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Mitt Romney Pretends to Love Michigan

Cyborg Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney is campaigning in Michigan ahead of Tuesday’s primary, and boy, does he just love everything about that state! Mitt’s pandering speech last week was remarkable in how forced it sounded, even by his standards, as the Michigan native tried to convince residents he is one of them. It was a performance reminiscent of Steve Carell in Anchorman , when Will Ferrell’s Ron Burgundy asks, “Are you just naming things you see and saying you love them?” Watch a mashup of that scene and Romney’s press conference below: Mitt Romney Loves Michigan So Hard The trees are the right height. Take note, Michigan Department of Tourism. There’s your new tagline if ever we’ve heard one. “Pure Michigan” was so 2011.

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Mitt Romney Pretends to Love Michigan

Jimmy Kimmel Asks: Have You Ever Flashed Someone?

Can you tell if a woman has ever flashed someone just by looking at her? Not a question we pondered before today, admittedly, but Jimmy Kimmel got us thinking about it. The late night host interviewed people on the street and asked them that very question, then polled the audience to see if they could guess right. The results were mixed in terms of accuracy, but all pretty funny: Have You Ever Flashed Someone?

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Jimmy Kimmel Asks: Have You Ever Flashed Someone?

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush to Elope?!?

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are back together ? Please. That rumor is so last week. The latest issue of In Touch Weekly takes this chatter one… hundred steps further by claiming Kim and Reggie are making “secret plans to elope.” So secret, apparently, that they’re the topic of this tabloid’s cover story: Earlier this month, an anonymous source tells the magazine, Kim met Reggie in Miami and “didn’t go out once,” clearly meaning the couple was plotting a quickie, quiet marriage somewhere. “They weren’t seen in public together, per his request,” the insider adds. Kim did recently tell Allure that her next relationship will be far more private , so it’s possible she and Bush are at it again, on the DL. But the day Kim Kardashian gets married away from television cameras is the day Rihanna starts dating the man who beat her to a bloody pulp again. What’s that, sidebar of In Touch cover? Oh God no.

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Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush to Elope?!?