Tag Archives: smallest

Selma Blair is Topless of the Day

Selma Blair …is making a comeback, getting lots of Media Hype for busting out a Cane to show the world she’s got MS….because according to her the top Neurologist in NYC found lesions on her brain, and that there is in no way a chance she’s faking it for attention…which is too bad…because I am always up for a good media troll even when it exploits disease and retardations…or really anything because it is funny to see the media pander when you know you’re just tricking them. I’m a jokester like that…. Well…as it turns out Disabled is the new Abled…Handicap is handicapable….fat models broke through the system and shut down hot models…saying “we don’t need any of you”…and now Diseased talent….is coming through strong…because brands need to be inclusive…everyone needs their voice heard…empowerment everywhere… So we know any role of someone with MS will go to Selma Blair…even if she’s acting through her MS and laying her MS on thick… Her career’s got second life…And now you can stare at her little MS titties…little boy titties…real small titties…smaller than the smallest tits…thanks to generating as much attention as she can to herself. Here she is with her pimp cane on the red carpet.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Selma Blair is Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

Continue reading here:
Selma Blair is Topless of the Day

Will Carice van Houten Have Another Shadowbaby?

The last time I saw Carice van Houten have a baby, it was some kind of evil shadowbaby that went off and killed the enemy of Stannis Baratheon, and I have to say that was kind of a freaky moment. Now that Carice van Houten is pregnant in real life, I was curious if Stephen Dillane might be a little worried. … read more

View original post here:
Will Carice van Houten Have Another Shadowbaby?

Alison Brie Continues To Tease Us With Her Cleavage

Ever since my eyes got to see the smallest hint of Alison Brie’s nipple during the GQ Lingerie Photo Shoot back when she was on Community I have longed for the day when we would get more than just the smallest hint of Alison Brie’s nipple. While that day isn’t today, at least we have a few more sexy pictures of her to gaze upon. … read more

View post:
Alison Brie Continues To Tease Us With Her Cleavage

Comedian And Magician Carl-Einar Häckner

I’m not a fan of magic tricks, but at least this dude is better than David Blaine

Visit link:
Comedian And Magician Carl-Einar Häckner

Micaela Schaefer Is Still The #1 Best-dressed Nobody Of All-time

Here’s Micaela Schaefer proving once again why she’s the #1 best-dressed nobody of all-time with what’s got to be the smallest outfit I think I’ve ever seen her in. And with Micaela, that’s saying something. Supposedly she’s making me break out the dreaded black censored bars here to promote the new season of I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here with a topless statue of herself (and yes, I had to blur it out too). And all I want to know is, where can I get one of these for my office? Because if I can’t convince Micaela to come hang out on my desk, it’s the next best thing. Photos: WENN.com

Follow this link:
Micaela Schaefer Is Still The #1 Best-dressed Nobody Of All-time

Micaela Schaefer Is Still The #1 Best-dressed Nobody Of All-time

Here’s Micaela Schaefer proving once again why she’s the #1 best-dressed nobody of all-time with what’s got to be the smallest outfit I think I’ve ever seen her in. And with Micaela, that’s saying something. Supposedly she’s making me break out the dreaded black censored bars here to promote the new season of I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here with a topless statue of herself (and yes, I had to blur it out too). And all I want to know is, where can I get one of these for my office? Because if I can’t convince Micaela to come hang out on my desk, it’s the next best thing. Photos: WENN.com

View original post here:
Micaela Schaefer Is Still The #1 Best-dressed Nobody Of All-time

Nicole Scherzinger Hot for Some Catalog Bullshit of the Day

There’s nothing really interesting or exciting about Nicole Scherzinger…other than the fact that when the Pussycat Dolls were all the rage, we all used to call her a tranny, because she had a hard ethnic looking face…that came with a body that was fit, capable of dance, which meant capable of fucking, and her questionable vagina, shouldn’t even be factored in, partially because of her strong booty popping legs…and their ability to ride even the smallest of dicks…but mainly because whatever gender she is, you can always do anal.

Read more here:
Nicole Scherzinger Hot for Some Catalog Bullshit of the Day

The Muppets, James Franco & Seth Rogen Spoof Kanye West & Kim Kardashian’s Vogue Cover [Photos]

All “Bound 3″ duo James Franco and Seth Rogen needed was the smallest reason to spoof America’s alleged “most talked about couple,” Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. … Continue Continue reading

Nancy Grace Battles Herself Over Marijuana Effects [VIDEO]

See the original post:

Anybody who has seen Nancy Grace on television knows she can get very intense about the smallest things. She’s also known for over talking her…

Nancy Grace Battles Herself Over Marijuana Effects [VIDEO]

Victoria Silvstedt Gold Diggin’ Bikini Pictures

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, this Victoria Silvstedt hottie is my kind of woman. All she does is hang out in her bikini on rich old man’s yachts….. That’s it. Obviously she has to wear some of the smallest bikinis you’ll ever see, that’s part of the deal, but it’s so worth it. Here she is showing off her amazing assets at the “office” over the weekend. I need to make more aggressive investments.