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Jeff Garlin: Totally Grossed Out by Selena Gomez!

Jeff Garlin finds Selena Gomez to be totally disgusting.  But, wait, allow the actor to explain… The veteran actor is best known to many for his roles on such hits as Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development and The Goldbergs, but did you know he played Selena’s uncle on The Wizards of Waverly Place? So Garlin knew Selena long before Justin Bieber and long before she got down and dirty in Spring Breakers and here’s what he had to say about the 22-year old: Jeff Garlin on Sexy Selena Gomez: EWWW! “I worked with her for three years and I love her… But then I see her sexualized… I saw Spring Breakers and I’m by myself in the theater, and I couldn’t have felt dirtier. I went to go see her work, and her work was great. But the thing is, when I see her sexualized, I look at her and I look at Ariana Grande , both beautiful girls. “Really beautiful girls. But they have baby fat. They look like kids. Great bikini shots of Selena Gomez ? I don’t go there. I see the thing, but I see those chubby cheeks. She’s a kid. This is disgusting, that it’s happening so young.” Garlin made sure to clarify that he’s not a prude about these things normally, even adding that he “f-cking loves women.” He just believes one should maybe wait until one it a bit older before one shows so much skin. “I’m not like clean-cut Johnson. Maybe it’s because I know [Gomez] intimately. It’s like she’s young, she’s a kid,” Garlin said. “It didn’t happen 30 years ago… I’ll blame the internet.” Sorry, man. But you may not want to click through the following pictures in that case. 15 Sizzling Selena Gomez Photos 1. Selena Gomez: Sheer in Italy We’re in Italy here with Selena Gomez. And we’re big fans of what the singer is wearing!

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Tracy Morgan: Will He Ever Perform Again? Will He Ever Walk Again?!?

We have an update on the condition of Tracy Morgan. First, there are reports that indicating that the former 30 Rock star suffered a crippling brain injury following the horrific car accident he survived this summer. Benedict Morelli, Morgan’s attorney, told The New York Post that the “jury is out” on whether the comedian will be able to perform again . He’s currently in rehab for speech, cognitive, vocational and physical functionalities. Morelli added that physician don’t yet know if the wheelchair-bound Morgan will ever be the same. Tracy Morgan Slams Walmart Morgan was coming back from a show in New Jersey this summer when a Walmart truck – driven by an employee who had gone over 24 hours without sleep – crashed into the limousine carrying him and his friends, killing comedian James McNair in the process. Earlier this week, Walmart filed federal court papers that shifted the blame of the crash injuries to Morgan and others who were not wearing their seatbelts. “These people are despicable,” Morelli said of Walmart executives. “They knew that they changed these people’s lives forever and killed somebody. They’re good blame shifters. I guess that’s how they make $783 billion a year, shifting the blame.” In response to Walmart’s assertion, Morgan released a statement yesterday that read in part: “My friends and I were doing nothing wrong. I want to thank my fans for sticking with me during this difficult time. I love you all. I’m fighting hard every day to get back.” TMZ, meanwhile, confirms that Morgan is still confined to a wheelchair and writes that the injuries he suffered in this crash may prevent him from ever walking again without some kind of assistance.  We continue to send him our best wishes and prayers for a full recovery. 11 Uproarious Tracy Jordan Quotes 1. Tracy on intelligence: “You’re even dumber than I look!”

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