Bella Thorne is the 40 year old pretending to be 17 before turning 18…..like she was Courtney Stodden or other girls who were clearly older than they said they were….pretending to be under 18…dressing slutty…getting dudes excited….since that’s what the American male is into…since it is illegal and bad…which I guess increases the speed of orgasm, something I can’t relate to since 16 is legal here and I never fuck with that…or capitalize on that… I guess what I’m saying is that I’m wholesome, and here’s Bella Thorne, the it girl who has to be lying about her age…doing a little booty pop…all redheaded and cute…which is good enough for me to post… Here she is for instagram Here is some more red dress To See The Rest Of The Pics CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Pushing Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is @Justinenikolaiev I don’t know much about her, but I know I love her because sometimes falling in love at first sight is a better strategy than getting to know someone only to realize they are nothing you could ever deal with…not that this amazing girl could ever be anything I couldn’t deal with…she’s perfect… Maybe I am just feeling romantic because she’s from Paris…the city of terrorist attacks..and/or love…and this is love… Photos By: @Thomaslavellephotography and they are fucking hot.. The post Justine Nikolaiev is the Future of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is @Justinenikolaiev I don’t know much about her, but I know I love her because sometimes falling in love at first sight is a better strategy than getting to know someone only to realize they are nothing you could ever deal with…not that this amazing girl could ever be anything I couldn’t deal with…she’s perfect… Maybe I am just feeling romantic because she’s from Paris…the city of terrorist attacks..and/or love…and this is love… Photos By: @Thomaslavellephotography and they are fucking hot.. The post Justine Nikolaiev is the Future of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsay Lohan is everything. If there was a god…she would be Lindsay Lohan… I have always had a soft spot in my cold dead heart for Lindsay Lohan…I always felt bad for her being raped and exploited by her asshole parents, who were into more cocaine than her, leading to her falling the fuck apart, as most kids who don’t have good parents do…leaving her in a huge fucking pile of shit she couldn’t crawl out of… But I’ve always believed in her and her ability to excite me made me convinced she would win…I believed that if she didn’t fully self destruct, and die, you know from not eating and drugs being shoved down her throat by other idiots who were bringing her down with them….that there would be a comeback, there would be an Oscar, there would be a second coming of Lohan…and in the process maybe I’d be cumming to… I would go so far as to say that she’s the reason for this site…but maybe not…but I did used to leave her silly voicemails and I did used to text back and forth with her before we met and she didn’t want to fuck me…but she did dance then cry about some bullshit for me…in her hotel room…in what was the greatest night I barely remember thanks to being drunk… These pictures are amazing..by Ellen Von Unwerth….who is Amazing… The post All Of the Lindsay Lohan Ellen Von Unwerth No Tofu Pictures of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsay Lohan is everything. If there was a god…she would be Lindsay Lohan… I have always had a soft spot in my cold dead heart for Lindsay Lohan…I always felt bad for her being raped and exploited by her asshole parents, who were into more cocaine than her, leading to her falling the fuck apart, as most kids who don’t have good parents do…leaving her in a huge fucking pile of shit she couldn’t crawl out of… But I’ve always believed in her and her ability to excite me made me convinced she would win…I believed that if she didn’t fully self destruct, and die, you know from not eating and drugs being shoved down her throat by other idiots who were bringing her down with them….that there would be a comeback, there would be an Oscar, there would be a second coming of Lohan…and in the process maybe I’d be cumming to… I would go so far as to say that she’s the reason for this site…but maybe not…but I did used to leave her silly voicemails and I did used to text back and forth with her before we met and she didn’t want to fuck me…but she did dance then cry about some bullshit for me…in her hotel room…in what was the greatest night I barely remember thanks to being drunk… These pictures are amazing..by Ellen Von Unwerth….who is Amazing… The post All Of the Lindsay Lohan Ellen Von Unwerth No Tofu Pictures of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Student Beating Two Year Old Driving Motorbike Car Recovery Fail How to Run a Roundabout 11 Year Old Shot After Attacking Israeli Security Guard… Another Palestinian Attacks Soldier – Gets Shot Slippery Roads Church Worker Stealing.. Brazilian Prison Torture – Pepper Ass Deer VS Dollar Store The post Weirdo Church Video for the Red Cups and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Memorieslab has partnered with one of the best fashion and erotic photographer named Ellen von Unwerth for an online photo exhibition titled “BlackOut”…featuring actual models Kasia Struss and Maaike, ridiculius named, but topless… I appreciate these pictures, because there’s a little production, concept, talent, story behind them…I like that actual models are being used in the photoshoot…because I am fed up with all this flimsy, pointless, photoshoot for the sake of photoshoot, model for the sake of getting attention and a dream of being a model…it’s lowered the quality of photoshoots, of naked girls, and have saturated the market, produced so much of the same, and is all easy to fake with current technology… I hate that no budget, no “wtf?”…no comedy…go into this “girl in bed or shower naked”…even though she’s not an actual model and works at the local starbucks…all for instagram… I have pretty much thrown in the towel on photos, photoshoots, instagram, all that shit..it’s so played out…but when a real photographer, a celebrated photographer, a talented photographer gets some girls topless in a cool fucking setting…because she’s actually good at photos…I remember…that I can’t let all the poser, try hard, I still don’t mind seeing every girl in the world naked for free, motherfuckers…ruin something I used to love so much I’d jerk off to… This is what they wrote about the exhibit…I guess fill it up with nonsense words and bullshit artist statements because the world is pretentious…and this really makes it feel like art…like these instagram photographers who print magazines once a year to pretend they are a legit magazine…all to get girls naked… Carefully chosen by the photographer, the two models, Kasia Struss and Maaike Klaasen, endure a blackout in the middle of the Californian desert. A dramatic and post-apocalyptic adventure with nothing around but an abandoned gas station and blinding heat. As a pioneer of a pictorial language that sublimates feminity, Ellen von Unwerth, pushes her boundaries once again by adding a layer of indisputable trauma to her heroines in the theme of memories, and a result of their loss. Here are the 30 images that are up for sale and signed by the photographer at: MEMORIESLAB The post Kasia Struss and Maaike Klaasen by Ellen Von Unwerth for BlackOut Exhibit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Courtney A Stodden (@courtneyastodden) on May 26, 2015 at 3:18pm PDT Courtney Stodden is a magical creature…and I am not just saying that because she released a SEX TAPE …..I am saying it because her tits are so ridiculous…I mean her a href=”http://drunkenstepfather.com/2015/05/14/courtney-stodden-sex-tape-clip-day” target=”_blank”> SEX TAPE is hardly anything to celebrate, it happened a year too late, and should have been happened when she was all over the tabloids for being an underage model wife, when really she was just some hooker pretending to be underage…not to mention…there’s no sex in the a href=”http://drunkenstepfather.com/2015/05/14/courtney-stodden-sex-tape-clip-day” target=”_blank”> SEX TAPE …. But she does have silly tits, and silly tits are fun to look at and play with, even if they are comical in size…busting at the seam….even if you get to see them when it is far too late to care…in this no attention span world we live in… That said: BUY HER SEX TAPE HERE The post Courtney Stodden’s Big Tits Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kim Kardashian did VOGUE…topless because VOUGE is a respectful fashion site and not some bootleg porn magazine that features topless porn chicks….well into their 30s…while fat and moms…and not actively releasing hardcore porn, but while maintaining the same morals and values of a porn chick, because they’ll whore themselves anyway they can… If you don’t care about this and you shouldn’t because she’s garbage: Then here’s a youtuber imitating Kim Kardashian The post Kim Kardashian by Ellen Von Unwerth for Vogue Brazil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Johnny Depp’s ex baby momma from France, who like most french girls probably has anal on the first date, that is not really a date, but rather the first encounter, of the good kind, is out there modelling like she wasn’t a mom of 2 in her 40s, because that’s what divorce, even when not married does to a bitch, it makes her step up and re-start where she left off all those years ago, whether it is through fitness, plastic surgery, or just banging all the dudes that come her way, because thanks to being who she is, she’s top echelon socially, and equipped to bang all the rich and famous, especially when wearing her leather pants in magazines… Now I don’t love cougars, but when they look like they are still in their 20s, while their souls are not, I can totally fuck with the idea of them… Here are some of those fashion pics…