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Rihanna in Lingerie of the Day

Posted on December 1, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Good thing everyone is classy and doesn’t get naked to sell product, so that when they do get half naked, we can collectively jump up and down with our boners in our hands like a bunch of circle jerking gamers from the Sci/Fi club at the local college watching Star Trek parody porn on a Friday night because they may be losers, but at least they have each other… It’s almost boring, and that could be my fat man high estrogen / lower testosterone speaking, or maybe it’s my Rihanna is old and fat get someone else naked speaking…but I can say that out of all the starlets, she’s one who should get naked since she worked as a hooker for tourists in Barbados before she got famous, it’s how she got famous…I have insiders in Barbados who told me. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rihanna in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lauren Bonner Naked Photos for No Reason of the Day

Posted on November 28, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Lauren Bonner…great name…that I am sure she was never teased about having….because a nude model producing content for dudes to jerk off their boners while named bonner seems so fitting – especially in a dyslexic and illiterate america where 48% of men sexting call their boner their bonner – because that’s the American School system… This Bonner not Boner looks good enough, to give a boner…if you’re a pervert and any chcik willing to get naked is a fetish of yours because it’s easy, and you’re a not get off your couch, not even to take a shit, and now you have hemorrhoids kind of guy. The post Lauren Bonner Naked Photos for No Reason of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ronda Rousey Pussy for ESPN of the Day

Posted on June 30, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am going to assume that this isn’t Ronda Rousey’s pussy..because this is ESPN, they don’t show pussy, that would be porn, unless of course they are just trying to clickbait to get as much traction as they can now that they are apparently going bankrupt…. I don’t want to believe that I have now seen Ronda Rousey’s cunt or that she has a cunt…I prefer thinking of her as a man…who pretends to be a woman in her UFC fights because it is good for business…and because she’s thick and a fighter and built like a man or at least a woman who can kill most men…erotic to some, mainly closet cases who were happy women were introduced to the UFC to justify their boners… This is weird, but better than trying to jerk off to McGregor…that GINGER… I don’t know, I am sure I could be into this if I tried hard enough now that I know she’s legit got a vag…and that’s all I have to say about that. Either way, this is a pretty fucking bold move for her….I like these kinds of bold moves… The post Ronda Rousey Pussy for ESPN of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ronda Rousey Pussy for ESPN of the Day

Posted on June 30, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Lauren Bonner Naked of the Day

Posted on June 7, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Lauren Bonner…great name…that I am sure she was never teased about having….because a nude model producing content for dudes to jerk off their boners while named bonner seems so fitting – especially in a dyslexic and illiterate america where 48% of men sexting call their boner their bonner – because that’s the American School system… This Bonner not Boner looks good enough, is barely relevant on social media, produces smut, like she self traffics herself…and probably does…her own pimp…and she’s in nude shoots for attention – works for me…Free Nudes! Yay Feminism. The post Lauren Bonner Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cindy Crawford Not Photoshopped of the Day

Posted on February 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Well, these are supposed to be Cindy Crawford not photoshopped that some asshole leaked to embarrass her husband, the Gerber Baby, and herself, who should theoretically not be modeling under this disgusting to look at conditions, or she could always just accept being 100 years old, the hottest thing at one point in time who made a lot of fucking money and own that shit, so people don’t fucking expect the unexpected, like she is some kind of miracle sent from heaven, when really she’s just a fucking lie… The only interesting thing in all this is all the loose skin, it’s like a make-you-own-vagina project for anyone who gets their boners that close to her… The post Cindy Crawford Not Photoshopped of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton in Sports Illustrated, This Time with Nipples [VIDEO, PICS]

Posted on February 12, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bombastically bosomed babe Kate Upton reached new heights of popularity last year after being chosen covergirl for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue . So powerful was the desire, so mighty the boners, that she has been brought back again in 2013 along with her TITanic twosome. Better yet, this year includes a shot of Kate with only body paint covering her volcanically voluptuous top half. Take a peek after the jump!

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Kelly Kelly Behind the Scenes Half Naked Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on August 17, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Kelly is a wrestler who is hired to make wrestling, one of the most homo things to watch on TV, far less homo, cuz lets face it, if you throw a bitch like this into the wring, half naked and grinding, it makes homophobic rednecks who watch the shit happy, cuz it allows them to justify the boners they got watching the man on man wrestling before her match…you see cuz there is nothing straight about watching dudes play fight….it’s some fetish shit that I think they have event from at every gay pride in the world….I mean until throwing a bitch like this in the mix….it straightens it out…in theory….