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Gigi Hadid’s First Olympic Vogue Cover of the Day

I generally dislike Gigi Hadid – for no real reason, I don’t know her and don’t have to deal with her very deep voice, I just pin her as the rich kid brat who wanted to be a model for her 14th birthday thanks to her hooker mother pushing it on her – it’s good for everyone’s ego – so they created her. Modeling requires no talent, you don’t even need to be skinny anymore to be a model, so there’s really no accomplishment here, she’s in Vogue, but Vogue like everything else in the media is just clickbait bullshit. I don’t find her that hot, but what else would she be doing as an LA brat, and I guess in her defence – she’s not a Kardashian – she just leveraged the Kardashians to exist…. These pics are boring – but I call them doing the Bruce Jenner…you know a little tribute to the source of her career and the inspiration of her family to follow their lead…and I’m sure Kendall’s all mad about this – unless she’s too happy living the scam to be jealous of her homie – who knows about their interpersonal relationships – but more importantly…who cares. The post Gigi Hadid’s First Olympic Vogue Cover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Urban Outfitters Hipster Porn of the Day

It is safe to say that Hipster Porn is my favorite porn, even if the Hipster Porn isn’t actually porn, but rather young girls being barely slutty, because I know that beneath the surface of an Urban Outfitters Campaign and with the right approach, these girls are young and part of the porn generation, a generation where pornstars can be deemed cool and desirable, because dudes everywhere jerk off to them, and girls like being jerked off to…they like being dirty little fucks who look good while they fuck, it’s some animal instinct shit that has made the world far more fun to live in…

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Reliving the Victoria’s Secret Catalog of the Day

There was a time when masturbation wasn’t very accessible. You had to watch scrambled cable porn because you couldn’t afford the channels, do it on the bus while people were commuting in their sexy work clothes, buy actual porn and porn mags that were way overpriced, jerk off to music videos, or if you were lucky, lingerie catalogs, like Victoria’s Secret, that became a household name and marriage saviour in the 80s and 90s, when they were needed. So here’s a little tribute to trying not to get caught jerking off to a magazine, like you were still in the 90s, before everyone accepted that everyone jerks off and the internet gave us porn.. The models are who gives a fuck, they are interchangeable. The pics are uninspired catalog pics. The nipples are edited out…but they still happened so here.

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Doutzen Kroes Pregnant With Second Kid – Here’s a Tribute To Her of the Day

At risk of sounding racist…and based strictly on my observations visiting the local walmart..where I am stuck in line behind young, fat, white single mothers with 50 shades of brown babies…black guys love knocking up white girls… I guess there is no exception to the rule when it comes to the rich, famous, supermodel variety of white girl…and the black DJs who might as well be white who married them… Because Doutzen Kroes is pregnant for a second time…and here is a little tribute of what was, before the second baby ravages her like it was Woody Allen and her body was 7…leaving her a mess or a stretched out shell of what she once was…from Vogue Brazil June 2013

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Presenting: The Sexiest Men Alive in 2009

One of the leading celebrity news magazines, People , released its annual Sexiest Man Alive issue earlier this week. Johnny Depp , not Robert Pattinson, took top honors.

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Presenting: The Sexiest Men Alive in 2009

Happy Birthday, Mary-Louise Parker!

Proving that some things do get better with age, Mary-Louise Parker turns 45 (!) today, a year older and sexier as she remains one of our favorite celebs.

Whether she’s cooking half-naked in Esquire or firing off hilarious Weeds quotes left and right, the gorgeous and talented star amazes us year after year.

It’s an honor to celebrate her birthday this second day of August.

Click to enlarge some of the images below, a little tribute we put together of classic photos of Mary-Louise Parker nude, close to it, and more covered up …

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