Image via Scott Olson/Getty Images David Clarke Resigns As Milwaukee County Sheriff There is not a single thing we will miss about this douchebag . According to USAToday , self-hating Sheriff David A. Clark Jr. turned in a letter of resignation today. “Pursuant to Wisconsin Statute 17.01, this communication is submitted as the notice of my resignation as Sheriff of Milwaukee County commencing Aug. 31, 2017, at 11:59 p.m.,” stated Clarke’s resignation letter. He didn’t say WHY he was quitting his job, nor do we particularly care. He’s free to lick as many white people’s boots as his tongue will allow him. As long as he doesn’t get another job that gives him any type of authority to make life difficult for Black folks and minorities, we’re perfectly content. May his chicken forever be unseasoned, and his biscuits dry. Black Lives Matter, lil b!tc# !
Sheriff David Clarke Will Accept Job With Homeland Security The guy we love to hate, tap-dancin’ Milwaukee Sheriff David Clarke is set to become a federal employee. According to USAToday , Clarke has accepted a new job as assistant secretary in the U.S. Department of Homeland Security. His job is described as a liaison of state in the Office of Partnership and Engagement. Clarke said one of his responsibilities would be to “take complaints of shortcomings in the Department of Homeland Security.” “They feel like they’re being ignored,” Clarke said of his counterparts in local law enforcement. We’re not sure what any of that REALLY means, but one thing’s for sure, if David Clarke has accepted the job that means that he’s going to be doing his best to undermine Black folks and blame us for any and all suffering. Now he’ll just be doing it from a federal level. Yay. Image via Getty
Viewers were treated to a very scary thought on Revenge Season 4 Episode 9 : Daniel Grayson as a father! We learned this information about Daniel got drunk and stumbled into Margaux’s office. His goal was for her to take him back, but he was instead knocked sober upon hearing two simple words: I’m pregnant. Then again… do we even trust Margaux? Watch Revenge Season 4 Episode 9 Online Granted, she’s one of the most trustworthy people on Revenge, but isn’t that a bit like being one of the least attention-loving members of the Kardashian family? While we ponder the possibility of Daniel as a father, we were also blown away from David Clarke shaving off his insane beard. He insisted to Victoria that he isn’t going anywhere without his daughter, who had asked her first love to run away with her. Victoria responded to these words by revealing the truth about Emily’s family to Malcolm Black via a secret messenger. And just who was that secret messenger? Agent Kate Taylor. Jack is literally in bed with one of Malcom’s people. Elsewhere, Emily actually agreed to a date of drinking and darts with Ben. But she shot down his attempt to get to first base and came clean about her true motives: she just wanted intel on Alvarez from Ben, who appeared to connect with his crush for the first time. Might she be giving him to his charm? Finally, as you’ll see when you watch Revenge online (video above), Louise learned of Nolan Margaux’s plan to expose her family’s secrets. And she wasn’t exactly thrilled about it. “You never forget your first mental institution,” she said at one point, causing us to both laugh and shiver. What do you think, viewers? Who will kick the bucket next Sunday night? What do you think of a shaven David Clarke? And will Daniel and Margaux truly become parents? Sound off on these and other topics and then look ahead to Revenge Season 4 Episode 10 via this promo: Revenge Season 4 Episode 10 Promo
