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Kylie Jenner’s Nipple Ring with Dog of the Day

Kylie Jenner is so groomed in this industry…which is less of an industry, since they don’t actually work, but more of a marketing machine for other industries, all because of a sex tape that turned into a reality show…Thanks Ryan Seacrest… That she knows how to show the world her nipple ring…without actually using a neon sign pointed at her nipple saying “I have a nipple ring that I like older men to suck on, like hungry babies trying to feed, only instead of milk, all he’s sucking out of that tit is relevance”… She was 17 a week or two ago, your kids follow her on social media, millions and million of people…and she knows how to discreetly be slutty, because after he sister was blatantly slutty, they’ve figured out the system through trial and error…and here she is now…after trial and error…capable of such amazing things, yet she chooses to do this… Good thing I like 18 year old nipple rings… The post Kylie Jenner’s Nipple Ring with Dog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kaley Cuoco’s Tan Lines and Butt Shot of the Day

Kaley Cuoco rockin’ a tan line for Shape Magazine in a behind the scenes photo that doesn’t matter, unless you’re into tan lines..which apparently people are…because I’ve know strippers, so many strippers, through many decades of my life, so that I’ve got a good sense of what they think looks hot enough under the black lights to land a lap dance, and the one constant, other than herpes and the dream a prince charming will come in and save them is tan lines…I guess because it’s like naked but with underwear…without underwear getting in the way…to really accentuate the genital region..with a “I hang out at the beach because I am healthy”…despite it being a “I hang out in a tanning bed in underwear because the place I go is sketchy and I’d hate to put my bare ass on it, which is saying a lot because i’m a stripper and I put my bare ass on everything for 10 dollars a song”… Only unlike a stripper, Kaley Cuoco is a huge, definitely overrated, but cast on the right show, TV star making 100s of millions of dollars, something that is pretty nuts, until she brings the down to earth, look “I’m just like you” sexts and weird squats, in a not taking herself too seriously, because she doesn’t have to, she’s rich…kind of way.. The post Kaley Cuoco’s Tan Lines and Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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