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Former Roc-A-Fella Affiliate Choke No Joke Claims Dame Dash Tried To Steal Beyoncé from Jay-Z

Source: Johnny Nunez / Getty It’s funny how certain situations that unfold in the present can cast past circumstances that were overlooked in a brand new light. With the recent drama that Dame Dash caused when he tried to throw Jay-Z’s reputation under the bus , this has become the current situation. In a recently unearthed video, former Roc-A-Fella in-house videographer Choke No Joke actually corroborated Funk Master Flex’s allegation that Dame Dash tried to steal Beyoncé from Jay-Z during an interview with Star. When asked by the OG radio personality if something ever happened between Dame Dash and Beyoncé, Choke confirmed that Dame indeed tried to get it popping with Bey behind Jay’s back, but ultimately nothing happened. “Yup.  mean nothing happened like he kissed or sexed her. Did he try to holler at her? Yeah. That’s the same thing he did with Aaliyah, but Aaliyah fell for it. He also wasn’t gonna violate Jay like that. I mean we all know there was a point at Roc-A-Fella where Dame was not allowed around Beyoncé. Anybody that worked there at that time knew that Dame was not allowed around f*ckin’ Beyoncé ‘cause he was a creep.” Word? Was Dame the OG leader of the Creep Squad whose membership includes many of Love & Hip Hop ‘s cast members? Probably not but still this doesn’t put him the best of lights regardless of how bad his relationship with Jay might’ve been at the time. But before everyone goes judging our dearly departed Aaliyah for walking out on Jay for his business partner, Choke feels that even though Dame went behind Jay’s back to holla at her, “the only reason Aaliyah may have went for it is cause Jay wouldn’t be public with her cause he was tryin’ to keep that sh*t private.” That makes sense. It’s cold but Jay never claimed to be the warmest person alive when it came to relationships. Check out the revelation below and let us know your thoughts on the situation.

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AnnaLynne McCord In Underwear of the Day

AnnaLynne McCord is garbage – in and out of her underwear – I’d say her street value is no more than 150 an hour – like a backpages whore back when back pages whores existed – before everyone went to jail rich as fuck after creating backpages – pimps. She has been on TV, which I guess makes her more valuable than a 50 dollar an whore… But there’s really nothing interesting about this ghetto girl…they must be broke by now…it’s been a few years since she was on TV…that money must go quick and this is the “i keep holding on” moment in her life…and I’ll stare but I WON’T CARE. Copyright. Trademark. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post AnnaLynne McCord In Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Natalia Bulycheva is Some Model doing Ballet for Stolnick of the Day

Natalia Bulycheva is some ballet posing model…because I guess that’s how communism works…and I love her… I am just disappointed that she’s not on some mail order bride site, unless Stolnick magazine is a mail order bride site….I’m too lazy to check….and too busy trying to give my half retard brain some culture in a “so this is ballet, I didn’t see Black Swan lesbianism with Mila Kunis, and I don’t really hit up Nutcracker every year because I am no faggot. When you think about flexible skinny chicks in leotards..all that dance and gay shit goes out the window…and becomes straight softcore communist Russia fetish porn….with articles of clothing that rub tits and pussy at the same time due to genius engineering…. The only thing to fear with Russian women, is that they are spies and killing machines…with Russian mobster boyfriends who will kill you, so it’s better to focus your Russian fetish on cam girls not magazine models living in Europe…..but you can follow their Instagram The post Natalia Bulycheva is Some Model doing Ballet for Stolnick of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Daddy Issues Daisy Lowe in a Bikini of the Day

Daisy Lowe is great and not just because she’s got tits…or because she’s turned those tits into hipster modeling before everyone was doing it…back before she had kids and was in her 30s… Sure, she was able to leverage her dad who denied being her dad most of her life…until he got paternity tested…and her stepmom Gwen Stefani, causing strain on that weirdo relationship, that has since allowed her dad to go back to fucking real trannies…not just pop stars who look like one… But she’s always had tits…tits that may not be as awesome today as they were back then when she was everywhere…but still tits…as tits remain until they get breast cancer and RIP…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Daddy Issues Daisy Lowe in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bai Ling Lives of the Day

Here’s the something the world doesn’t need to see, probably doesn’t care to see, probabily doesn’t even know why or what they are seeing, because Bai Ling is a thing of the past….that even in the past wasn’t a thing… She is what I call the sex tape that got away. A rich Asian hollywood obsessed girl who attended events and worked the paparazzi before everyone worked the paparazzi, back when everyone pretended to hate the paparazzi, before realizing they could use the paparazzi to get more attention… She’d flash nipple, really long nipples, and attend all the right events…and I think was even 35 or 40 back then – making her 45 or 50 now…but like all asians – she still looks 17 – all part of being robots… That said, I guess she’s still around, unless these are pulled from the archives, and I like celebrating what was, even when it never was, but tried so hard to be.

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Urban Outfitters Hipster Porn of the Day

It is safe to say that Hipster Porn is my favorite porn, even if the Hipster Porn isn’t actually porn, but rather young girls being barely slutty, because I know that beneath the surface of an Urban Outfitters Campaign and with the right approach, these girls are young and part of the porn generation, a generation where pornstars can be deemed cool and desirable, because dudes everywhere jerk off to them, and girls like being jerked off to…they like being dirty little fucks who look good while they fuck, it’s some animal instinct shit that has made the world far more fun to live in…

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Reliving the Victoria’s Secret Catalog of the Day

There was a time when masturbation wasn’t very accessible. You had to watch scrambled cable porn because you couldn’t afford the channels, do it on the bus while people were commuting in their sexy work clothes, buy actual porn and porn mags that were way overpriced, jerk off to music videos, or if you were lucky, lingerie catalogs, like Victoria’s Secret, that became a household name and marriage saviour in the 80s and 90s, when they were needed. So here’s a little tribute to trying not to get caught jerking off to a magazine, like you were still in the 90s, before everyone accepted that everyone jerks off and the internet gave us porn.. The models are who gives a fuck, they are interchangeable. The pics are uninspired catalog pics. The nipples are edited out…but they still happened so here.

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Emily Ratajkowski Naked for Lovecat Magazine of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is the kind of aspriring model who will pose nude as often as fucking possible, because she’s got a fantastic body, and a great set of fake tits, and is pretty much one small step away from being a stripper….but isn’t seen as a stripper…because her shoots are “artistic” and for fashion….not to mention she has an IMDB page…and has had some small acting roles…and is just doing the LA thing as hard as she can so that she doesn’t have to move back home when she runs out of money with her tail between her legs, forced to work for her dad’s company, instead of being the big superstar she moved to LA to be….you know making all the moves so that she can get noticed, pay the rent, and not have to lower herself to be a waitress like this was Hollywood in the 80s, before everyone who movied their could become a social media celebrity all the studios want to work with cuz they have no idea what new media is… That said, she’s showing her tits, and I guess that’s all I really should be focusing on, so look at the pics and ignore all my whining words, which is something you’re as accustomed to as this Emily Rata chick is with being nude on camera…you jerk.

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Emily Ratajkowski Naked for Lovecat Magazine of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is the kind of aspriring model who will pose nude as often as fucking possible, because she’s got a fantastic body, and a great set of fake tits, and is pretty much one small step away from being a stripper….but isn’t seen as a stripper…because her shoots are “artistic” and for fashion….not to mention she has an IMDB page…and has had some small acting roles…and is just doing the LA thing as hard as she can so that she doesn’t have to move back home when she runs out of money with her tail between her legs, forced to work for her dad’s company, instead of being the big superstar she moved to LA to be….you know making all the moves so that she can get noticed, pay the rent, and not have to lower herself to be a waitress like this was Hollywood in the 80s, before everyone who movied their could become a social media celebrity all the studios want to work with cuz they have no idea what new media is… That said, she’s showing her tits, and I guess that’s all I really should be focusing on, so look at the pics and ignore all my whining words, which is something you’re as accustomed to as this Emily Rata chick is with being nude on camera…you jerk.

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Aubrey O’Day Tits Still Trying to Be Black of the Day

One of the more confusing things about Aubry O’Day is how she’s trying to turn herself black. I remember reading about how she fucked Diddy and other rappers back when she was on TV, before everyone forgot about her, and I get that some girls are really into black dudes, whether it is to upset their dads, the size of their dicks, their powerful position in the music industry, the fact that they fuck fat chicks, or whatever other reason their is for a white girl to go black. See I like under 30 pussy, she likes black dudes, you like wearing women’s panties, we all have our preferences and I don’t judge anyone for anything that makes them happy…. I just find it funny that she’s found comfort in the fact that black dudes like fat chicks, so it’s allowed her to eat all the fucking milkshakes she can, so many milkshakes that the store made her the fucking spokesperson, figuring that a fat no name bitch with fat tits is a good look for their brand, especially since everyone’s so entertained by the fact they chose her that they are writing about it….I also find the color of her skin funny, it’s like she’s trying to turn into that orange shit color that’s worked so well for the Kardashians in luring black cock. Either way, here she is getting felt up by Elmo but more importantly showing off her stupid contacts that make her look like she’s cast in some bootleg Twilight softcore porn…but life’s not that good for her…and instead she’s stuck endorsing milkshakes… Pics via Bauer and Pics via Fame

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