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Victoria Silvstedt Good Time Bikini Pictures

I’ve got to say that this Victoria Silvstedt hottie sure seems like she’s a lot of fun. All she does is hang out in very small, very European bikini all day, horsing around on jet-skis and sunning her tight big breasted body on some rich old dude’s fancy yacht. Where do I sign up. This is the kind of job I’ve been looking for my whole life. I don’t know what she has to do behind closed doors to maintain this type of lifestyle, but we can negotiate.

Victoria Silvstedt Gold Diggin’ Bikini Pictures

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, this Victoria Silvstedt hottie is my kind of woman. All she does is hang out in her bikini on rich old man’s yachts….. That’s it. Obviously she has to wear some of the smallest bikinis you’ll ever see, that’s part of the deal, but it’s so worth it. Here she is showing off her amazing assets at the “office” over the weekend. I need to make more aggressive investments.

Victoria Silvstedt Boozy Bikini Party

Man I love Victoria Silvstedt , she just seems like so much fun to be around. She’s always hanging out in her bikini, lounging on the beach with a cocktail and showing off her big breasts and tight little body by the sea. It must be tough. I’d like to hang out with her for a weekend, obviously I’d have to be a fat old dude with a very large bank account, but whatever. Seriously, she’s always on some rich douche’s yacht somewhere. Good for her.

Paula Pickard Flashes Her Abs

I can’t believe it’s come to this, I must have sunk to a new low, but I’m posting pictures of ‘The Situation’s’ girlfriend Paula Pickard . I’m not pleased with myself. I don’t know anything about this chick, I’m guessing she likes to consume a whole lot of alcohol and probably doesn’t think very highly of herself, but she’s got a pretty impressive body on her so who cares. I don’t know how she’s ever going to hose off the Situation stank, that crap is baked in, but I’m guessing we’ll see her in Playboy at some point.

Victoria Silvstedt Perfect Bikini Pictures

I’ve got to admit that I absolutely love this Victoria Silvstedt chick, I even like the fact that she really doesn’t do anything anymore, unless you happen to believe that lounging around on some rich dude’s yacht something… Wish I do. Here she is doing her thing in her hot little bikini. You know she’s dying to take that top off, and I bet if the cameras weren’t around she would in a heartbeat. I’t probably in her contract. You know, the one she’s got with her rich old “employer”. Keep up the good work.

Some Tiffani Thiessen Mom Cleavage

Here’s blast from the past Tiffani Thiessen , I guess she dropped the “Amber” sometime around the turn of the century, looking pretty solid at some party last night. I don’t know what she’s been up to for the last couple of decades, but judging from those hips I’m going to go ahead and assume that she’s spent most of it becoming a mother…. MILF cleavage is better than no cleavage. Enjoy.

Irina Shayk’s Foot Fetish Revealed!

I knew that supermodel Irina Shayk was from some place in Russia so I assumed she was into some kinky things, that and she’s dating that Ronaldo douche, you know he’s up to no good, but I wouldn’t have guessed she had a foot fetish. Here she is making kissy faces and getting all sexy with everything from flip flops too high heels. What a pervert!

Dominique Storelli Unknown Bikini Pictures

I’ve never heard of this Dominique Storelli chick, but she wore a bikini to some party she was invited to this past weekend so she’s my kind of girl. Apparently she’s the cover girl of the March issue of Maxim magazine. Whooptidoo! I don’t care about any of that, she basically wore a thong bikini and heels on the red carpet… That’s all I’m getting from these shots. I should have invited her to my Mother’s Day party. Next year.

Victoria Silvstedt’s Awesome Bikini Pictures

I love this Victoria Silvstedt chick, I know she’s done some modeling at some point in her life, but she basically spends her time hanging out on rich dudes yachts in the Mediterranean now. What a life. One of these days I’ll be rich enough to have a sexy hood ornament like this on my yacht, but until them I’m going to have to make do with pictures. You may have noticed that I’ve got a ton of these shots, so take your time, keep yourself hydrated and enjoy the show. You’re welcome.

Irina Shayk Blows Me Kisses

Obviously supermodel Irina Shayk isn’t actually blowing me kisses, I’m not an idiot, she’s just implying that she wants to kiss me by posing like this on the red carpet. Right? When a woman like this assumes this kind of position, all puckered up and making sexy faces, it’s nice to fantasize about her squishing her lips up against the inside of my computer screen as she tries to make out with me. Leave the two of us alone please.