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Amber Heard for Harper’s Bazaar Russia of the Day

My favorite thing about Amber Heard is that she destroyed the Johnny Depp household, leaving kids fatherless while he’s run off to gallivant around the world to fuck this bi-sexual bitch while leaving them at home in France to tend to the farm they live on…listening to their cheese and wine eating mother complaining about her day in and day out because she is the other woman and girls fucking hate the other woman….but I like her, especially in Russian magazines, even if these pictures are old and Russia is 10 steps behind America, as they were in the 80s, at least when it came to fast food and Levis jeans, because she’s posing all hot, but more importantly because she gives hope to married men that one day we’ll have the temptation from a young harlot that will inspire us to leave our miserable existence/wife for the erratic young girl who will chew us up and spit us out in a matter of weeks or month, turning our entire life upside down, leaving us alone, broken and a shell of who we once were…those girls are the best kind…they keep us on our feet.

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Kelly Brook’s Bikini at 16 for Instagram of the Day

Kelly Brook posted the above picture to her instagram saying something along the lines of “My first shoot at 16″….to either prove to the haters that she’s got tits…or to cater to the pervert creeper fans..by given them something semi-illegal to jerk off to…or to let us all know she’s been a half naked, using her body to get ahead since she was a kid….you know when other kids were getting an education, her and her parents, if she even has parents, cuz I am going to assume by the bikini modelling at 16, she didn’t….were whoring her out…I mean usually girls only learn how to whore in their early 20s when all else fails…but this Kelly Brook has a solid 3 decades invested in this…

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Miley Cyrus by Terry Richardson for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

I listen to is Miley Cyrus music….but that’s only because everyone I meet hates on her for her new hustle…they think what she’s doing to hip hop is almost as bad as her shitty white girl ass twerking…but I see the big fucking picture… her impact on the youth, her Hannah Montana fans…showing them that it’s ok to pop pills, not wear bras, and shake their asses to rap music…is something that they need to learn, at least for the same of my personal entertainment, so who better than some Disney Harlot to be that voice…at least as far as I’m concerned because I am a pervert…and the more twerking there is…the better…our lives are…and that’s a fact… She’s in Harper’s Bazaar, doing the press hustle, shot by Terry Richardson, her favorite creeper who got her naked in her music video, these are just a preview of what’s to come, it’s safe to say, things will get a little more racy and I am into that…because Miley is willing…and a willing Miley makes for a Miley worth paying attention to, because without this, she’s just some spoiled brat, coddled, money making piece of shit.

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Making It Rain On Them Skinny Hoes: Gabourey Sidibe Stunts In Scarves And Leather For Harper’s Bazaar ‘Singular Beauties’ Spread

Well isn’t somebody lookin’ resplendent in red? Gabourey Sidibe is featured in Harper’s Bazaar’s “Singular Beauties” photo spread by Carine Roitfeld which features photos by Karl Lagerfeld. It kinds screams, “Stop! In The Name Of The Fashion Police if you ask us, but are you feeling Gabourey’s period piece get up? Sidibe is featured among a bevy of models and actresses including Lily Collins, Dakota Fanning, Liya Kebede and Zoe Kravitz. We were excited to see Angel Haze made the cut as well. The photos from “Singular Beauties” will appear in all 29 editions of the Harper’s Bazaar September issue, including premiere editions in Germany and Japan. Check out more from the spread below: Harper’s Bazaar/Karl Lagerfeld

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Making It Rain On Them Skinny Hoes: Gabourey Sidibe Stunts In Scarves And Leather For Harper’s Bazaar ‘Singular Beauties’ Spread

Miley Cyrus: Elegant, Fully Clothed in Harper’s Bazaar

Miley Cyrus does something truly crazy and, for her, unconventional in the September issue of Harper’s Bazaar: she wears clothing! A lot of clothing, to boot. Elegant, beautiful, body-covering clothing that would seem to fly in the face of her status as Hollywood’s most cheat-worthy celebrity . Click to enlarge each image below and take a look for yourself: How does Miley stay on top of the fashion world overall? “I look at blogs online, like all night when I’m falling asleep,” she tells the magazine. “I think when you read something all night it kind of settles into your brain…I think that’s happened to me!” Cyrus, of course, has been pushing the style limits these days. Recent case in point: a couple poses with just underwear and a pot leaf t-shirt on . But she proves here that she’s one versatile celebrity – and Cyrus takes her role as a fashion icon seriously. “It’s been an organic thing. As I take more control of my life, people are following that and are inspired by that. People want to see someone with a real clear vision of who they are right now.” Miley Cyrus – She’s Just Being Miley Ya’ll

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Rita Ora Spread Pussy Shot of the Day

I spent the better part of the day yesterday staring at girls in bikinis with their legs uncrossed and it turns out…I really like it. Makes me wonder why I don’t live in a beach town where I can spend my days doing it…rather than sitting on the internet looking at pics of it… But then I remember the reason…severe laziness…and inability to accomplish anything.. But this isn’t about me, it’s about RITA ORA, the new Rihanna and her spread legs in a white bikini, showing us she’s not as fat as she used to be an that she’s ready to take the reins from our dying Rihanna heroine…as she falls deeper into insanity, bring in the second string… I’m into it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Candice Swanepoel for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

I don’t know about you, but I remember when Terry Richardson was shooting gutter hipster chicks he met at the after party, either taking his dick, or spreading their hipster pussies, in what was semi-interesting documentary style snapshots that showed a life far more interesting a fun than yours…tons of drugs and pussy what the fuck… Then he went corporate, and now he takes lingerie models and puts them in clothing, places them in substantial settings, to do big production shots, but he lacks one key element that makes him interesting, and that’s the fucking pussy… I mean seriously, these pics would be better if Candice was fucking spreading her ass next to the Montana or Utah or wherever the fuck she is sky…but instead he has her in some JC Penny 1960s town square dance event skirt…and that just fucking offends me… She is a body, not a face, sort it out asshole.

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Candice Swanepoel for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Ana Beatriz Barros in Bathing Suits for Harper’s of the Day

This is for Harper’s Bazaar Spain….and I feel like a few of these bathing suit pics don’t quite hit the mark. I mean 4 year old girls building sand castles at the beach show more skin…this is some “We’re moms in our 30s and can’t look like sluts with the other moms at our babies swim class” look…you know or it is like some orthodox christian, jewish or muslim, friendly bathing suits, because even they have to swim sometimes… Speaking of Religious women, when walking the dog, I saw a young Rabbi and his religious wife, who was wearing the wig, and skirt down to past her knees, in a little AMISH style collared shirt, looking relatively wholesome, so I stared at her tits, then back at her, and winked, to remind her what being a woman is all about, and that’s turning me the fuck on…even when you’re in it for God, wholesome as shit, I know deep down, there lives a slut…there always does… The good news with this shoot is that Harper’s Bazaar, got a little more european, and put her in a little less clothes, even if it’s not quite European enough for this pervert, I can always find a way to make it work.

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Ana Beatriz Barros in Bathing Suits for Harper’s of the Day

Lana Del Rey Probably Shouldn’t Be Wearing Short Shorts of the Day

Lana Del Rey, like so many girls before her, is proving a very known fact, at least to most men, and that is short shorts are not made for all pussy, but rather only a select few should be allowed to wear them… Bodies, especially when lazy and hard drinking, are not created equally…and that means, either should the length of their shorts…. Sure, I don’t mind looking at even the fattest bitch in short shorts, you know trying to understand what it is I’m seeing, you know trying to make sense of the whole thing, in a “what the fuck does she think she’s doing, she’s too fat to be in those, how did she even get them on, I guess that’s why the button is open and zipper is down, because she didn’t get into them at all, but yet she decided to wear them out in public…weird….”…situation. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER BUSTING OUT OF HER SHORT SHORTS IN A NOT SO HOT WTF IS SHE THINKING WAY FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Elle Macpherson Booty Peak for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Elle Macpherson is the first model I remember jerking off to. Before her it was National Geographic, music videos, the girl who always had hard nipples in my high school, and my Foster Mother who would make me do it while she watched… So she brought light to a very dark place. It was the 80s, she was in Sports Illustrated showing nipples, and for some reason, life finally made sense… Now we are both 30 years older, 30 years more tired, 30 years sloppier and more damaged, but she’s still up to the same Her exposing herself for expensive hotshots, this time a little booty, and me exposing myself, reminding me that somethings never change…and my love for Elle Macpherson or at least masturbting to her…is one of those things…a constant I can count on… These pics were shot by Brian Adams for those of you Canadian Rock fans who wonder what have happened to him since singing love songs about Kevin Costner in Robin Hood…

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