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Scarlett Johannson Sucking Straw for SodaStream of the Day

Scarlett Johannson is getting really Glamourous jobs doing ad campaigns for Soda Stream, the Soda Company that banks off their fake Super Bowl ads that never get approved by the Super Bowl, because they are not Coke or Pepsi…but they are probably more relevant than Coke or Pepis, if not owned by Coke or Pepsi, because giving fat Americans the ability to make their own soda pops soft drinks in the comfort of their own mould ridden trailer home..is like massive…at least massive enough to book Scarlett Johannson to be sucking straws for their campaign…and I’m not posting this because Soda Stream pays me, I just like seeing fat Scarlett sucking away like she really believes in the product, because she probably does…you know she may even be doing this for free… Either way, straw sucking face is erotic to me.

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Scarlett Johannson Sucking Straw for SodaStream of the Day

Be a good parent

If you’re pregnant, you should start and IV of soda pop to give your little embryo a good start! Formula is too expensive anyway, fill that bottle with delicious Coke or Pepsi and make sure your child is fitting in. Don’t you want your kid to be happy and have friends and a bubbly personality?

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Be a good parent