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How About Some Shailene Woodley Spiderman Nerd Shit for the Virgins of the Day

Shailene Woodley, the new Mary Jane…because Kirsten Dunst is better suited to play a drunk 40 year old meth addict…because she is a drunk 40 year old meth addict…..is on set….walking to the diner where her character works….while filming the Amazing Spider-man 2 in New York….and that shit must make you virgin loser fan boy comic book weirdos go fucking nuts…like you must have climaxed all over your pants before you made it to the bathroom to whack off…cuz you mom hates when you do that in the living room while bushing her hair…you fucking weirdo….cuz all things comic books fuck with your orgasm threshold…you weirdo.. Shailene Woodley is not all that hot…but she is 21, so by default she’s a babe…. She’s from a show called The Secret Life of an American Teenager….which happens to be the ONLY show on TV that has given me a shout out in the last 5 years….I mean other than the occasional stolen joke…. Here are a few things I could find of her….to kinda hype her up a little and give you something a little better to jerk off to than her walkin around set….you fucking weirdos…I am just trying to make you feel a little more normal…. Here she is in a bikini for The Decendents (the movie not the band) Here she is in some magazine shot by Drew Barrymore….missin’ the mark….but pics none the less….

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/IMG_5729.flv

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How About Some Shailene Woodley Spiderman Nerd Shit for the Virgins of the Day

Christina Hendricks to Play a Fetish Worker Because Ryan Gosling Asked So Nicely [PIC]

It’s no secret that ladies love Ryan Gosling , but now guys have a reason to like the Blue Valentine (2010) star, too. Gosling is re-teaming with his Drive (2011) co-star Christina Hendricks for his directorial debut, the “modern fairy tale neo-noir” How to Catch a Monster . Gosling apparently charmed Hendricks into accepting a starring role in the film by sending her the script in a ” cool box with an interesting little key, and cool artwork in it ,” as she explained to Vulture at TIFF this weekend. But that’s not the SKINteresting part of the story– when pressed to explain more about the ” very surreal club ” where her character works in the film, Hendricks hesitated, then finally admitted that it was a ” fetish club .” She refused to reveal any further details, but we kind of prefer it that way. Will she be popping balloons? Dressed in latex? Getting her toes licked? Wielding a bull whip? No matter what, she’s going to make a select group of people very happy–just hope that it’s your paraphilia she’s referring to. Let your imagination go wild with pics and clips of Christina Hendricks right here at MrSkin.com!

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Christina Hendricks to Play a Fetish Worker Because Ryan Gosling Asked So Nicely [PIC]