Chelsea Handler is an attention seeking comedian, who’s best joke is her mocking attention seeking fame whores, by being one… It’s the kind of Parody that people like Perez Hilton did, yes I just referenced Perez Hilton, he’s on Chelsea Handler’s level of importance, a celebrity blogger who was so obsessed with being a celebrity that he hated celebrities, only to become a celebrity, who is now doing stage shows as an actor, as life has a funny way of working out for people…who aren’t me… This hustle worked for her years ago, many years ago, and is the reason she had a career, but instead of doing it behind closed doors like when she was cute, now she’s doing it publicly…because it makes more noise I guess… So here she is taking a bath, even though she can’t wash the filth off her, that she’s in her blood stream….but some people, mainly inbred farmers find washing pigs erotic…so here.. The post Chelsea Handler’s Bath Time of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It makes me laugh that Taylor Swift’s choice of dresses is making news…I mean it makes me wonder if we’ve lost all hope….or maybe things in our lives are just so boring and pathetic…that we have become mindless drones that fill our brains with useless fucking content and information like what dress Taylor Swift is wearing….like there aren’t fucking injustices in the world…or diseases to be cured…or corruption in the government…or fights that need to be fought…or adventured to take….but instead I am here…and you are here…looking at a skinny bitch who loves to get fucked by a lot of different people and covers her tracks by pretending they were in a “relationship”….so she doesn’t come across as being a slut…cuz it will ruin her vanilla image that behind closed doors is filled with anal….and in that comes a tighter fucking dress…cuz it’s time to have a little sex appeal….because everyone is watching….god knows why….so make the fucking most of it….when all I see is a cum stain on our society….but I feel that way about all these celebrities that are just distraction to the actual bad shit going on…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Lady Gaga released a perfume that I assume is gay friendly because she’s gay friendly, like the fucking Mr Rogers of faggots, you know all generic, obviously marketed aggressively to them, clearly a product of deep marketing research, knowing that when you are a gay teen you need some loud icon to attach yourself to, and that when you do all your fat girlfriends who wish you weren’t gay attach themselves to it, making her concert a who’s who of who? All those weird kids from the drama club? Who wants to participate in that shit…..well the answer is a perfume company, who continue her shitty antics in the merchandising of this shit….reminding us all that she’s the fucking devil, but more importantly that the only time she should be naked is when taking a fucking shower behind closed doors…She is the worst….
I’ve got to say that this Victoria Silvstedt hottie sure seems like she’s a lot of fun. All she does is hang out in very small, very European bikini all day, horsing around on jet-skis and sunning her tight big breasted body on some rich old dude’s fancy yacht. Where do I sign up. This is the kind of job I’ve been looking for my whole life. I don’t know what she has to do behind closed doors to maintain this type of lifestyle, but we can negotiate.
I don’t really know why I am disgusted by COCO….I think it has something to do with despite for my love of a good whore, you know a girl who values her worth by the ability to fuck, or show off her tits, or do dirty things that entertain me, like tickling my asshole with her tongue while I read the paper or some shit….I hate whores….you see cuz it is so easy to be this ridiculous breast implant slut, who puts aside shame and instead puts herself out there like a whore….when the real joy comes from subtle girls, who aren’t so sexualized but still hot, and the second you get them behind closed doors, they fuck like freaks…..you know in ways that should be criminal…while cunts like COCO are too busy trying on push up bras and looking at her chubby whore self in the mirror that Ice T paid for… Whores are good to look at…and that’s about it…and COCO isn’t even good for that. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK Here’s a bonus pic she posted on twitter 14 hours ago…..all greased up…classy and expenisve piece of fucking stripper trash…
I don’t really know why I am disgusted by COCO….I think it has something to do with despite for my love of a good whore, you know a girl who values her worth by the ability to fuck, or show off her tits, or do dirty things that entertain me, like tickling my asshole with her tongue while I read the paper or some shit….I hate whores….you see cuz it is so easy to be this ridiculous breast implant slut, who puts aside shame and instead puts herself out there like a whore….when the real joy comes from subtle girls, who aren’t so sexualized but still hot, and the second you get them behind closed doors, they fuck like freaks…..you know in ways that should be criminal…while cunts like COCO are too busy trying on push up bras and looking at her chubby whore self in the mirror that Ice T paid for… Whores are good to look at…and that’s about it…and COCO isn’t even good for that. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK Here’s a bonus pic she posted on twitter 14 hours ago…..all greased up…classy and expenisve piece of fucking stripper trash…
Mark your calendars, Skin fans! After being pushed from its original release date to the dreaded “TBA,” Dimension Films has officially announced that the boobs-n’-bloodbath Piranha 3DD will be hitting theaters on June 1st , with a VOD release on the same day. That means that you can see it in 3D with a crowd of screaming moviegoers or behind closed doors with your pants down. Just take a tip from Paul Reubens and don’t combine the two, ok? See the trailer for Piranha 3DD after the jump!
If you needed a reason to be jealous of Christina Hendricks ‘ husband, this is it. The unbelievably buxom Mad Men star is the cover girl for an upcoming issue of Black Book magazine, and although she’s never gotten nude on screen, in the accompanying interview she reveals that behind closed doors, she’s practically Swedish: “I’m a very comfortable naked person. Not in front of other people, but at home and in front of my husband, I feel good not wearing clothes .” Excuse us while we go work on our Geoffrey Arend voodoo dolls. See more from the queen of va-va-voom, Christina Hendricks , right here at MrSkin.com!
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