margot Robbie and her new found, confusing even, fame…. The post Margot Robbie White See Through Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kanye West Clarifies Britney Spears Comments in Vintage Twitter Rant

After trash talking Britney Spears on Twitter about her new #1 single and how he “let her” have the top spot, Kanye West feels the need to clarify. Because it’s Kanye, some people assumed this was Taylor-Gate reloaded. But he was seriously not trying to start a feud with Spears, West insists. Naturally, he took to Twitter again to rectify the situation. I’MMA LET U BE #1 : It was a joke, people! Aside from his inability to spell Britney, and the fact that the Shift and 1 keys on his MacBook are going to fall off, his ramblings are fairly well reasoned, funny and self-deprecating. Mostly. Here’s what the much-maligned rapper had to say:

Teresa Scanlan Hopes to Be President

Uh-oh, Sarah Palin . You might have competition on your hands. Having just been crowned Miss America, Teresa Scanlan is not content with posing in her bathing suit and strutting across a stage for a living. This 17-year old from Nebraska has much loftier goals. Scanlan told The Las Vegas Sun she wants to one day be a Supreme Court Justice. After that? “I certainly hope” to become president someday, she said. Teresa Scanlan Wins! Can she get there? On her blog, Teresa makes it clear that she has the support of at least one important player: “When I found pageantry, I realized that God had prepared me for this competition by creating me to love diversity, and here was the place I could use the talents He had given me.” Will those talents take her to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave? Possibly, if citizens eventually cast their votes based on one’s bikini body.

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Idol Chatter: Kara DioGuardi Stands Up for Ellen DeGeneres

As recounted in our American Idol rundown from last night, we thought Ellen DeGeneres made an outstanding debut as a judge. She was fresh, funny and didn’t try to overshadow the contestants. From most of what we’ve read online, almost all television critics agree with that assessment. So we found it odd that Kara DioGuardi spoke to E! News today and defended her new cohort from attacks on her Idol premiere, attacks we weren’t aware existed. “How it’s edited and what you see is very different from my experience,” Kara said . “I remember just thinking she was very funny and critical and had heart… It’s edited in a specific way. It has to be. It has to be about the contestants.” The sentiment is nice, but it’s hard for DioGuard not to come across as condescending, considering how many viewers don’t like her very much. Kara added that it was impossible to compare Ellen and the woman in whose seat she occupies. “Paula and Ellen [are] completely different, and I think they both bring something valuable to the table… It’s something that takes time to get used to, and I think [Ellen] did an incredible job for her first time there.” So do we! So do most people we’ve talked to. In closing, DioGuardi said “I would love to see a girl win” and, based on one night of Hollywood auditions, she may get see that hope come true. Didi Benami, Crystal Bowersox, Haeley Vaughn and Janell Wheeler all stood out this week. What did you think of Ellen as a judge?

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