The last time I saw Carice van Houten have a baby, it was some kind of evil shadowbaby that went off and killed the enemy of Stannis Baratheon, and I have to say that was kind of a freaky moment. Now that Carice van Houten is pregnant in real life, I was curious if Stephen Dillane might be a little worried. … read more
The last time I saw Carice van Houten have a baby, it was some kind of evil shadowbaby that went off and killed the enemy of Stannis Baratheon, and I have to say that was kind of a freaky moment. Now that Carice van Houten is pregnant in real life, I was curious if Stephen Dillane might be a little worried. … read more
If you watched Game of Thrones Season 5 Episode 6 , then you know last week's installment offered even more horrific nightmare-fuel than usual. The show's creators are no strangers to dealing with the fallout from particularly disturbing scenes (Remember last year's Cersei-Jaime Lannister encounter? Our apologies if you managed to block it out.), but this time the fecal matter has hit the fan like never before. When a senator threatens to boycott your show you know you've reached an almost unprecedented level of controversy. So maybe the writers anticipated the blowback and they're planning to deliver a more subdued, crowd-pleasing episode this week. Ha! If you believe that, you know nothing, Jon Snow… 1. Snow on Snow We’re guessing Jon’s thinking, “I totally should’ve taken the Stark name when Stannis offered. I hate this weather.” 2. Melisandre and Stannis Melisandre: “What do you say we clear off this table and get down to business?” Stannis: “Okay, but can you not get pregnant with a weird shadow monster this time? Those things scare me.” 3. Jaime and Myrcella Have a Chat “The good news is: your dad’s not dead. The bad news is: I could use a new gold hand for Father’s Day.” 4. Tommen Gonna Knock You Out Tommen looks more than a little pissed here. We’re guessing being the king but having no real power has gotta sting a bit. 5. Cersei Lannister: Mother of the Year Cersei attempts to console Tommen. We guess after making him a pawn in her sick game, the least she can do is offer some kind words. 6. Sam and Gilly GoT’s least effed-up couple enjoys some time together. We imagine they don’t get much privacy at Castle Black. View Slideshow
The Lannisters and the Baratheons are gearing up for battle in season two’s penultimate episode. By Josh Wigler Lena Headey and Peter Dinklage in “Game of Thrones” Photo: Paul Schiraldi/HBO The calm before the storm is upon Westeros — and that says a lot, considering that the so-called “calm” includes an obscenely abused prostitute in King’s Landing, two charred hanging corpses in Winterfell, stolen dragons in Qarth and bruised, beaten prisoners of war north of the Wall. But believe it or not, that really is just the palate-cleanser before a monumental battle strikes the Seven Kingdoms. All season long, HBO’s “Game of Thrones” has warned viewers that “war is coming,” and next week, it’ll finally be here via the fabled Battle of Blackwater, an all-out slugfest between the Lannister forces and the trueborn Baratheons. Which side will win? It’s too early to say. But no matter who emerges victorious, we can promise you this: Just as Daniel Day-Lewis as Daniel Plainview once warned, there will be blood. Keep reading for a recap of this week’s “Game of Thrones,” which sets the stage for next week’s epic battle. The Princes of Winterfell Theon Greyjoy has fallen hard throughout season two. Last year, he was simply an unlikable boy; now, he’s a full-on baby-killer who doesn’t know when he’s lost. Theon’s unquenchable desire to please his father and prove himself a worthy Ironborn has turned him into one of the most wanted men in Westeros. Even his sister Yara, typically the type to smack Theon across the face well before offering him words of encouragement, expresses her sibling loyalty to the younger Greyjoy, doing her best to get him the hell out of Winterfell before Northerners come calling for his head. Her words fall on deaf ears; Theon stays in Winterfell, and the bastard Ramsay Bolton is just days away from claiming vengeance on behalf of Team Stark. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to Theon, the boys he’s so desperately looking for — Bran and Rickon — are more or less right under his nose, hiding in the crypts of Winterfell. A brilliant hiding spot … spooky but brilliant. The Seeds of Betrayal Further north, Jon Snow’s inability to kill the wildling girl Ygritte has led to his captivity at the redhead’s hands, but it also might prove his saving grace: Ygritte clearly has interest in Jon, enough to keep him alive a little bit longer. (It doesn’t hurt that the other wildlings, the Lord of Bones in particular, know that Jon’s the bastard son of Ned Stark, either; that makes him a decent bargaining chip worth holding onto.) Another reason why Jon might flourish under captivity: Qhorin Halfhand, also a prisoner, is doing everything he can to distance himself from Jon, to make it clear that Snow betrayed his vows and the Night’s Watch in keeping Ygritte alive. How much of it is Qhorin’s actual wrath against Jon or just a ploy to weaken the wildlings? We’ll have to keep watching to find out. What’s a Stark Without Honor? Jon Snow isn’t the only Stark dealing with issues of honor. After his mother, Catelyn, betrays the cause by freeing the king-slayer Jaime Lannister and shipping him back to King’s Landing with Brienne in tow — all in an effort to rescue Sansa and Arya from the Lannisters’ clutches, mind you — Robb is left feeling more crushed than ever. With the entire North looking to him for leadership and his own flesh and blood betraying him — not to mention the recent treachery of his best friend Theon — the King in the North is understandably down and out. So who can really blame him for doing the proverbial “dance with dragons” with Talisa of Volantis? Sure, he’s promised to a Frey, but the man’s got needs, and it’s clear that this is more than just a physical fling. That said, there’s also no doubting that Robb’s dishonored himself by blemishing his pledge to marry a daughter of House Frey. Just how badly that comes back to haunt him and his is something we’ll see in the future, I’m sure. The Wolf and the Lion Break Up More heartbreak for Team Stark, though this is more of the viewership variety: The secret “Tywin Loves Arya” show-within-a-show is now at an end. The Lannister patriarch leaves Harrenhal to defend King’s Landing against Stannis, without so much as a parting word of advice for the young wolf. Their dynamic stands out as one of the highlights of season two, and it’ll certainly be missed in the episodes to come. Still, Arya’s continued friendship with faceless man Jaqen H’Ghar remains a strongpoint of the season, and I suspect we’re not completely finished with their kill-happy partnership … not just yet. War, War Everywhere King’s Landing has been a spit-show all season long, and come next week’s episode, it’ll be a full-on bloodbath. The upcoming episode is appropriately titled “Blackwater,” as in the bay King’s Landing sits upon and the site of the impending battle between Lannister loyalists and Baratheon banner-men. Sunday’s episode perfectly set the stage: In King’s Landing, Tyrion does his best to keep himself together in light of Cersei ordering the prostitute Ros beaten beyond recognition (because she incorrectly believes her to be Tyrion’s lover), the peoples’ growing mistrust of Tyrion despite his behind-the-scenes efforts to protect them, and the very real threat of war coming to the Seven Kingdoms’ capital in just a few short hours. Out at sea, Davos Seaworth is given the unexpected news that if Stannis beats Joffrey and claims the Iron Throne, the title of Hand of the King will be his. Without a doubt, the stakes are big on both sides of the battle, and it’s hard to find someone to root for: Davos is likable enough, and Stannis, hard as he is, is certainly a better pick for king than the cruel Joffrey. But even though the Lannisters are horrible people, Tyrion’s on their side, and we love Tyrion. What happens to the Imp if Stannis and his men win the day? For Tyrion’s sake, let’s hope we don’t find out. Tell us what you thought of this week’s “Thrones” in the comments section below! Related Videos Watching The ‘Thrones’ Related Photos ‘Game Of Thrones’ Season Two
Stephen Dillane, Carice van Houten and other actors make their ‘Thrones’ debut in a series of new stills from season two. By Josh Wigler Carice van Houten and Stephen Dillane in “Game of Thrones” Photo: Helen Sloan/ HBO Winter is fast approaching Westeros, and if you can see through the downpour of snow, you’ll notice a few new, not-so-friendly faces in the mix. Yes, several of your favorite characters will be back in action when “Game of Thrones” season two premieres April 1, but Jon, Tyrion, Dany and the rest will have their work cut out for them when new friends and foes join the battle for the Iron Throne. To get you acquainted with some of these newcomers, HBO has released a slew of photos from the upcoming second season of the epic fantasy series, based on the “Song of Ice and Fire” novels from visionary writer George R.R. Martin. From men who would be kings to their trusted and true servants, here are five new “Thrones” characters about to enter the game: Stephen Dillane as Stannis Baratheon “The Iron Throne is mine by rights.” Get ready to hear that refrain early and often in season two as Stannis Baratheon enters the scene. Currently lording over the remote island of Dragonstone, Stannis believes himself the one true ruler of Westeros following the death of his brother Robert and the revelation that his nephew Joffrey is the product of Cersei and Jaime Lannister’s incest. Stannis will stop at nothing to claim what he feels he’s rightfully owed, including resorting to the use of forbidden magic. Speaking of which … Carice van Houten as Melisandre The red priestess from the foreign lands of Asshai comes to serve Stannis in his time of need, believing him to be Azhor Azhai Reborn, an old hero of ancient prophecy destined for great and powerful things. Her beliefs are questioned by many, but her power can be denied by none. Melisandre’s magic is a deadly spectacle that must be seen to be believed, and season two will convince some skeptics just how serious her sorcery is — often at a lethal price. Liam Cunningham as Davos Seaworth The Onion Knight is another of Stannis’ most trusted advisers. Davos is a smuggler-turned-knight after proving his loyalty to the bold Baratheon warrior; the fingers of his left hand were long ago shortened by a joint on Stannis’ command, a final punishment for his smuggling past. The severed remains are held in a pouch around Davos’ neck he describes as his “luck,” though his luck may well be running out. Davos does not take kindly to Melisandre’s newfound influence over Stannis — but like many others, he’ll soon realize that the red priestess has more than enough bite to back up her bark. Patrick Malahide as Balon Greyjoy Stannis Baratheon is not the only one competing for the crown of Westeros: There’s also Balon Greyjoy, lord of the Iron Islands, to consider. The seafaring warrior is no stranger to fighting for the Iron Throne, having been put down in a rebellion many years earlier. But Balon sees new possibilities in another attempt to claim rule over Westeros — possibilities that may be helped or hindered by the return of his estranged son Theon, best friend and closest confidant to King in the North Robb Stark. Gwendoline Christie as Brienne of Tarth Serving a different king entirely is Brienne of Tarth, a fierce warrior woman often ridiculed by men for her masculine features and seemingly futile attempt to become a knight. But she’s respected by the man who matters most to her: Renly Baratheon, brother of Stannis and another of the men vying for supremacy in Westeros. As part of Renly’s elite guard, Brienne will stop at nothing to protect her king and further his agenda. But fate might have other plans in store for her … What do you think of the new “Thrones” characters? Tell us in the comments!