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Elisabetta Canalis Hot Ass for Social Media of the Day

I guess this is what life after Clooney looks like. Elisabetta Canalis, known for being the vagina the George Clooney didn’t cum inside, because if he did, she’d have at least one kid, cuz based on her behavior, she knows the rule of the opportunist slut with a hot body. Leading me to think Clooney has a Vasectomy, not that I care about Clooney sperm count, or even this Elisabetta Canalis, who’s only other hit, other than being “hit” by George Clooney’s balls against her ass, is being an extra Deuce Bigalow – European Gigolo…but I do care about any ass, or at least about looking at any ass, that looks like this. Let’s hope she keeps producing this kind of smut, you know to make herself matter like she did when she was an A-Listers arm candy, doing it on her own, like a good little trick…. I mean use your gold digging groupie opportunist ladder climbing to actually ladder climb…

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Elisabetta Canalis Hot Ass for Social Media of the Day

Elisabetta Canalis Hot Ass for Social Media of the Day

I guess this is what life after Clooney looks like. Elisabetta Canalis, known for being the vagina the George Clooney didn’t cum inside, because if he did, she’d have at least one kid, cuz based on her behavior, she knows the rule of the opportunist slut with a hot body. Leading me to think Clooney has a Vasectomy, not that I care about Clooney sperm count, or even this Elisabetta Canalis, who’s only other hit, other than being “hit” by George Clooney’s balls against her ass, is being an extra Deuce Bigalow – European Gigolo…but I do care about any ass, or at least about looking at any ass, that looks like this. Let’s hope she keeps producing this kind of smut, you know to make herself matter like she did when she was an A-Listers arm candy, doing it on her own, like a good little trick…. I mean use your gold digging groupie opportunist ladder climbing to actually ladder climb…

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Ashley Smith’s Awesome Tits for River Island of the Day

Ashely Smith is some busty model, with serious fucking tits, and also has a a gap tooth, that compliments her real serious fucking tits, a gap that I find sexy, but I’m not going to lie, I kinda wish my dick was her retainer, in some modern dental technology that has nothing to do with fixing imperfect teeth, that as far as I’m concerned are perfect, but that has everything to do with giving girls cold sores. I’m a fan…and you will be too…if you want to see her awesome tits…you can click on the links below…because like all amazing busty models, those tits have been unleashed to get her to this level of about to breakout famous…. See Her Tits 1- Here , 2- Here , 3- Here

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Marloes Horst is Amazing for Harpers Bazaar July of the Day

Marloes Horst is a dutch model, who I have seen topless HERE and HERE …but unfortunately not in person, partially because I don’t leave my house, but also because girls, especially models find me a creep they want nothing to do with because all I do is talk about ejaculating in them. She’s not a huge model, she’s just getting started, but has been getting work, like this Harpers Bazaar Shit, that I wouldn’t mind having sex with, except for all the paper cuts, but for Marloes, I am willing to feel pain…but I’d prefer to take her to dinner and a movie, or what I like to call the gateway date to anal…if you roofies the popcorn.

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Marloes Horst is Amazing for Harpers Bazaar July of the Day

Marloes Horst is Amazing for Harpers Bazaar July of the Day

Marloes Horst is a dutch model, who I have seen topless HERE and HERE …but unfortunately not in person, partially because I don’t leave my house, but also because girls, especially models find me a creep they want nothing to do with because all I do is talk about ejaculating in them. She’s not a huge model, she’s just getting started, but has been getting work, like this Harpers Bazaar Shit, that I wouldn’t mind having sex with, except for all the paper cuts, but for Marloes, I am willing to feel pain…but I’d prefer to take her to dinner and a movie, or what I like to call the gateway date to anal…if you roofies the popcorn.

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Joan Rivers Slams Taylor Swift as Prude, Angelina Jolie as "Slut"

Well, at least she stayed away from Adele and the Holocaust this time. But Joan Rivers appeared this morning on Live with Kelly and Michael and took aim at two more famous names, a couple weeks after slamming Adele as fat . “Taylor Swift’s knees have been together more than Melissa and I,” the comedian told the hosts. “If you’ve broken up with nine people in nine months, maybe you should douche. I say this as a loving grandmother. I say this with love.” And certainly not with humor. Rivers then went after Angelina Jolie. “Not a bad word about that wonderful slut … we work together for the U.N. We do things for children. We either sell or buy, we do something wonderful for children. And then we drink at night … She said to me the other night, ‘If I can make one person happy Joan, I die content.’ I said, ‘Easy. Give Jennifer Aniston back her husband.'” Zing! We guess? Sound off now: Do you find Joan Rivers funny?   Yes No View Poll »

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Rebeca Yunen Finke: Dating Alex Rodriguez?!?

Out of the Yankees lineup until at least the All-Star break, Alex Rodriguez has a lot of free time these days. And we now have an idea of who he’s been spending it with. Diario Libre reports that the washed-up third baseman has been dating a 24-year old named Rebeca Yunen Finke for about six months. She’s an honors graduate student Business Administration from PUCMM (Pontificia Universidad Católica Madre y Maestra, a Catholic university in the Dominican Republic. Rodriguez and Finke spent all of Saturday together, as he touched down in her native land in his Gulfstream IV and was picked up by Rebeca’s father art the airport. A-Rod has previously been linked to celebrities like Cameron Diaz, Torrie Wilson and Madonna. He’s really bad at baseball and may have used steroids last year . Again.

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Michelle Williams Haircut: Love It or Loathe It?

Just as we were getting used to the new Justin Bieber haircut , Michelle Williams has come out and shocked us with a fresh look of her own. Also sort of making like Miley Cyrus , Williams debuted the ‘do last night at the Kate Young for Target Launch in New York City. Her blonde locks are clipped awfully short and a side-swept fringe either covers her face or is tossed to the side, depending on how she’s posing. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE NEW MICHELLE WILLIAMS HAIRCUT?   Love it! Loathe it! View Poll »

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Wife Killed Over HIV Fear in Arizona

An unsettling and unusual story today out of Arizona, as a man has admitted to murdering his wife and adult son because he was concerned he had contracted HIV from prostitutes many years ago and may have spread it to his spouse. Eugene Maraventano owned up to these horrific crime in a probable cause statement filed in court, police said Monday. The 63-year old says he stabbed his wife, Janet, with a 14-inch kitchen knife when she slept and then killed his 27-year old child, Bryan. There’s no official word on whether Eugene or Janet had the AIDS virus, but the former told authorities he often frequented hookers while working in New York. His fear that he passed it along to his wife caused him to kill her, while he admitted to taking his son’s life because he didn’t think Bryan – who he believed to be mentally disabled – could cope without his parents. Maraventano called 911 on Saturday to report the crimes, which detective say were committed Thursday. Maraventano also says he tried – and obviously failed – to commit suicide on several occasions.

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PETA Blasts Kate Upton for Wild Animal Photo Shoot

So, this is what it takes to have a issue with Kate Upton photos . PETA has set its annoying sights on the model after seeing pictures of her posing for a Harper’s Bazaar spread titled “The Animal Nursey.” It features the absurdly attractive 20-year old surrounded by such critters as a baby tiger, a leopard, a gibbon and a lion. Railed PETA in a statement: “We’re sure that Kate, like most people, doesn’t know that wild animals used for photo shoots have been taken away from their mothers at birth and deprived of everything that is natural and important to them. The gibbon featured in the photographs is an infant and should be with his mother at all times. “Besides the emotional trauma that he has undoubtedly suffered as a result of the separation, his delicate immune system is still developing, and he is susceptible to illnesses that humans carry. “All the animals in the photographs are endangered and should be protected, rather than being treated like props.” Miami’s Zoological Wildlife Foundation provided the gibbon in question, however, and a spokesperson tells E! : “Our animal our not taught to do tricks. They simply are raised with dignity, much love and respect. PETA’s comment about them being ‘ripped off their mothers from the wild’ is at best ludicrous.” Moreover, it’s clear at least one one unusual animal is a fan of Upton: Wolverine point guard Spike Albrecht Tweeted at the Michigan native yesterday!

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