Kim Kardashian dressed up North West and Saint West as Princess Jasmine and Aladdin from the Disney classic for Halloween, and she broke out her old Jasmine costume, too.
It’s a good thing Dove Cameron is legal now, because otherwise, I have a feeling someone was definitely getting in trouble for this latest photoshoot from the Disney Channel star/super-cutie. And actually, I still might. According to these baristas, if I don’t put my pants back on and leave this Starbucks, they’re going to have to call the police. Prudes. Anyway, you guys go ahead and enjoy these pictures while I start booking it from the cops. » view all 24 photos
I wasn’t on the Good Morning America set, listening to Emily Ratajkowski discussing her career, her fame, and her upcoming shit movie, we hope is her last… But I assume she’s saying something like … “And then I pulled out my fake tits, that look like real tits, but that are fake tits, just good fakes, and the photographer said, I’m friends with Robin Thicke, he needs tits for a new video, so I pulled out my tits, and they filmed me, and I went viral, and it confused the industry into thinking I had talent, and I got a meeting with Ben Affleck who fucked me like I was the nanny, and now this, Good Monring America, I’ve made it”… But probably less words…because that’s giving her too much credit..it was proabbly more like.. “Hi, do you want me to pull out my tits, no no let me pull out my tits, that’s my move”…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE GMA PICS CLICK HERE She’s also in Grazia because the movie company has marketing budget… She’s also in Harper’s because the movie company has marketing budget…where she was photoshopped…hard… Proving acting is a solid scam… The post The Tits from Blurred Lines Discussing Her Fame of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sarah Hyland is the creepy 12 year old looking 25 year old from Modern Family…a successful show…where she plays the girl I assume most dudes watching the show want to fuck…while Sofia Vergara fucks herself in the corner…because of her tits….because dudes love young looking girls…they are perverts… Vanessa Hudgens is the pudgy, hairy little monkey from HighSchool Musical, who I assume some people wanted to fuck, because they like hairy little monkeys when they are from the disney channel…it fuels their perversion… Together, they are with some dude….who may be a chick…in what could be a drug ridden orgy, as the kids these days do..especially rich and famous ones who have seen some shit, .even though these aren’t kids, but they were robbed of their youth and fed hormone suppressants to play kids on TV and get their parents PAID! The post Sarah Hyland and Vanessa Hudgens int he Most Important Bikini Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Miley Cyrus posted this picture on Instagram. If I posted that picture on Instagram, I would have my profile deleted, but then again, I am not Miley Cyrus, and being Miley Cyrus means good for traffic as all the tweens and perverts alike go nuts…and what I guess is a semi wholesome if it was in porn pose, you know the pre-pornographic part of porn, setting the mood shot….meaning it’s not a big deal if anyone does this, if anything I encourage it. It is just when it comes from pop tart you know is intentionally doing this to be shocking and break free from the Disney version of herself, thanks to a team of experts coaching her, it makes it very weird…but not weird enough for me to be all about this behavior…because I am all about this behavior…the only thing sad about this is that she’s not selling her unwashed concert panties like a real porno hooker would… It’s hot in an even though she’s not kind of way…
Kelly Kelly is a wrestler who is hired to make wrestling, one of the most homo things to watch on TV, far less homo, cuz lets face it, if you throw a bitch like this into the wring, half naked and grinding, it makes homophobic rednecks who watch the shit happy, cuz it allows them to justify the boners they got watching the man on man wrestling before her match…you see cuz there is nothing straight about watching dudes play fight….it’s some fetish shit that I think they have event from at every gay pride in the world….I mean until throwing a bitch like this in the mix….it straightens it out…in theory….
Emily Ratajkowski is a hotty. I HAVE POSTED HER NUDE PICS BEFORE CUZ I LOVE HER I followed her on instagram…only to be ignored by her on instagram…. I would write her love letters on instagram about holding hands while looking into each other’s eye, singing each other love songs, crying because she was crying, dreaming about her, and all the other silly things I say that most girls respond to cuz I like making them feel like disney movies….before being deleted by instagram… She’s amazing….at least from this angle…
Stella Hudgens is the Hudgens lost in the shadow of her Disney performing sister’s bush she put out on the internet when trying to rebrand and break free from the Disney stigma, before thinking she should probably shave, unless her troll ass did shave earlier that day, but in being a troll, shit grows back thick as fuck an hour later, and who really cares, cuz there’s a new generaton of Hudgens, ready to slut out harder and better to make a name for herself, because no one likes being a second rate Vanessa Hudgens…..especially not her teen sister…and that’s why she’s posting these awesome pics to twitter…getting famous bro….