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The Brand that Uses “Real Model Sex” in their Campaign of the Day

I find it pretty funny to see the way the world works. This brand I’ve never heard of that I guess is hip and cool and fashionable – puts together a campaign of “real” models having “real” sex in their shoot. Like it was a porno. Then they pixelated the genitals and spun it as art, or genius marketing, and people start talking like it’s innovating….when if you have a bran you’d know it’s as basic as you can get. It’s the Kim K model. I just find it funny that a brand puts this shit out and the media picks up on it…..but if I put out shit like that NO ONE would care….and at least if I did it, it’d be a little more clever in it’s voyeurism or statement…at least that’s what I think…because there’d be more clits visible…more penetration…make it count… This is just ghetto and lame and people talking about it is more reason to hate the world. The post The Brand that Uses “Real Model Sex” in their Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lottie Moss Nipples of the Day

The nice thing about having Kate Moss as your sister is that it allows you exist as your own person…. You don’t need to be hot or jump through the same hoops her sister did – and really it’s not even her full sister – half sister that is the right half because it gave her her last name… So everything sort of just works out for you…because we live in an era where people only care about who you are, who your parents are, who your friends are…like Sofia Richie, the Hadids, everyone else., while I only care about how slutty they are in their selfies…because that’s what really matters in this shitty world we live in. The post Lottie Moss Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mackenzie Rosman Bra and Panties of the Day

This is Ruthie from 7th Heaven. I never watched 7th Heaven, because I am not a weirdo virgin loser who likes shows like that, but I know the dad turned out to be a sex offender, which is hilarious because sex offenders as a whole are a funny breed…probably not to their victims, but to me…because I am a sick fuck who laughs at those kinds of things. That said, Jessica Biel and her slutty shoot were the highlight of that show, this little one wasn’t really on the radar, and missed her opportunity to really shine because she was too young…but that doesn’t mean she can put out pics of herself in her underwear…you know..to remind you she’s here and she’s ready for her Jessica Biel moment…if only Details Magazine hadn’t gone bankrupt…right. RIGHT! Great selfie though, headless….badly lit…amateur…erotic. The post Mackenzie Rosman Bra and Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lily Collins in a Sports Bra of the Day

I like Lily Collins…all I have to say about her can be expressed in this song… That when her dad dies, she will be getting all the royalties on…..along with her share of whatever is left from what the song has already earned her dad….who was never around enough for her…because she’s a whiner and whiners like having “issues” they can blame their shortcomings on…. An inheritance I wish was spent on my children with Lily Collins…because she’s hot and I’d like to cum in her….for K-Fed inspired reasons…and for love…and because I love cumming in bitches…it makes it feel real… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lily Collins in a Sports Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Demi Lovato Naked for a New Song and in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t like Demi Lovato, I don’t think she deserves her fame and fortune. There’s nothing amazing or compelling about her. I don’t even really understand why she exists beyond the hispanic angle, easy to play to a loyal passionate people…that she’s made even more sustainable using the whole “no make up, no photoshop”….strategy of don’t body shame and love your body, when clearly this bitch is waist training and photoshopping – she just likes to pretend she’s not – it makes it feel real….and in her defense, her struggles with bi polar disorder, her public freakouts and breakdowns – would imply that maybe believing something is real is enough – because that’s how things work for the crazies… That said, Demi Lovato is now adding recently single to her fat, no body shaming, love your body, Mexican / Latina, LESBIAN, mental health marketing campaign – it works for Taylor Swift, and that bitch is a whore – not a hopeless romantic – so it’ll work for this one too….all naked for her new single artwork…It looks like she’s been waist training – Also in a bikini, because that’s what people do when they want to get in the press for being in a bikini and not looking all that bad – thanks to her not actually not working out..it’s definitely not great -but it’s better than nothing. TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE The post Demi Lovato Naked for a New Song and in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Consider Uggie, Day 78: Artist Wonder Dog Claims Top Golden Collar Award

Surely no one saw this coming: Uggie, the Jack Russell terrier and Artist wonder dog on whose behalf the Consider Uggie awards campaign has surged ever onward for nearly three months now , won the top prize Monday at the inaugural Golden Collar Awards. That’s really all I have to say about that, deferring instead to Uggie’s trainer Omar Von Muller, who put the purpose of the whole phenomenon in perspective while accepting the trophy with his winning pooch: Von Muller said the award was “overwhelming” adding: “He has been my buddy forever and is a great performer and great family member.” He also thanked award organizers DogNewsDaily.com saying: “This is very important for all the trainers in the movie industry, because we have never been recognized before, and people just don’t understand that it takes hundreds and even thousands of hours to train a dog.” Exactly . Respect! [ BBC ; photo via WireImage]

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The Blue Velvet ‘Ingrid Bergman Mashup Thought Experiment’

Because one good Lynchian turn deserves another: “I found myself intensifying the experience of Jeffrey’s scenes with Dorothy with a kind of conceptual narcotic inhaler: it involved, ahem, imagining Isabella Rossellini was her mother and that Kyle MacLachlan was actually playing this love scene with Ingrid Bergman. And it is very easy to do – not merely because Rossellini looks and sounds so much like Bergman, but because of the film’s intense noir atmosphere. Perhaps I need therapy. But there is something in the infectious and mesmeric weirdness of David Lynch which makes it feel all right.” [ The Guardian ]

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The Blue Velvet ‘Ingrid Bergman Mashup Thought Experiment’

Because one good Lynchian turn deserves another: “I found myself intensifying the experience of Jeffrey’s scenes with Dorothy with a kind of conceptual narcotic inhaler: it involved, ahem, imagining Isabella Rossellini was her mother and that Kyle MacLachlan was actually playing this love scene with Ingrid Bergman. And it is very easy to do – not merely because Rossellini looks and sounds so much like Bergman, but because of the film’s intense noir atmosphere. Perhaps I need therapy. But there is something in the infectious and mesmeric weirdness of David Lynch which makes it feel all right.” [ The Guardian ]

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Victoria Justice Does Some Red Carpet in Some Fem Dom Shoes of the Day

I wonder if Victoria Justice, the hot, 18 year old who looks 12, knows she’s wearing a pair of Fem Dom shows, you know the kind normally used in Equus fetish…where you dress your woman up like a horse, throw on a saddle and some reins and make her trot around the room. The shit is pretty weird, but not as weird as one of my many fetishes, where I like to dress woman up in heels and evening gowns and make them roll around in 4 day old kitchen garbage, all while singing “Tiffany-I think we’re alone now”. I think it reminds me of the late 80?s when I was living on the street and hooking up with homeless chicks in an dumpster behind a chinese restaurant…but that’s not the point…the point is girls in these hoof-like shoes, a HORSE TAIL BUTT PLUG, a HORSE FETISH MASKand a saddle…to look like this…so hot….if you’re weird… All this to say, all the yelling at her by the crowds, makes it feel like we’re at a genuine cattle auction, making the whole thing that much more believable… Is this actually what red carpets are all about, holy shit they are an irritating waste of fucking time, why do we care about these idiots again? Oh right, cuz we want to fuck them since the entertainment industry tells us we do…crazy…

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