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Willa Holland Throwback Nudes of the Day

Willa Holland was the younger sister on the O.C., which was a show I watched when it was on TV, because it gave me something to talk to college girls about, since I had nothing better to talk to college girls about, because even a decade ago, they were dumb, self involved cunts, with little to no substance, who relied on weekly TV shows and dumb punchlines from dumb movies as a starting point in a conversation, to really feel like they had enough of a connection to sit on your face later that night…I mean this was an era before everyone was online and we couldn’t just Facebook friend, selfie and tag each other on instagram or tinder, it required actual work to get laid like “OMG Marissa was such a bitch to Seth Last Week”…you know the shit that really makes a girl tick at her fucking core…because in case you didn’t know, there have been dumb sluts for generations, seducing them has just become way easier if you have even the basic level of intelligence.. She’s also some connected rich kid related to Steven Spielberg or some shit, and she’s on some nerd shit TV show, and does the hipster nude shit, and looks good enough to stare at, The post Willa Holland Throwback Nudes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lottie Moss Nipples of the Day

The nice thing about having Kate Moss as your sister is that it allows you exist as your own person…. You don’t need to be hot or jump through the same hoops her sister did – and really it’s not even her full sister – half sister that is the right half because it gave her her last name… So everything sort of just works out for you…because we live in an era where people only care about who you are, who your parents are, who your friends are…like Sofia Richie, the Hadids, everyone else., while I only care about how slutty they are in their selfies…because that’s what really matters in this shitty world we live in. The post Lottie Moss Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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“Two was a lot of fun. Hampton was more of a learning experience … when Colby came along it was a lot of fun because it gave Hampton somebody to play with and it was interesting to see how they interact,” he shares. “Now with Marion on board, it’s made it a lot busier for me because [wife] Jennifer trying to feed a newborn takes up a lot of her time and takes away from her sleep time too. We have friends who have up to nine children and they say three is the hardest number. I told Jennifer, ‘We

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“Two was a lot of fun. Hampton was more of a learning experience … when Colby came along it was a lot of fun because it gave Hampton somebody to play with and it was interesting to see how they interact,” he shares. “Now with Marion on board, it’s made it a lot busier for me because [wife] Jennifer trying to feed a newborn takes up a lot of her time and takes away from her sleep time too. We have friends who have up to nine children and they say three is the hardest number. I told Jennifer, ‘We

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This Is Not a Joke

We first heard about this story last night. But we waited to make it public, assuming it was a belated April Fool’s joke. We’re still waiting… no? Really?!? Sigh . In Australia to serve as a mobile phone ambassador for Motorola (we’re not making that up ), Kim Kardashian said she and her siblings will soon pen a book. About relationships. “My sisters and I are writing a book,” she said, without a hint of irony. “It’s going to [have] lots of fun tips and stories and everything about relationships; it’s a little bit more of an in-depth look into our lives, even though people think that they’ve probably seen everything.” We don’t think it, Kim. Ray J made sure we did see absolutely everything. Newly single, Kim said she’ll “certainly be looking” for a boyfriend Down Under due to those “hot Aussie accents.” This would make Cristiano Ronaldo very upset. But back to the ridiculous book. Would you take advice from Kim, Khloe or Kourtney about relationships? A brief primer on their dating history: Kim made a sex tape with an aspiring hip hop singer who went on to contract many STDs from desperate reality stars anchor a VH1 show. Khloe married Lamar Odom after one-month of dating because the wedding would make for a quality episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians . Kourtney dated a certified douchebag for two years, and then had his baby because it gave viewers a reason to watch her crappy E! series. Man. Who would have thought that Jennifer Lovw Hewitt’s The Day I Shot Cupid: Hello, My Name Is Jennifer Love Hewitt and I’m a Love-aholic would be the most appealing dating book on the market?!?

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