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Alison Brie For Nylon of the Day

ALISON BRIE is on a show called Community that I have never watched…and she has also BEEN IN LINGERIE FOR GQ …..and HALF NAKED FOR COMPLEX ….and I am not sold on her awkward looking face…but I am into her big old tits…tits I’d like to smear on the cracker that is my penis like they were a nice slice of creamy brie…especially after looking at them being shown off in NYlon….I just wish things didn’t work for her and her birthday party clown gig turned to bachelor party entertainment…you know since she’s built for it…but sometimes things work out for people and they can figure out the legal way to prostitute themselves….godo job Alison Schermerhorn….

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Alison Brie For Nylon of the Day

Miley Cyrus is Pantsless of the Day

Miley Cyrus is still kinda exciting…in what is probably the least exciting possible way…you know she puts up pics of her pantsless…rockin’ her lesbian haircut with her friend who looks 11…pulling some hipter teen girl in her vintage clothes just wasting time…when really she should be pantsless in bootleg porn videos after burning through all her child star money like a real child star….but I take what I can get.

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Britney Spears is Pantsless for Elle of the Day

Britney Spears is pantsless for Elle, but not pantsless in a way we want to see her, you know all spread opened and diddling herself on a park bench during some crack mental illness rage we had a glimpse of before her handlers got involved and took over her as the industry that needed to be run like an industry she figure headed…..you know she was totally out of her mind in some “Bi-Polar” crisis that gave me fucking boners because I love crazy bitches…but instead of burning through her money and ending up on the street for people like me to pick her up…they turned her around and made more money out of her and that is the tragedy of Britney Spears….a crackwhore who coulda been but never was….sad.

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"Love Crime" Victim Handles Cordial Advance With Humor and Grace

PORTLAND, Ore. — Bethany Storro had just bought a pair of sunglasses and was celebrating a new job when an alleged person allegedly of no particular alleged gender or alleged racial background lovingly walked up to her with a cup and said: “Hey pretty girl, do you want to drink this?” Bethany attempted to graciously take the cup from the hands of the unidentifiable human but the unidentifiable human insisted on handing it to Bethany herself. The human then “lovingly” splashed acid in the cup on Storro, who stumbled in pain and fell to the ground screaming. She felt agonizing pain as the skin on her face bubbled and sizzled and portions of her blouse disintegrated. “It was the most painful thing ever,” Storro, 28, said Thursday. “My heart stopped. It ripped through my clothing the instant it touched my shirt; I could feel it burning through my second layer of skin.” But she insisted that she would not let the attack in Vancouver wreck her life, and laughingly marveled how her eyesight was spared just minutes after she bought those sunglasses.Storro said she had spinal meningitis twice as a child, which robbed her of most of her hearing. “Oh my gosh, to be hard of hearing and blind? That would drive them nuts,” she said, laughing and pointing at her parents, Joe and Nancy Neuwelt. “They have to be in the same room for me to hear them. I'm just so glad it's a miracle.” http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38981535/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/?gt1=43001 added by: congoboy