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It’s not uncommon for celebrities to trademark certain words and phrases that are commonly associated with their brand, but no one has ever wanted to own the words that come out of your mouth quite as much as Taylor Swift. Earlier this year, Taylor trademarked the phrase “this sick beat,” so we probably owe her a dollar or something just for using it in this sentence. Now, T-Swizzle is coming for another chunk of the English language, as her team has reportedly filed for trademarks on the phrases “and I’ll write your name,” “1989,” “blank space,” “Swiftmas,” and “a girl named Girl.” A Girl Named Girl is the title of a novel that Taylor wrote when she was 15. We have to idea what the hell Swiftmas is, but yours won’t be very merry if you piss off Taylor’s legal team! As for copyrighting a year, well that’s just an act of cartoonish supervillainy that brings Taylor one step closer to global domination. So you better get those references to the fall of the Berlin Wall out of your system now, because soon enough all things 1989 will be property of Ms. Swift. The whole thing sounds insane, but we think we know what this is all about. View Slideshow: Taylor Swift Instagram Photos: This Singer Has Style! You see, 2015 was supposed to be looked back upon as The Year of Taylor Swift. Then some strange things happened. Adele broke Taylor’s sales records . Kendrick Lamar earned more Grammy nominations. Worst of all, Taylor’s sworn enemy Katy Perry was the year’s highest-earning musician . Taylor celebrated her birthday over the weekend, and there’s not a doubt in our minds that when she blew out the candles, a high-ranking member of her squad asked her what she wished for and Taylor replied, “The world, mijo,” in her best Scarface voice before picking her teeth with a machete. Okay, maybe that’s just how we like to imagine things went down.
It’s not uncommon for celebrities to trademark certain words and phrases that are commonly associated with their brand, but no one has ever wanted to own the words that come out of your mouth quite as much as Taylor Swift. Earlier this year, Taylor trademarked the phrase “this sick beat,” so we probably owe her a dollar or something just for using it in this sentence. Now, T-Swizzle is coming for another chunk of the English language, as her team has reportedly filed for trademarks on the phrases “and I’ll write your name,” “1989,” “blank space,” “Swiftmas,” and “a girl named Girl.” A Girl Named Girl is the title of a novel that Taylor wrote when she was 15. We have to idea what the hell Swiftmas is, but yours won’t be very merry if you piss off Taylor’s legal team! As for copyrighting a year, well that’s just an act of cartoonish supervillainy that brings Taylor one step closer to global domination. So you better get those references to the fall of the Berlin Wall out of your system now, because soon enough all things 1989 will be property of Ms. Swift. The whole thing sounds insane, but we think we know what this is all about. View Slideshow: Taylor Swift Instagram Photos: This Singer Has Style! You see, 2015 was supposed to be looked back upon as The Year of Taylor Swift. Then some strange things happened. Adele broke Taylor’s sales records . Kendrick Lamar earned more Grammy nominations. Worst of all, Taylor’s sworn enemy Katy Perry was the year’s highest-earning musician . Taylor celebrated her birthday over the weekend, and there’s not a doubt in our minds that when she blew out the candles, a high-ranking member of her squad asked her what she wished for and Taylor replied, “The world, mijo,” in her best Scarface voice before picking her teeth with a machete. Okay, maybe that’s just how we like to imagine things went down.
Show Creators Embrace “Homeland Is Racist” Graffiti Prank For Being Subversive Three Arabic-speaking street artists hired by the Showtime series “Homeland” to create realistic graffiti for the Season Four set instead wrote “Homeland is racist,” “Homeland is a joke” and “#blacklivesmatter” along with other subversive messages — then released a statement owning up to their prank and calling out the show for it’s inaccurate and biased depictions of the Muslim world. According to NY Daily News reports : “It was our moment to make our point by subverting the message using the show itself,” wrote Egyptian artist Heba Amin and her fellow artists Caram Kapp and Stone. “We wish we’d caught these images before they made it to air,” Alex Gansa, the creator of “Homeland,” told the Daily News in a statement about the stunt, which had former CIA officer Carrie Mathison (Claire Danes) walking past graffiti declaring that the show was racist. “However, as ‘Homeland’ always strives to be subversive in its own right and a stimulus for conversation, we can’t help but admire this act of artistic sabotage. In June, the show’s production company hired the trio for a two-day job in Berlin writing apolitical graffiti on a set depicting a Syrian refugee camp, the artists wrote. They were given images of graffiti supporting Syrian president Bashar al-Assad as a reference and told it was “OK, of course,” to write “Mohamed is the greatest” — but busy crew members failed to notice when the three artists went rogue. “In their eyes, Arabic script is merely a supplementary visual that completes the horror-fantasy of the Middle East, a poster image dehumanizing an entire region to human-less figures in black burkas and moreover, this season, to refugees,” the artists wrote. “The show has thus created a chain of causality with Arabs at its beginning and as its outcome — their own victims and executioners at the same time.” Wow, that is pretty impressive, but do you think someone may lose their job over this? Seems like some fact checker or production assistant should have been on hand to translate. Do y’all watch “Homeland”? We gotta say that it is pretty good TV — but at the same time we understand the artists point. Instagram
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Derek Luke took to Instagram on July 12 to slam his Instagram followers for leaving nasty comments regarding the race of his wife, Sophia Adella Luke #x0028;pictured at the Berlin Film Festival in 2009#x0029;. The Empire actor didn#39;t hesitate to stand up for his wife and fellow actress, Sophia #x0028;pictured at the 2012 Film Independent Spirit Awards#x0029; Still in the honeymoon phase: The pair – pictured here at the Soul Plane premiere in 2004 – have been married since 1998.
Man Gets 8-Pound Penis Through Silicone Injections Looks like the over-exaggerated enhancements aren’t just for the ladies anymore. A German man who wanted to feel better about his sexual prowess shot so many silicone injections into his schlong that he enlarged it to a size too big for most sane people. Via MailOnline : Micha Stunz, has a 9 inch-long, 3.5 inch around penis that now weighs between 7.5 – 9.5lbs, between 3 and 4.3kg, he says. ‘I can’t say exactly how much it weighs, I just know that my kitchen scale, which shows up to 6.6lb, hasn’t been enough for a while,’ he told Vice.com. Mr Stunz, 45, who lives in Berlin, said he had his penis permanently enlarged in this way, not because it makes him feel more beautiful, but because it makes him feel ‘better’. Curiously, the silicone implants provide no physical pleasure and actually make sex much more difficult for him – although it is not impossible. He cannot get a normal erection – and any increase in size is not visible due to all the silicone. But although his giant penis restricts his sex life, he says it makes him more creative in the bedroom. He told Vice journalist Frederik Busch: ‘After you reach a certain size, you can’t do certain things any more. At least not with everyone and not without some foreplay. But there are other things you can do with it. You just have to free yourself from established roles and ideas about sex and be ready to play.’ Who is ready to play with a 9 inch, 8-pound penis? Show of hands? Anyone???
