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The Ass Leonarodo May Fuck / Toni Garrn in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Toni Garrn and part of her PR hustle being a Victoria’s Secret model is going through initiation with Leonardo, on his yacht, where he probably doesn’t really talk to her, but knows it is for the benefit of a company he must have invested in early on. It just doesn’t make sense that girls who run in the same circles and work in the same place bang the same dudes. That only happens in escort agencies and brothels… So unless the cast and crew of Victoria’s Secret are actually hookers…there is no rhyme or reason as to why she’s involved in this…but maybe that’s why she looks so miserable…although that could just be because she’s german and that’s how germans do…they are too pragmatic for happiness…unless they are participating in world domination… Here’s her model ass…pretending Leo isn’t gay.

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The Ass Leonarodo May Fuck / Toni Garrn in a Bikini of the Day

Kelly Brook in a One Piece Dancing to Blurred Lines of the Day

Kelly Brook posted this to Instagram 4 or 5 days ago and no one really cared because no one really cares about Kelly Brook. I can assume that this video was shot over a year ago when this horrible song was first put into the world to brainwash us and make us want to shoot ourselves in the ear to not hear it ever again… Even the most retarded pop culture retard must hate this song by now…it’s been so overplayed…the only person who should still be dancing to this is EMILY RAT-COW…because it was the only thing she’s done that has mattered to date…and will likely be the only thing she ever does ever…she’s that level of talent… Yet she’s dancing to it…and not screaming…all while looking 20 pounds lighter than she looked last week…making me thing it’s months old….but its’ still some UK Glamour Model living the dream in America…doing American things…with her big tits America doesn’t love, but that the UK made famous enough to bring her here…and the whole thing isn’t that magical…but tits are worth looking’ at always…so here they are. TO SEE PICS OF FATTER KELLY BROOK PUMPING GAS CLICK HERE

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Joanna Krupa’s Attention Seeking Dress of the Day

The only Grammy party I was invited to, seems to be the only one that really mattered, not because the most A-Listers were there, but because Joanna Krupa was there, something the average person wouldn’t really care about, and something one of her pervert fans from the 90s when she was really hot, would think happened a decade too late, but something her amazing attention seeking dress tells me nothing else in the world matters.. The party was put on by my good friends over at OK MAGAZINE …who do celebrity gossip and celebrity bikini pictures better than most…even though I hate celebrities and everything about them…even though I have a site based on celebrities…which I know makes no sense, but this isn’t about me, or the reasons I do what I do, or don’t do things I should do, like go to these parties to stare at this amazingness…focus on what’s important here…this motherfuckin’ dress yo…. BONUS THAT ISN’T REALLY A BONUS Backdoor Anal Squirt Whore Farrah Abraham Was There Too and No One Cared Because She Wasn’t Getting Backdoored and she wasn’t Squiting

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Kirsten Dunst Brought Her Teeth Out of Hiding of the Day

It looks like Kirsten Dunst decided to make an appearance. I can’t tell if she bothered taking a shower since that’s not really her style, because I am struggling to remember who she is.

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Kirsten Dunst Brought Her Teeth Out of Hiding of the Day

Fergie’s Dumpy Ass and Rihanna’s Shitty See Through for the NRJ Awards of the Day

The NRJ Awards happened this past weekend and nobody cared because no one has ever heard of the NRJ Awards. They are some French bullshit and they managed to recruit Rihanna and Fergie to the event…who I guess thought they had to dress sexy because they were in fashionable France…I don’t know whether they actually won an award at the event, both it is safe to say both definitely won for being washed up sluts the public finally realizes were never hot now that the media has stopped raping us up the ass with their bullshit images trying to hang on as hard as they can….I seriously can’t figure out what happend to Fergie’s face but I think it’s safe to say “Burn victim”….. Here’s Rihanna doin the doily…..I can only assume her mother in Barbados made this out of shit she stole from the hotel she worked at…

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