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We first heard about this story last night. But we waited to make it public, assuming it was a belated April Fool’s joke. We’re still waiting… no? Really?!? Sigh . In Australia to serve as a mobile phone ambassador for Motorola (we’re not making that up ), Kim Kardashian said she and her siblings will soon pen a book. About relationships. “My sisters and I are writing a book,” she said, without a hint of irony. “It’s going to [have] lots of fun tips and stories and everything about relationships; it’s a little bit more of an in-depth look into our lives, even though people think that they’ve probably seen everything.” We don’t think it, Kim. Ray J made sure we did see absolutely everything. Newly single, Kim said she’ll “certainly be looking” for a boyfriend Down Under due to those “hot Aussie accents.” This would make Cristiano Ronaldo very upset. But back to the ridiculous book. Would you take advice from Kim, Khloe or Kourtney about relationships? A brief primer on their dating history: Kim made a sex tape with an aspiring hip hop singer who went on to contract many STDs from desperate reality stars anchor a VH1 show. Khloe married Lamar Odom after one-month of dating because the wedding would make for a quality episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians . Kourtney dated a certified douchebag for two years, and then had his baby because it gave viewers a reason to watch her crappy E! series. Man. Who would have thought that Jennifer Lovw Hewitt’s The Day I Shot Cupid: Hello, My Name Is Jennifer Love Hewitt and I’m a Love-aholic would be the most appealing dating book on the market?!?

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