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Ariana Grande Is Still Thinking About Pete Davidson’s Pecker In “thank u, next” Music Video

Source: Nicholas Hunt / Getty Ariana Grande Reminisces About Pete Davidson’s D In New Music Video Ariana Grande has never been shy about her ex-fiancé Pete Davidson’s Big D*** Energy. She even responded to a fan once sharing TMI about the exact length of his member. Only a few weeks after their break-up, Ariana’s latest single “thank u, next” not only mentions Pete, but her other ex-boyfriends Big Sean , Mac Miller, and Ricky Alvarez . On Friday, Grande finally released the highly-anticipated video for the smash hit, and of course, gave us some more tea on the relationships she mentions throughout the track. If you haven’t already seen all the hype leading up to this visual, the “thank u, next” video features Ariana playing some classic early 2000’s leading ladies including characters from Mean Girls , Legally Blonde , Bring It On , and 13 Going On 30 . In one portion of the video, Grande opens her version of the Mean Girls  Burn Book, but of course, hers instead reads, “Thank U, Next.” She flips open to individual pages as she glues down pictures of her exes and writes some notes on their relationship. On Ricky’s page, Ariana wrote “great dancer,” “good times man,” and “friends forever.” Big Sean’s page mentions that the rapper is “so cute” and “so sweet.” There’s no page in the book for Mac Miller , but Ariana already mentioned on Twitter that she had a picture of the late rapper next to her bed, instead. As for Pete, as she glues down a photo of the two of them together, we see the words “I love you always” written along with her jotting down, “sry I dipped.” On the bottom of the page, Ariana wrote “HUUUUUUUGE” which could be a cue to some sort of inside joke between the two, but more than likely, she’s talking about his penis. Or in the very least, she’d know we would all think we’re talking about his penis since his BDE has been the topic of conversation before. This wasn’t the only time Grande mentioned the size of Pete’s Davidson in the video, either. In one segment that mirrors a famous scene from Legally Blonde , the singer speaks highly of an unnamed counterpart saying, “I mean, he was really cute, ya know? He was really cute. And it was…..it was….really big.” Jennifer Coolidge jokes back about dating a man with a big tooth but…we all know where Ariana was going with this one. You can check out Ariana Grande’s video for “thank u, next” below to see for yourself. You can also expect a surprise cameo from Kris Jenner.

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De-Savaged Delight: Amber Rose Dangles Her Downsized D-Cups Below The Border And Says THIS Is Why She Went Missing

Pichichipixx.com / Splash News Amber Rose Flosses Her Fleshy Funbags For Instagram Amber Rose has made her triumphant return to Instagram after deleting all of her posts following her split from 21 Savage . Amber took to IG to post up her bangin’ bawwwwwwdy while on vacation in Mexico. “Sometimes you just need a break to remember how much of a strong, Amazing, Bad Bi**h you are #loscabos,” Amb captioned her post. Hit the flip for more photos from her phenomenal trip.

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De-Savaged Delight: Amber Rose Dangles Her Downsized D-Cups Below The Border And Says THIS Is Why She Went Missing

Tom Hanks’ Son (And Hazel E’s Latest Flame) Rapper Chet Haze Admitted To Rehab For Yayo Addiction

SMH. Chet Hanks Reveals Stint In Rehab For Cocaine Addiction Celebrity seed and rapper Chet Haze (or Hanx…depending on the day?) recently revealed a brief stint in rehab to address issues related to his drug and alcohol addiction. Perhaps all that maintaining a “rap star lifestyle” while running around in Hollywood with reality star swirl-pieces has finally caught up to him? Via RadarOnline : The son of Hollywood power couple Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, Chester “Chet” Hanks was born into a life of privilege. But now, RadarOnline.com has learned, he and his parents are fight to save him after he almost threw it all away on a life of drug abuse. Chet recently admitted to years of substance abuse struggles following a secret rehab stay, and Radar has all the shocking details. “I’ve been struggling with substance abuse since I was 16 years old,” he wrote in a bombshell post on Instagram on November 19. “Finally at the age of 24 I decided to get some help,” and go to rehab. “With 50 days of sobriety under my belt, I can honestly say I’m the happiest I’ve ever been,” he continued. “I’m thankful for my family and everybody that cares about me, including my fans. I’ve been blessed with the programs of AA and NA which allow me to rise above this disease. I’m learning to accept my faults and be ok with being human. If anybody that sees this struggles with addiction, feel free to reach out. Thank you all for the love and support! GOD IS REAL!!!” Chet made no secret of his drug use in recent years, frequently rapping about weed and alcohol under the stage name “Chet Haze.” He insisted, “It’s part of college life; I wanted to rap about something that I do. But I wouldn’t say that’s what my life is all about. … I’m not some caricature of a person who just drinks and smokes weed and parties all the time.” After graduation though, the party didn’t stop. According to a new report in Star magazine, he recently turned to harder drugs. Damn Homie. Well at least he’s taking steps toward getting better…

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Tom Hanks’ Son (And Hazel E’s Latest Flame) Rapper Chet Haze Admitted To Rehab For Yayo Addiction

Box Fresh: Scientists Develop Probiotic To Make Lady Business Smell Like Fresh Peaches

Fake cakes, leased tiddays…faux freshness!? Scientists Develop Probiotic For Body Scent Customization Make-up sorcery and body shapers can take you but so far…now scientist have created a shortcut to fool your partner thing your box just naturally smells like a bountiful cornucopia of freshly-picked fruit. Via ExpressUK : Oh my god, your vagina doesn’t smell like a juicy stone fruit? Well, two Silicon Valley bio-hackers have created a solution to that embarrassing problem. Austen Heinz and Gilad Gome have developed a probiotic supplement called Sweet Peach that will allow women to alter the smell of their body odours. “The idea is personal empowerment,” said Austen. “All your smells are not human. They’re produced by the creatures that live on you.” We’re not entirely sure if ‘empowerment’ is the right word for a product insinuating women need to fix or enhance their intimate areas. However, the two male founders say their bizarre idea might have some practical benefits like preventing yeast infections and other health problems caused by microorganisms. But it’s not just the odour of women’s nether regions the pair have their sights on fixing. They also have plans to develop Petomics – a probiotic for dogs and cats that will make their poo smell like bananas. Unfortunately the fruity vagina enhancer is not yet available to buy. What kind of “creatures” do they think live on your cooch, though???

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Some Sunday Struggle: Tubby Twerker Does It For The ‘Gram And Goes Viral

She’s got the moves like….someone. Instagram Dancer Goes Viral Have you been intro’d to Sharlette??? This young chubby-lumpkins lady has confidence by the pound, and has been showcasing her moves on Instagram and Twitter for a little over a month. She always likes to express herself through dance while wearing an assortment of ill-fitting sports bras and gym shorts — but making SURE that belly-ring is always on full display. Her…uh…unique dance moves have gotten her noticed and re-post by several celebs and thousands of regular joes — surely she’s hit your timeline once or twice. Take a look at what she’s working with: She pretty much is to dance what Ice JJ Fish is to song. Hit the flip for more dance stylings from Sharlette, if you can handle it. Note: these videos probably aren’t all that safe for work (or for life in general). Instagram

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“I Don’t Want To Scare The World!” Idris Elba Chats With Jimmy Kimmel About Famous Pic Of His Shocking Schlong [VIDEO]

Oh, we ain’t scared Idris. Not One bit…

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Stop The Domestic Violence: Joe Budden’s Girlfriend Claims He Brutally Beat Her In A Jealous Rage [PHOTOS]

Damn! Is Joe back on the “white stuff”??? Joe Budden Accused Of Domestic Attack Joe Budden is infamous for switching up spouses like clockwork, and he didn’t even get to settle in with his latest one too well before things went horribly awry. Joe Budden’s latest romance, a bartender named Audely , recently reported that Joe viciously beat her over photographs he found to be incriminating. Via TMZ : Rapper Joe Budden allegedly brutally beat his girlfriend the way Chris Brown brutalized Rihanna … by slamming her head into the dashboard of a car. We’re told Budden saw pics of his GF with some men and flipped out. Sources connected with the woman tell us … Budden found her at an NYC restaurant, dragged her out to his car and then allegedly choked her and slammed her head into the dash. The sources say he then drove them to his New Jersey home where cops say the beating continued. TMZ obtained photos of the GF’s injuries … they’re pretty graphic. Cops are currently investigating. We’ve reached out to Budden … so far, no response. Joey has been well known to slap-up a chick or two in his past…sadly this comes as almost no surprise. Peep what Audely had to say vaguely alluding to the incident on Instagram: Well, we certainly hope she heals quickly because her injuries are nasty . Take a look at her wounds after the jump… [WARNING, GRAPHIC IMAGES] Instagram, TMZ

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Stop The Domestic Violence: Joe Budden’s Girlfriend Claims He Brutally Beat Her In A Jealous Rage [PHOTOS]

Hoes Keep Writing: Karrine Steffans Promises New Tell-All Is On The Way

Who is still smashing this chick? Karrine Superhead Steffans Announces New Tell-All On Social Media Karrine “Superhead” Steffans came into infamy when her 2005 Book “Confessions of a Video Vixen” hit stands and turned the rap game on its head with her explicit tales of whoring her way through the Hip Hop industry, naming names and giving dates and locations. She spring-boarded a rash of similar tattletale nonfiction and even taught put some newbies on to game in the process. Now, nearly a decade later , Superhead says she’s on her way back to bookstores…we assume to recount even more of her vaginal misadventures: Seriously…10 years later and she hasn’t written about anything other than the whos, whats, whens, wheres, and hows of her lady business? Maybe this book will go deeper than her last three, but with her focus on vengeance it seems like she’ll just be ushering more people’s private business to front street. Will you be grabbing a copy?

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Shake It Don’t Break It: Columbus Short And Robert Riley Live It Up At Barbados Kadooment Day Parties

Where is Rihanna ? Actors Columbus Short And Robert C. Riley Enjoy Kadooment Day Festivities In Barbados Columbus Short was photographed in Barbados having a blast during Kadooment Day festivities. Looks like he’s left all his troubles back in the States . And while we never thought we’d see someone manage to outparty Columbus, it looks like “Hit The Floor” actor Robert C. Riley was caught doing just that… He truly got into the spirit of things by donning parade regalia and freakin’ a lil somethin’. Wonder if he picked up a couple moves from his co-stars? Hit the flip for more photos of the guys having fun Bajan style. SplashNews

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Shake It Don’t Break It: Columbus Short And Robert Riley Live It Up At Barbados Kadooment Day Parties

2 Of Amerikaz Most Wanted: Breezy & Bieber Hit The Studio Together To Make A Swirly Jam For The Stans

Let’s have a toast for the douchebags… Justin Bieber And Chris Brown Snap A Photo Together In The Studio Just like the good old days. Breezy and Bieber were pretty good friends when they were both fresh-faced teen stars — before they both hit the rocky roads of scandal and criminal records . The two fallen teen stars got together recently to make some sweet music specifically for their stans, and snapped the moment to tease the project. Via MailOnline : Justin Bieber and Chris Brown are making beautiful music together. Fresh from his release from jail, Chris has headed back into the studio, teaming up with the 20-year-old for a new song, which they say is ‘for the fans’. Taking to Instagram on Monday, Bieber shared a black and white photo of the pair in the recording studio with the caption: ‘Studio, me and CB did 1 for the fans.’ There is no word yet on whose album the duet will appear on or if/when it will be released as a single, but already fans are salivating in anticipation of hearing the collaboration. Of course, the 25-year-old and his pal have more than just music in common, with both having had multiple run-ins with the law, which seems to have bonded them. Chris was released from jail on June 2 after serving 108 days of his 131-day sentence for violating probation. Bieber, meanwhile, is currently facing criminal vandalism charges following the January egging of his neighbour’s property, which caused more than $20,000 in damages. Two of the industry’s “most hated” R&B/pop stars together on a track? We’re sure everyone is going to hate to love whatever they come up with. Will you be listening to the “azzhole music” these two cook up?

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