As much as I like models who show their tits for their careers like they were strippers and/or pornstars, I have a hard time liking them when knowing Adam Levine has been inside them. It’s like as I stare at her nipples, all I hear is a whining Maroon 5 song, like her tits were speakers, that he used to suck on….music that I unfortunately know all the lyrics to, because he is the devil and is brainwashing us through the radio. But here’s his ex-pussy modelling proper despite my hatred for her bad decision making when it comes to thinks to put inside her.
As much as I like models who show their tits for their careers like they were strippers and/or pornstars, I have a hard time liking them when knowing Adam Levine has been inside them. It’s like as I stare at her nipples, all I hear is a whining Maroon 5 song, like her tits were speakers, that he used to suck on….music that I unfortunately know all the lyrics to, because he is the devil and is brainwashing us through the radio. But here’s his ex-pussy modelling proper despite my hatred for her bad decision making when it comes to thinks to put inside her.
Victoria’s Secret have got me from the fucking balls….they have made their models celebrities…so that everytime one of them tweets some cleavage, I jump like it is news….they have set themselves up that every photoshoot they go on has paparazzi there to cover it….and that every catalog they put out….the pics get released to…all in efforts to make all of us continuously talk about them…and the international pussy they recruit….and everytime I post on these evil corporate assholes…I know exactly what I am doing…I am buying into their strategy like a mindless idiot…but the tits…and the girls…is just too good to ignore… Here’s their holiday push….
If you read my previous post…you will know that I hate endorsing these Victoria’s Secret girls….only because I know that I am feeding into their marketing scam that makes them billions….but the problem is seeing pics of Maryna Linchuk on set having her bikini bottoms eaten by her ass…is just too exciting for the average, simple, pervert like me to ignore….there’s this thing called pussy that rules over me…that controls my decision making…and that makes me do really stupid things…and I guess Victoria’s Secret gets that….cuz they bring the pussy right….motherfuckers. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Emily Ratajkowski is the kind of aspriring model who will pose nude as often as fucking possible, because she’s got a fantastic body, and a great set of fake tits, and is pretty much one small step away from being a stripper….but isn’t seen as a stripper…because her shoots are “artistic” and for fashion….not to mention she has an IMDB page…and has had some small acting roles…and is just doing the LA thing as hard as she can so that she doesn’t have to move back home when she runs out of money with her tail between her legs, forced to work for her dad’s company, instead of being the big superstar she moved to LA to be….you know making all the moves so that she can get noticed, pay the rent, and not have to lower herself to be a waitress like this was Hollywood in the 80s, before everyone who movied their could become a social media celebrity all the studios want to work with cuz they have no idea what new media is… That said, she’s showing her tits, and I guess that’s all I really should be focusing on, so look at the pics and ignore all my whining words, which is something you’re as accustomed to as this Emily Rata chick is with being nude on camera…you jerk.
Emily Ratajkowski is the kind of aspriring model who will pose nude as often as fucking possible, because she’s got a fantastic body, and a great set of fake tits, and is pretty much one small step away from being a stripper….but isn’t seen as a stripper…because her shoots are “artistic” and for fashion….not to mention she has an IMDB page…and has had some small acting roles…and is just doing the LA thing as hard as she can so that she doesn’t have to move back home when she runs out of money with her tail between her legs, forced to work for her dad’s company, instead of being the big superstar she moved to LA to be….you know making all the moves so that she can get noticed, pay the rent, and not have to lower herself to be a waitress like this was Hollywood in the 80s, before everyone who movied their could become a social media celebrity all the studios want to work with cuz they have no idea what new media is… That said, she’s showing her tits, and I guess that’s all I really should be focusing on, so look at the pics and ignore all my whining words, which is something you’re as accustomed to as this Emily Rata chick is with being nude on camera…you jerk.
In some horrible decision making between the creative director, editor in chief and the marketing department over at Factice magazine’s morning meeting….Kim Kardashian’s fat body was shot in lingerie….and unfortunately, not with a fucking elephant gun. She got half naked, in what would be sexy outfits, if it was on some hot, tight bodied girl, waiting for you to come home from work….or even on your dumpy ass wife who has given you the gift of children and who you are codependent and in love with enough to see past the fact that she’s ravaged her body…from vagina to GUNT to tits…..all for you…and appreciate her putting on something to add some excitement in your otherwise boring as fuck relationship that is comfortable…and that you are used to….but when it is on Kim Kardashian, someone who no one finds hot, who has had her time to shine, and who likely offends 98 percent of the population who know she exits, this has gone too far and has gone on far too long, and should never have happened, and should never happen again….. These pics remind us that she should retire gracefully, even if you’re a pig who can’t be graceful in anything you do….she’s got all the money in the world, and doesn’t need to be humiliating herself while irritating us, and above all…she’s got a sister she can exploit who is built like an actual model, who we’d all rather see half naked… Get it together. you prime example of the horrible side effects of positive affirmations…. Here are some pics…they depress me.
Here are some throwback thursday on wednesday scans of some model named Janelle Fishman from Israel, for Terry Richardson, taken back in 2000, because photo evidence of naked photo decision making is forever…2000 was back when Terry Richardson was a serious pervert hipster photographer for Vice, before getting the love and support from the entire fashion industry and becoming the biggest, highest earning pervert fashion photographer of all time….cuz motherfucker played his pervert right….and not cuz he’s that good at taking pics but he is good at getting girls naked…and really I’m only posting this cuz she’s naked so I guess that’s all that matters. Here are the pics.
With the fourth pick in the 2010 SB Nation NHL Mock Draft, our Columbus Blue Jackets bloggers at The Cannon select… Brandon Gormley, Moncton Wildcats (QMJHL) photo via thehockeynews.com From The Cannon: A defenseman with exceptional puck moving skills and decision making ability, Gormley fits the Jackets’ need for offensive punch at the blue line and defensemen who can play a puck-possession game under new head coach Scott Arniel. A well rounded player who can serve on both the PP and PK, he has the potential to become
