My best friend who never writes, calls, waves, or messenger pigeons me over at COPYRANTER finally came out of hiding after at least 18 months of ignoring my tender email touch…..with a link to this video from some communist helmet company promoting helmet the right…
I have decided that I like my celeb bikini pics with a narrator…..but only because the paparazzi agencies hate the fuck out of me and if I was to post these on my site without paying them their 1000 dollars or more…they’d try to sue me and I don’t need that kind of drama since life has already sued me and taken me for all I’ve got…so now I have my bikini pictures in video with some asshole trying to sound like TMZ, something I hate more than most things, cuz the irritating get under my skin and makes me want to do crazy things, like find the asshole with this voice and rip his throat out, or welcome these suicidal thoughts with open arms…”hello old friend, yes, let me come with you to avoid the fact that assholes like this exist”….kinda thing….. Yes I know these pics are from the other day, I do this thing all day asshole…I just wasn’t allowed to post them….
This b*tch is crazy for her little dog. It started out as a typical evening for 22-year-old Brooke Collins. She let her dogs out as usual but this time, she said there was a black bear outside who took hold of her dachshund Fudge. She said she feared for her pet’s life and, in an instant, ran over and punched the bear right in the face to make it let go. “It was all so fast. All I could think about was my dog was going to die,” said Collins. “It was a stupid thing but I couldn’t help it,” she said. “I know you’re not supposed to do that but I didn’t want my dog to be killed.” We’ve heard that fear can make a person do crazy things, but this takes the cake. We wouldn’t even punch a slightly larger dog that had our dogs in a death grip. We don’t know if she’s dumb or brave. Good thing she survived.
Remember when Sarah Michelle Gellar was the teen starlet who was actually in her 20s who everyone wanted to fuck. She was like the hottest girls in movies but turned out to be a real wholesome monogamous bitch who married her co-star….yeah either do I because I’m not a loyal Buffy fan virgin geek who never forgets my first crush like I was Egotastic.com with my multiple Buffy DVD boxsets still in their wrapper cuz that’s what Virgins do…..but here she is for old times…. Pics via Fame
I am probably the only person who bothers with this Brittny Gastineau pig. I message her on twitter, I write about her ill-fitting clothing, but in her clothing’s defense, it’s hard to have good fitting clothing when you have a pig body…. Here she is trying to get attention in a see thru shirt
Wanna know how to keep young groupie pussy happy enough to not go to the police claiming motherfucker raped her, or to the media claiming he likes getting fucked up the ass with a strap on, or watching gay porn or that he gave her herpes other shit he doesn’t want to get out, or maybe he is trying to keep her happy to ease her young inexperienced ass into doing those crazy things Carmen Electra taught him….You take the shopping at Luis Vuitton and give money to some homeless dude in a wheel chair…nothing makes a bitch hornier…. Pics via Fame
Sheree Whitfield wasn’t the only star of the Real Housewives of Atlanta people were hoping to see earlier today at the She by Sheree fashion collection presentation in New York…
Uber-hottie Megan Fox got oodles of good bad press recently when she compared her Transformers director Michael Bay to Hitler (and said sundry other crazy things). But now a few crew members have…