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Car crash wedding

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Victoria Silvstedt pussy fondle

Victoria plays with her crotch in these excellent candid pictures Continue reading

Kim Kardashian’s Big Old Cleavage

I think I see some fat Kim Kardashian cleavage… And I like it. Here’s the reality star hanging out, literally hanging out, at the nail salon the other day having her feet manhandled by some Asian ladies. I’m not opposed to being manhandled by Asian chicks, but my feet have never really been a problem area of mine, my crotch on the other hand gets really knotted up sometimes. Anyhow, you get the idea here, Kim’s boobs are in some lady’s face. Hot!

Taylor Momsen is Only Hot Cuz She’s Underage of the Day

It’s a good thing Momsen dresses in lingerie and talks about vibrators while being underage, because I just took a look at her face, instead of staring at her crotch looking for vagina lip and realized bitch looks just like Lady Gaga. Maybe they are related. They both got a weak chin, shitty nose, weird mouth and behind the big glasses, shitty hair dye, fake rocker act, she’s nothing but ugly….The only thing bitch has going for her is that she’s skinny…but that never lasts…so take the young body in while you can…ignore the face cuz when they are 17…they don’t come in ugly, they come in “Shit I’d love to fuck that if it wasn’t illegal”…..cuz we always like what we can’t have…but trust me, once she turns 18, she’ll be joining JoJo in pussy we stopped lusting for on their 18th birthday… So here she in on set, being annoying with her Pa-Pa-Pa-pokerface. I know…I just quoted Gaga and now i want to Gag AHHHHHHHH.

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Nicole Scherzinger’s Sweet Mocha Cleavage

I’ve always liked Nicole Scherzinger’s soft mocha skin wrapped around her awesome tight body, that sounded less creepy in my head, so here she is showing off the whole package the other day signing some autographs or something. Can you say cleavage? Because that’s what my crotch has been screaming for the last twenty minutes, which is weird because most of the time it’s just complaining about how I constantly mistreat it, so this is a nice change. Enjoy. more pictures of Nicole Scherzinger here       Related Articles: Nicole Scherzinger In A Super Skin Tight Dress Nicole Scherzinger And The Pussycat Dolls Bikini Pictures Nicole Scherzinger Almost Gives New Meaning To The Name Pussycat Doll Pussycat Dolls Pictures Photos: WENN.com

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Dolly Parton: “I Was Horny & Young Like Miley Cyrus!”

Country legend Dolly Parton speaks out in Miley Cyrus’ defense, claiming she was once just as young and horny. Horny? Dolly is a big fan of Miley, who seems to have recently learned the power of the crotch flash, and will always support her as a good fairy godmother would. MORE http://bumpshack.com/2010/07/07/dolly-parton-i-was-horny-young-like-miley-cyrus/ added by: c7girl

Ashley Greene’s Tight Ass Bikini Body

It’s no secret that my crotch and I really love bikini pictures, so these shots of Ashley Greene were a no brainer. I know they’re not candid bikini pictures of her sipping champagne by the pool, but they’re showing off her killer abs so they’ll have to do. The rest of the shots are pretty lame, but she’s still hotter than a whore’s crotch. Who knew a bikini and a jean jacket would be so hot. Enjoy.

Chatroulette Piano Improv

A Ben Folds-ish guy named Merton manages to make Chatroulette charming! Probably because he edited out all the crotch shots. Watch

Cheryl Tweedy Will Soon Be Mine

The recent news that Cheryl Tweedy was leaving her two-timing footballer husband was awesome, but it threw my crotch for a loop… A sexy, friction burned loop. Now what do I do? I’ve loved her from a far for so long that I wouldn’t know where to begin if we actually met face to face. Which is highly possible because she’s single and I’m single so we probably go to the same dating sites. Here she is posing for her profile picture in a sweet boob centric top and some leather pants. I cant wait until we meet, I’ll be the one wearing the top hat. more pictures of Cheryl Tweedy here

Eva Longoria’s Ass Looks Off

I want to say that Eva Longoria’s ass looks good in those tights of hers, but I really don’t think I can, something just doesn’t look right and I’m not getting that ‘just climbed the rope in gym class feeling’ down there. Alright, so I’ve discussed it with my crotch and we both agree that it’s possible that it could just be an unflattering camera angle, at least that’s what we’re hoping for, and we’re willing to give her another chance in the future. Don’t waste this opportunity Eva.