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Dora Madison Burge Striptease of the Day

I don’t know who Dora Madison Burge is, but she seems to be on all kinds of TV shows and movies, but more interestingly, and probably more relevantly she gets naked on instagram, which is where you need to get naked to know you exist, because if you go without getting a notification on your phone for more than 30 seconds you might as well be dead…especially when you’re out there showing off your nakedness, giving it to the people for free, or for attention, which I guess is a currency when you’re empty on the inside!!! A key ingredient in the recipe that makes nudes! This is her self produced content…probably more important than her actual work…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dora Madison Burge Striptease of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Joanna Krupa’s Attention Seeking Dress of the Day

The only Grammy party I was invited to, seems to be the only one that really mattered, not because the most A-Listers were there, but because Joanna Krupa was there, something the average person wouldn’t really care about, and something one of her pervert fans from the 90s when she was really hot, would think happened a decade too late, but something her amazing attention seeking dress tells me nothing else in the world matters.. The party was put on by my good friends over at OK MAGAZINE …who do celebrity gossip and celebrity bikini pictures better than most…even though I hate celebrities and everything about them…even though I have a site based on celebrities…which I know makes no sense, but this isn’t about me, or the reasons I do what I do, or don’t do things I should do, like go to these parties to stare at this amazingness…focus on what’s important here…this motherfuckin’ dress yo…. BONUS THAT ISN’T REALLY A BONUS Backdoor Anal Squirt Whore Farrah Abraham Was There Too and No One Cared Because She Wasn’t Getting Backdoored and she wasn’t Squiting

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Ireland Baldwin’s in her Bra on Instagram of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is clearly an attention seeker who has been trying to establish herself as a model or actor or who the fuck knows…but we do know she’s trying to break free from her Parent’s shadow..that’s why she hustles her twitter and instagram hard…but in using twitter and instagram…these girls can’t figure out why other girls have all the followers before realizing…it’s all because of the butt shots…like Jenn Selter’s dad isn’t huge star Alec Baldwin…and her mom isn’t Kim Basigner…so why the fuck does she have 2 million followers, while this entitled twat doesn’t…it’s cuz she strategically whores herself out…and I guess that’s what Ireland Baldwin is realizing that she has to do and that’s get in a bra, now that she’s 18…it’s time….to get in a bra and pretend you are showing off your hair cut…

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Izabel Goulart’s Workout Pic of the Day

I don’t know when my love for skinny girls, I’m talking emaciated half dead, weak and unable to say no or run from my predator instincts, all eating a stick of gum and diet coke for their daily calorie intake, turned into being into healthy and fit girls who don’t do drugs, or smoke, or eat processed food…but it happened…. It probably has something to do with Anorexic chicks not getting their periods and thus not being fertile enough to be considered women despite the vagina hanging out their weak body…and Izabel Goulart, ex Victoria’s Secret model, rocks her fitness game on instagram hard, making following her and jerking off to her pics a little easier and worth doing…here she is in Today’s fitness.

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Rihanna in Some Staged Bikini Pics of the Day

I saw Rihanna post these pictures to Intagram, cuz Instagram has become my new social life, it is where I flirt with hot girls all fucking day and every once in a while one will repsond, making me feel like I’ve made it, before remember I have to fuck my fat wife cuz it was afternoon and that is her day to get herself off all covered in chicken grease and whatever else her pig self got into that day and didn’t wash off her cuz she’s a fucking pig…..but at least the internet brings some fantasy back like this was a chat room and you didn’t know the 18 year old virgin you were jerking off with was a 50 year old lonely man…. Either way, Rihanna works her instagram hard, I guess she likes all the attention, because if I was famous at her level, the extent of my posting pics to anything for the public would be dick pics saying “who cares that it’s small, I’ve made it”….and instagram would just end up banning me….you know cuz unlike Rihanna, I wouldn’t pussyfoot around the smut I produce, I would jsut bring it… What it comes down to is really how long it took her to get these in this pose….and how many filters did they run it through…cuz I’m sure Rihanna doesn’t actually look like this in a bikini….but I’ll go along with it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FROM THE PAPARAZZI FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rihanna in Some Staged Bikini Pics of the Day