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Anna Beatriz Barros Photoshoot for DT Magazine of the Day

Here is the last standing Brazilian models we all went nuts for the last decade thanks to Victoria’s Secret kidnapping them from their lives, stripping them into their underwear and bikinis and taking pictures of them to share with all of us. I call her the last standing Brazilian model because I think on of the other ones is a man and the other is a mom, so enjoy this bitch while it lasts, and that’s all I have to say about that.

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Anna Beatriz Barros Photoshoot for DT Magazine of the Day

Kirstin Cavallari Hits the Gym of the Day

I like to laugh at Kristin Cavallari, not because she’s Kristin with an “i”, which is fucking obnoxious in and of itself, but I guess it differentiates her from all the other Kristen’s who spell their names like they’re supposed to, you know since she’s an individual or some shit, but because she had the balls to think think she was bigger and better than her MTV fake reality show and walked only to come back when the money started drying up and she realized it is all she’s good for. It’s almost like the time my favorite stripper at one of the clubs I used to frequent told me she was going to move to LA to be an actress, and my cynicism laughed in her face, in a “yeah, that’s gonna work out for you, see you next week when you get back” kinda way, and sure enough 6 months later, there she was, back on stage, only about 10 years older because the guy she had met who promised her the LA career, was actually a pimp and she spent those months on drugs and whoring herself……only to come back where she left off, substantially more damaged than she was before, all because of an insane fucking dream….only Cavallari just isn’t as hot…and probably doesn’t have as good of a stage show…. Pics via Fame

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Elsa Pataky in a One Piece Bathing Suit on Set of the Day

If you’re wondering what happened to Elsa Pataky, the Spanish chick from Snakes on a Plane, because it was such a revolutionary movie that you watched over and over again because you have nothing else to do with your time, it turns out she was fucking Adrien Brody’s nose, probably in hopes of it leading to better roles than Snake on a Plane, but they’ve broke up and now she’s walking around on set in a one-piece, which may not be naked, but is better than nothing which is probably the same rationale she had when she took that role in Snakes on a Plane, cuz I guess shit may have been better than nothing…. Pics via Fame

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