Who better to be courted by 25 of America's most eligible men than a lady who doesn't wear her heart on her sleeve? Let's imagine what The Bachelorette would look like if none other than Kourtney Kardashian was this summer's prize … 1. If You’re Terrible, You Go There’s no hidden message in that statement. You don’t get a rose. You get a limo ride home with a free cry. 2. Being Courted Can Get Awkward There’s no beating around the bush, here. 3. Words Shall Not Be Minced It doesn’t matter how far you make it on ‘The Bachelorette.’ She will cut a bitch. 4. Filming Starts When She’s Up From Her Nap The bachelorette is here, and she’s going to take a nap. 5. An Ivy League Education is Fine But, what the HELL are you doing on this show? 6. Don’t Bring Up Ex-Girlfriends She’ll just send them to whore island. View Slideshow
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