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Lily Rose Cameron not Lily Rose Depp of the Day

Posted on February 2, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There seem to be a lot of Lily Roses in the World… I guess like the name madison, or BELLA, there was a rush order of babies named this from the same era…because humans are all the fucking same half retard brain…. This is Lily Rose Cameron, not Lily Rose Depp…probably trashier and more eager than the other Lily Rose, thanks to not being a depp but still trying to get there….and still a Lily Rose…. Not sisters, but they are same flower…and that is all that matters…I mean that and her showing tits and I guess vagina! The post Lily Rose Cameron not Lily Rose Depp of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elsa Hosk is Ridiculous of the Day

Posted on August 2, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elsa Hosk was a shameless titty model, who I guess got some exposure in the model scene because she’s hot as fuck and when the brand Victoria’s Secret was looking for some new promo models who looked a lot like their old promo models, to replace their old promo models while they went off to get pregnant, with new promo models, she got the job….even if her work before Victoria’s Secret was just a lot of topless shit…. Well, the promo model who was off on disability is back, leaving the future unknown for this temp / scab….and she knows she’s gotta put work out there to get people to support her and keep her working…and what better way to do that is slutty pics….because slutty pics get noticed…even if they aren’t that slutty, they are still slutty enough and she looks amazing in them. I’d sign the petition to keep her around, even if she’s pushing 30…this is still good. TO SEE HER IN SOME VICTORIA”S SECRET CLICK HERE The post Elsa Hosk is Ridiculous of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Hailee Steinfeld’s Bathing Suit on Set…of the Day

Posted on August 2, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hailee Steinfeld is shooting a movie that she’s wearing a one piece bathing suit in… I am assuming she’s on the swim team, or the diving team, you know some compelling story of overcoming an obstacle and at the climax of the film, she ends up winning the race….even though they pretend she’s not going to…because humans need really basic storylines that end up aspirational…hero…whatever… The real issue is why she’s wearing ill fitting spanx, it looks like it is holding in a mic or some other thing, like an insulin pump…is she diabetic? I don’t know…I just know that ass shots in bikinis or bathing suits are better when there isn’t a mid thigh skin colored short under said bathing suit… It’s almost offensive and weird..but if you look close enough, you can see her nipple and that should be all you really care about. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hailee Steinfeld’s Bathing Suit on Set…of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Hailey Baldwin is Number 1 in a Nonsense of the Day

Posted on May 25, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hailey Baldwin is number one in a nonsense arbitrary clickbait list that was clickbait before clickbait existed – Maxim’s Hot 100 – because humans are retards and the list concept of digesting bullshit content is out control… Hailey Baldwin is a scam, her family is in the industry, she’s a golden child who has managed to find the Kardashians / Jenners / Hadids to leverage…. It just took the family publicists to make that magic happen, the scam of the scams…keep the 1 percent 1 percenting – which is why content is such shit lately – the talent has left the building and the entitled kids of the talent are taking over The post Hailey Baldwin is Number 1 in a Nonsense of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne is the New Lndsay Lohan Import Car Models of the Day

Posted on November 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like to think that all things are based on Lindsay Lohan…as if Lindsay Lohan is a scale that you can measure something against, whether it’s success, being sold out by your parents, having drug and legal issues while being a famous brat, being insane, or the intensity of your herpes…Lindsay Lohan as the bar you’re measuring it against just makes sense.. So I see a old looking 18 year old, being low level seductive, with red hair…getting tons of media and shitty movie roles, all i see is Lohan…another exploited by her parents, sexualized at a young age, possibly 40, just before the empire they’ve built collapse because humans sometimes collapse…when they are forced into this world they think they are all about…even though the world eats them the fuck up.. Either way, Bella Thorne is posing in sweatpants…with cares like an import model… She’s in Seventeen even though she’s forty… And you like her, even if she’s not really the new Lohan, she’s just redheaded, young, busty enough and you want to fuck her….but isn’t really the new Lohan since they aren’t fighting for jobs, even though Lohan got a new job, the only person who ever stole jobs from Lohan is Amanda Seyfried….here’s Lohan in bed….they’re all fucking crazy… The post Bella Thorne is the New Lndsay Lohan Import Car Models of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Football Player Attacks Dog in the Worst Video of the Day

Posted on June 11, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This may be the worst video you will see all day….I mean maybe I just think it is because I am a dog owner and my dog is probably the only thing I like in this cold evil world. You see dogs are loyal, sweet and loving, and funny to look at and watch. They bring joy and entertainment in an otherwise empty life, and they’d never fuck you over by instinct, unless their masters fucked with their minds, because humans are evil… Especially this guy, who grabbed a puppy that was on the field by the neck, and threw it. He’s the kind of dirty motherfucker, and I am not saying that because he’s hispanic, but because of the way he handles this dog, who I would I like to have a few minutes of time with…to grab him by the fucking neck and slam him into a brick wall a few times…. His name is ENZO JIMENEZ and he’s on my radar as public enemy number 1….

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