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Em Rat Cow Rubbing Her Pussy on her Boyfriend’s Head of the Day

Rat Cow does anything she can for a little attention. She is level zero in talent, she’s got nothing to offer and her face is fucking mangled and weird. The only redeeming thing about her is her huge fake tits on her skinny frame, which I guess she’s well aware of because she’s made her career being what the UK has been doing for decades – TITTY GLAMOUR MODELS….only Rat Cow’s not that Glamour…. I don’t hate her for doing what she does, she’s making money and doesn’t need to work, I just hate that people buy into her and think she’s this amazing thing…oh right…no one does that…they just see her tits and her instagram following and follow her and give her work because I guess that’s all we really need in this world of iphone pics making slutty girls millions. I know she’s probably on the outs, but she’s still whoring and that is something we should all support….you know the bootleg model, bootleg actress, bootleg porn chick, bootleg instagram personality combined…makes this… The post Em Rat Cow Rubbing Her Pussy on her Boyfriend’s Head of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian by Ellen Von Unwerth for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Kim Kardashian did VOGUE…topless because VOUGE is a respectful fashion site and not some bootleg porn magazine that features topless porn chicks….well into their 30s…while fat and moms…and not actively releasing hardcore porn, but while maintaining the same morals and values of a porn chick, because they’ll whore themselves anyway they can… If you don’t care about this and you shouldn’t because she’s garbage: Then here’s a youtuber imitating Kim Kardashian The post Kim Kardashian by Ellen Von Unwerth for Vogue Brazil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Tisdale Sticking Tongue Out of the Day

Ugly Face Tisdale is not hiding behind sunglasses, a mask, her hand, or the tools she usually uses to try to divert people’s attention from her below average, even awkward looks….this times he’s hiding behind pixelation…thanks to Instagram filters that make event he most rank girl look like she’s cast in the pages of an erotic magazine from the 70s….and really I prefer seeing less of her tongue and more of her hard work out body…because lets face it…even pixelation can’t save this face but as the girls around her get older and fatter…her body will carry her…and you know what…I am okay with that cuz hot bodies with hag faces are more fun to fuck than hot faces on haggard bodies….so keep up the good work…now put that tongue where it matters….on my asshole…you tease.

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Ashley Tisdale Sticking Tongue Out of the Day

Alison Brie For Nylon of the Day

ALISON BRIE is on a show called Community that I have never watched…and she has also BEEN IN LINGERIE FOR GQ …..and HALF NAKED FOR COMPLEX ….and I am not sold on her awkward looking face…but I am into her big old tits…tits I’d like to smear on the cracker that is my penis like they were a nice slice of creamy brie…especially after looking at them being shown off in NYlon….I just wish things didn’t work for her and her birthday party clown gig turned to bachelor party entertainment…you know since she’s built for it…but sometimes things work out for people and they can figure out the legal way to prostitute themselves….godo job Alison Schermerhorn….

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Alison Brie For Nylon of the Day

Miley Cyrus is Pantsless of the Day

Miley Cyrus is still kinda exciting…in what is probably the least exciting possible way…you know she puts up pics of her pantsless…rockin’ her lesbian haircut with her friend who looks 11…pulling some hipter teen girl in her vintage clothes just wasting time…when really she should be pantsless in bootleg porn videos after burning through all her child star money like a real child star….but I take what I can get.

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Katy Perry Military Lesbian for GQ Germany of the Day

Katy Perry is dressed as a militant lesbian for GQ Germany, because based on my experience with Germans and my knowledge of Germans, cold, hard faced, miliant lesbians is kinda their thing, you know when they aren’t shitting in each other’s mouths in bootleg porn, or covering up a genocide scandal that hit back in the 30s and 40s when they let a criminal mastermind run their country…. I generally don’t like lesbians, but only cuz they hate me for having a penis…..seriously they always look at me funny, like that they want to turn me into a woman, but maybe that’s cuz I turn them on so much it fucks with all they have worked so hard to suppress….but more importantly, I hate Katy Perry, cuz she’s a fucking lie of a human….talentless, ugly and thanks to GQ Germany, pantsless….unfortunately. Here are the pics…

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