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Clara Alonso is a Good Model of the Day

Clara Alonso is a Spanish model who did the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in 2008. A Victoria’s Secret immigrant model you’ve never heard of because I guess she didn’t make the cut for their evil empire to become one of the angels, because she probably didn’t pass their insane test, or maybe she was a spy trying to crack the code that is the billion dollar, shitty quality underwear brand….but she has gone on to do lingerie campaigns for other people, and more importantly, this shoot for GQ Russia, where she’s seducing me like a mail order bride, even though she’s not from Russia…she’s just does their magazines.

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Clara Alonso is a Good Model of the Day

Sofia Vergara Tops AskMen.com’s Top 99 Women Poll [PICS]

She can climb on top of our pole any time, right guys? Thank you, thank you, you can catch us at the Upright Banana Comedy Club all week long. Anyway, there have been many attempts to scientifically calculate the most desirable woman on Earth, an endeavor that represents the pinnacle of human skin genuity. The popular lifestyle website AskMen.com is the newest publication to attempt to crack the code, and they’ve stumbled stumbled across a deceptively simple, and remarkably effective, formula- just ask guys what they like! The results of the poll were released this week, and the Internet has officially declared Sofia Vergara the hottest hottie on the planet. We’re trying to think of a witty retort for this one, but in the face of such stunning voluptuousness, all we can say is…well played, gentlemen! See the rest of the Top 10 after the jump!

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Sofia Vergara Tops AskMen.com’s Top 99 Women Poll [PICS]

Photo Explains Tiger Woods Angry Text

Filed under: Tiger Woods We’ve been able to crack the code on the most interesting text message — allegedly from Tiger Woods to Joslyn James — in which he exploded in anger … and this picture is a critical clue.The photo was taken at Tao nightclub at around 1:30 AM on … Permalink

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Photo Explains Tiger Woods Angry Text